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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:15:54 PM EDT
I haven't watched Porn since the early 80s and I can probably go another 30 years or so before needing to watch more but it was rather comical and hopefully I don't step over the CoC sharing my "porn" story.

I usually guide at a local hunt preserve on Tuesdays, Friday and Saturday. Since my cancer treatment I haven't been able to guide so they have me in the lodge doing busy work. Its very nice of them and I get to hang out with the clients a bit.

Well the clients were watching porn on the Playboy Channel and I was folding laundry. To make a long story short the man in the porn movie was having what could be considered a large slice of PIE while I was trying to incognito as possible fold towels. All was going well when the gal he was sharing with announces [somewhat suddenly] that she would like to take it from behind [paraphrased slightly...use your imagination] when I busted out laughing. All eyes suddenly turn my way and I'm no longer incognito folding laundry so I say...."Well that was obviously not written by a woman!" and went back to folding my laundry.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:30 PM EDT
Good mental image.

Thanks.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:17:38 PM EDT


I am dying of laughter.............................
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:18:20 PM EDT
great thread title
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:30 PM EDT
I get to look at porn every day at work. Part of my job is to watch everything the kids try to download over the network.

There is very little that shocks me.

Gay midget amputees with barnyard animals? I've watched it.

Av.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:34 PM EDT
You mean......those aren't true stories?
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:43 PM EDT




"not written by a woman"


gee, ya think
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:19:43 PM EDT
When I clicked on this, the thread immediately above this one was "A childhood dream -- REALIZED!"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:21:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Avalon01:
I get to look at porn every day at work. Part of my job is to watch everything the kids try to download over the network.

There is very little that shocks me.

Gay midget amputees with barnyard animals? I've watched it.

Av.



I guess that explains the "Spank me hard?"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:23:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Avalon01:
I get to look at porn every day at work. Part of my job is to watch everything the kids try to download over the network.

There is very little that shocks me.

Gay midget amputees with barnyard animals? I've watched it.

Av.



High school IT office guy?

Do you know, in my school they've blocked Babelfish's and Google's abilities to translate other webpages, because students were using that to check out illicit websites. You can still translate text, but not a full webpage.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:24:50 PM EDT
you didn't watch Oprah the other day, did you?
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:25:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Avalon01:
I get to look at porn every day at work. Part of my job is to watch everything the kids try to download over the network.

There is very little that shocks me.

Gay midget amputees with barnyard animals? I've watched it.

Av.



I missed an opportunity to watch porn for a living. Movie Gallery was hiring an attorney to watch the stuff to check for child porn violations.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:25:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HillBillySasquatch:
you didn't watch Oprah the other day, did you?



ah no, I watch Oprah about as often as porn.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:28:39 PM EDT
I watch porn pretty much every night at work.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:30:00 PM EDT
Welcome to 40 something.

Porn sure has changed a lot over the years. NOT that I would watch that garbage!
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:30:26 PM EDT
"You can imagine what happens next"

"He fixes the cable?"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:36:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:41:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 5:51:31 PM EDT by _DR]

That's hilarious!



But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn?
Seems like something they could do at home, or with a girlfriend or wife, or even wacking off, but it seems like if they are vacation, on a hunting trip, and they have to watch porn there too, in a public living area, maybe they have a problem?

Or maybe their wives won't let them watch it?

Most porn is so badly written/acted it would be painful to sit there and watch it as placid entertainment, IMO.

To each his own, I suppose. I haven't watch porn with buddies since my last college friend had his stag night and got married.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:46:32 PM EDT
Um...... I think you really need to get out more.

The situation you've described is 'small potatos'!!!!

Unless, of course, you are a... um... morally objecting to 'relations' of a carnal nature.

The LORD GOD created sex - and we are to enjoy it!! Every day, Every way!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:48:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

... having what could be considered a large slice of PIE ...



Oh, the Pamela & Tommy Lee video - seen it
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:50:56 PM EDT
Patty, that thar was some funny chit!
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:53:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 5:55:37 PM EDT by _DR]

Originally Posted By cheaptrickfan:

The LORD GOD created sex - and we are to enjoy it!! Every day, Every way!!!!!



Absolutely, but watching porn is a poor substitute for real sex, IMO.
I prefer to be the one making the porn, so to speak.

Not saying there is anything wrong with it if that's what does it for someone or that is all they can get.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 5:56:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:08:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MRW:
I just had to investigate a porn post by Patty!

My confidence in Patty has been restored!



Yeah I got that look when I saw "watching porn at work" and saw Pattymcn.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:12:47 PM EDT
Thank you for sharing a woman's perspective Patty.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:13:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
great thread title






VVVVV
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:16:59 PM EDT
Today at school a kid couldn't get to a site, because the Internet filtering blocked it.

It lists a reason, such as Pornographic, Video Games, etc.

The one he tried to get to said "Extreme."
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:19:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:22:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
"You can imagine what happens next"

"He fixes the cable?"



"Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:23:50 PM EDT
Hee Hee:

Logjammin'

(I hope this is ARFCOM safe, if not let me know. It's pretty grainy).
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:25:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I haven't watched Porn since the early 80s and I can probably go another 30 years or so before needing to watch more but it was rather comical and hopefully I don't step over the CoC sharing my "porn" story.

I usually guide at a local hunt preserve on Tuesdays, Friday and Saturday. Since my cancer treatment I haven't been able to guide so they have me in the lodge doing busy work. Its very nice of them and I get to hang out with the clients a bit.

Well the clients were watching porn on the Playboy Channel and I was folding laundry. To make a long story short the man in the porn movie was having what could be considered a large slice of PIE while I was trying to incognito as possible fold towels. All was going well when the gal he was sharing with announces [somewhat suddenly] that she would like to take it from behind [paraphrased slightly...use your imagination] when I busted out laughing. All eyes suddenly turn my way and I'm no longer incognito folding laundry so I say...."Well that was obviously not written by a woman!" and went back to folding my laundry.



So enlighten us Patty, how WOULD a woman have wrote that one??????

GR
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:40:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:48:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _DR:
But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn?



1. Maybe the hunting trip was just "cover" for their circle jerk activities. They were all trying to figure out whose turn it was to be pivot man when Patty inturrupted and spoiled the moment.

2. Sounds like a good thing to do if there aren't any animals around at that moment that need shooting?

3. They forgot their hunting liscences?

Beats me......
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:49:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:20:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I haven't watched Porn since the early 80s and I can probably go another 30 years or so before needing to watch more but it was rather comical and hopefully I don't step over the CoC sharing my "porn" story.

I usually guide at a local hunt preserve on Tuesdays, Friday and Saturday. Since my cancer treatment I haven't been able to guide so they have me in the lodge doing busy work. Its very nice of them and I get to hang out with the clients a bit.

Well the clients were watching porn on the Playboy Channel and I was folding laundry. To make a long story short the man in the porn movie was having what could be considered a large slice of PIE while I was trying to incognito as possible fold towels. All was going well when the gal he was sharing with announces [somewhat suddenly] that she would like to take it from behind [paraphrased slightly...use your imagination] when I busted out laughing. All eyes suddenly turn my way and I'm no longer incognito folding laundry so I say...."Well that was obviously not written by a woman!" and went back to folding my laundry.



So enlighten us Patty, how WOULD a woman have wrote that one??????

GR



Humm....never thought about writing my own porn show but I would not have included any positions that involved an outie not an inie body part!

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Originally Posted By _DR:
But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn?
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They were waiting around for their guide. It was still fairly early morning.

Patty
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:26:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:



+1
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:27:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 7:30:10 PM EDT by ICEAGE]
80GB Hard drive, only 25GB left.... All of it is pr0n saved to my computer. Lately I havent been looking at it much though

I can watch porn now for hours without getting a boner

*puts on flame suit*.


I need to start my own website so I can make some $$$ . Sad when I can go to a website and know around how much money the owner makes a year

And playboy is considered the "classy" type of porn . IMO too much fakeness in the girls.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:30:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

... having what could be considered a large diseased slice of PIE ...



Oh, the Pamela & Tommy Lee video - seen it

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:36:14 PM EDT
I dunno Patty, I think it could have been written by a woman.
Once upon a slice of pie, I heard that phrase , and there was no mention of that subject prior to.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:31:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By _DR:
But why would someone go to a hunting lodge and watch porn?

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Years ago a co-worker asked me to copy a deer hunting tape so he could show his friends at his hunting cabin. I spliced in some "extra" scenes for his movie so that it had short clips of porn inserted every few minutes. He was the only one that knew about it when he played it for the guys hunting with him. He later told me that everyone wanted a copy. LOL It was a deer and dear hunting tape.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:16:13 PM EDT
I wish i had the Playboy channel.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:12:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By txgp17:
I dunno Patty, I think it could have been written by a woman.
Once upon a slice of pie, I heard that phrase , and there was no mention of that subject prior to.



albeit a not very bright woman.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:15:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ICEAGE:
I can watch porn now for hours without getting a boner

*puts on flame suit*.



Maybe you should try looking at porn with women in it.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:47:07 AM EDT
Too funny.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:53:23 AM EDT
lol...that was indeed funny Patty!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:58:12 AM EDT
Who doesn't watch porn at work?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:00:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:09:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Today at school a kid couldn't get to a site, because the Internet filtering blocked it.
It lists a reason, such as Pornographic, Video Games, etc.
The one he tried to get to said "Extreme."

There were some hilarious filters during high school. We couldnt search the web for chicken recipes for home economics class because of the word 'breast' and 'thigh'; 'extreme' was another of the filtered words.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:15:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ICEAGE:
80GB Hard drive, only 25GB left.... All of it is pr0n saved to my computer. Lately I havent been looking at it much though

I can watch porn now for hours without getting a boner

*puts on flame suit*.


I need to start my own website so I can make some $$$ . Sad when I can go to a website and know around how much money the owner makes a year

And playboy is considered the "classy" type of porn . IMO too much fakeness in the girls.



I have a 100GB external on the way to you as we speak. I'll pay shipping both ways!!
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