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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:30:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 10:31:00 PM EDT by stangleonthedangle]
Check out this intelligence test.

I'm not sure what happened but I think I must have had
a moment of clarity during a study break tonite
because when I tried this test the answers were just
popping into my head with almost no thought process.

I guess my brain got a decent workout solving differential equations.

I scored 26/33 in about 20 minutes.

Be sure to spell everything correctly. I will admit I
had to use my dictionary once to spell a word.
Also, don't spell out numbers just type the number.

The ones I gave up on were:

#14
#17
#28
#29
#30
#3­1
#33


Intelligence test

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:33:27 PM EDT
I refuse to take that test because my mind is to powerful to understand those questions.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:37:41 PM EDT
The ultimate intelligence test is whether or not you submit a half an hour of your life taking a goofy online test, which really measures nothing, to begin with.

I pass.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:52:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 11:10:20 PM EDT by stangleonthedangle]
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:56:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending hundreds of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



You just got yourself put on ''the list''.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:02:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 11:08:05 PM EDT by txgp17]
CORRECT ANSWERS: 18 / 33
I got 14 & 33.

I was looking for "99 B of B on the W"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:20:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 11:21:42 PM EDT by swingset]

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:21:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By txgp17:
CORRECT ANSWERS: 18 / 33
I got 14 & 33.

I was looking for "99 B of B on the W"



I've found 7 tonight. Looking for more.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:23:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
noob

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:24:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 11:24:54 PM EDT by HarrySacz]

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.




PWNED
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:45:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By txgp17:

Originally Posted By swingset:
noob




noob to me.

Oct. 05? That's just a babe in the Arfcom jungle....still in his posting diapers.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:58:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 12:07:39 AM EDT by blacklisted]
#33 is "15 men on a dead man's chest"

I can't find #32....I said 1000 years in a millenium" and it says I am wrong

ETA: spelled millennium wrong
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:58:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 12:05:45 AM EDT by PromptCritical]
At 22 so far... That's it. 22. Only a mediocre genius.

Wile E. Coyote... Sooooper Genius!

ETA: 87 Z in the M D of the D H (W P)
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:25:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I refuse to take that test because my mind is to powerful to understand those questions.



My mind is so powerful the test wouldn't even be able to fathom my answers.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:01:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 2:02:17 AM EDT by blacklisted]
I was able to get 26 or 27. I looked up the rest of the answers, and it was shit related to rugby, cricket, cards, footbal (soccer), and some other stupid shit (basically ghey).
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:27:35 AM EDT
I didn't click on the link because I've been to several of these.

Let me guess.... If you click "click here to pay real money for an absolutely wasted $20.00" they will send you a note saying how smart you are!?!

On the bright side... you can hang it on your wall and pretend you are more smart than the guy who ignored it all and just up and leaves....

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:53:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.



nice gig......
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:48:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 8:56:17 AM EDT by stangleonthedangle]
Your argument is weak. Am I wrong in assuming you will still be getting paid regardless of what you are doing on the internet??

I already worked a 10 hour day yesterday, so I was surfing the net between studying. I may not make $28.00/hour yet, but when I graduate I can guarantee at least that.

I also find it lame that you feel the need to tout your rate of pay, and question mine.

And the test in question most definately measures "something". It sounds to me like you are jumping the gun to defend your apathy rather than excersise your mind. A closet mongoloid possibly??

Just take the damn test, it's obvious that your time isn't worth shit if you get paid to surf the internet.

Also, this is my second account. I have been around for a couple years. I know very well the inner-working of ARFcom.

Oh yeah, HarrySacz, the only difference between an ass kisser and a brown-nose is depth perception. Just because he has 7853 posts doesen't make him cool.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:49:43 AM EDT
Those tests are calibration for the gov't mind control machine!!

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:55:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 9:02:50 AM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.



No offense, but you really shouldn't post shit like that unless the hourly figure would make us gasp in amazement.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:37:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 9:37:35 AM EDT by txgp17]

Originally Posted By swingset:
noob to me.
Oct. 05? That's just a babe in the Arfcom jungle....still in his posting diapers.

So posting is what makes one a non-noob? AR15.com doesn't show how many threads we read, which is more important to one's "noob" status than posting dribbage.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:33:46 AM EDT
I found this stuff interesting, if you don't that's your perogative. Go read something that interests you rather than posting pointless shit to pad your post count like 50% of the members here do.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:38:19 AM EDT
I typed "87" in for every question and got a perfect score.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:42:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.



No offense, but you really shouldn't post shit like that unless the hourly figure would make us gasp in amazement.




Yep, if you're not posting from your 3000 sq ft bathroom with a lap pool, waterfall, golden fixtures and on-site massage therapist, don't bother telling us about where you're posting from.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 11:42:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 11:44:01 AM EDT by swingset]

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
As opposed to spending thousands of hours posting thousands of pointless +1's, IBTL's, Tag's, and rebuttals to even more pointless posts on an internet forum???

I see, I guess you do win.



I'm making $28 an hour right now, posting meaningless dribble on an internet forum, eating a Snickers bar, a paid professional. How much did you get paid for racking your brain playing Mensa-boy?



Oh, and +1 and IBTL to you too, noob.



No offense, but you really shouldn't post shit like that unless the hourly figure would make us gasp in amazement.




Uh, the point isn't what I make an hour, but that I'm not living my free time on ARFcom posting +1's. I'm at work, being paid a decent wage to sit on my can and look at the internet....while enjoying a tasty Snickers bar.

I wasn't bragging about my income, it's just an hourly wage. I have plenty of things to brag about, my illustrious porn career and patent for inventing the interweb for instance.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 11:54:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
I found this stuff interesting, if you don't that's your perogative. Go read something that interests you rather than posting pointless shit to pad your post count like 50% of the members here do.


I enjoy puzzles like this.

There are undoubtedly lots of lurkers out there who like them too, regardless of their hourly wage, salary, or commission. So if you find more of them, post'em.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:13:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
Oh yeah, HarrySacz, the only difference between an ass kisser and a brown-nose is depth perception. Just because he has 7853 posts doesen't make him cool.



Yes it does. You really are a noob.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:16:30 PM EDT
i failed miserably


oh well


Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:23:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I refuse to take that test because my mind is totoo powerful to understand those questions.



Your mind is too powerful to even be bothered typing the correct form of to, too, or two.

Kent
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:27:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 12:34:58 PM EDT by JohnTheTexican]

SPOILER AHEAD!









Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:


The ones I gave up on were:

#14- 15 PLAYERS IN A RUGBY TEAM
#17- 11 PLAYERS IN A FOOTBALL (SOCCER) TEAM
#28 - 23 PAIRS OF CHROMOSOMES IN THE HUMAN BODY
#29 - 64 SQUARES ON A CHESS BOARD
#30 - 9 PROVINCES IN SOUTH AFRICA
#31- 6 BALLS TO AN OVER IN CRICKET
#33 - 15 MEN ON A DEAD MAN'S CHEST


Intelligence test





Not so much a test of intelligence as Anglophilia.
Who gives a rats ass about rugby, soccer, or cricket?


ETA: I only got 28 of them on my own and Google answered the rest. Or 29 if you count the soccer one, which I got on my own, but only after Googling the rugby one.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:26:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I refuse to take that test because my mind is too powerful to understand those questions.



Uh huh.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:33:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
I found this stuff interesting, if you don't that's your perogative. Go read something that interests you rather than posting pointless shit to pad your post count like 50% of the members here do.



I pad my post count by poking fun of people, which is not pointless shit. It's my sole source of entertainment, other than jerking off.

Thank you for playing.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:33:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
And the test in question most definately measures "something".



Certainly doesn't look like any "intelligence" test I've ever seen. The "rating" at the bottom Scoring: 1 to 5 is Average, 6 - 11 Somewhat Intelligent, 12 to 18 Intelligent, 19 + Genius reveals it to be complete timewasting bullshit.

I'm sure it measures "something" but unless you know precisely what that something is, it's no less a waste of time than watching THIS for five minutes.



It sounds to me like you are jumping the gun to defend your apathy rather than excersise your mind. A closet mongoloid possibly??



Or, perhaps he just doesn't care about this, and prefers to waste his time in ways that entertain HIM (like the above link - because who wouldn't love that)?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:38:54 PM EDT
google is your friend

SPOILER ALERT!





­
www.chesskit.com/miscellaneous/quiz.php
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:06:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:

#31- 6 BALLS TO AN OVER IN CRICKET





Shit. That one had me stumped...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:37:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:

SPOILER AHEAD!









Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:


The ones I gave up on were:

#14- 15 PLAYERS IN A RUGBY TEAM
#17- 11 PLAYERS IN A FOOTBALL (SOCCER) TEAM
#28 - 23 PAIRS OF CHROMOSOMES IN THE HUMAN BODY
#29 - 64 SQUARES ON A CHESS BOARD
#30 - 9 PROVINCES IN SOUTH AFRICA
#31- 6 BALLS TO AN OVER IN CRICKET
#33 - 15 MEN ON A DEAD MAN'S CHEST


Intelligence test





Not so much a test of intelligence as Anglophilia.
Who gives a rats ass about rugby, soccer, or cricket?


ETA: I only got 28 of them on my own and Google answered the rest. Or 29 if you count the soccer one, which I got on my own, but only after Googling the rugby one.




Yeah, most of these questions are stupid. I did the exact thing with the soccer one. I got 26, 27 if you include soccer (which I got after looking up the rugby one). Nobody cares about rugby or cricket!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 2:59:23 PM EDT
14 without looking anything up.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:20:23 PM EDT
20.

I thought 7 was 13 stars in the US flag but I guess not

I think it's kind of lame that he asks the same question three times out of 33.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:26:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
Your argument is weak. Am I wrong in assuming you will still be getting paid regardless of what you are doing on the internet??

I already worked a 10 hour day yesterday, so I was surfing the net between studying. I may not make $28.00/hour yet, but when I graduate I can guarantee at least that.

I also find it lame that you feel the need to tout your rate of pay, and question mine.

And the test in question most definately measures "something". It sounds to me like you are jumping the gun to defend your apathy rather than excersise your mind. A closet mongoloid possibly??

Just take the damn test, it's obvious that your time isn't worth shit if you get paid to surf the internet.

Also, this is my second account. I have been around for a couple years. I know very well the inner-working of ARFcom.

Oh yeah, HarrySacz, the only difference between an ass kisser and a brown-nose is depth perception. Just because he has 7853 posts doesen't make him cool.



I dont think he is cool, i just think you have an attitude problem.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:47:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Peak_Oil:
20.

I thought 7 was 13 stars in the US flag but I guess not

I think it's kind of lame that he asks the same question three times out of 33.



You're KIDDING, right?
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