Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 2/28/2006 4:14:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 4:15:29 PM EDT by Phil_A_Steen]
If the .gov asks you where your guns are and you give the above response, 18 USC 1001 says you can be put behind bars for 5 years if the .gov finds out that's not the truth.

Better to give the old "no comment".
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:15:24 PM EDT
I just so happened to be in international waters, so
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:15:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 4:16:15 PM EDT by david_g17]
ommm, but i did.

eta: when you need that excuse, you'll get a lot more than 5 years if caught.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:17:10 PM EDT
How are they going to know if its the truth or not if you were canoeing over the Marianas Trench???
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:21:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By duckdawg:
How are they going to know if its the truth or not if you were canoeing over the Marianas Trench???





Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:22:37 PM EDT
To the best of my recollection, I lost them all in a tragic boating accident.

The old 'hillary clinton defense'.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:30:49 PM EDT
Fortunately for me, I'm afraid of the water.....I lost all mine in a tragic skydiving accident.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:33:50 PM EDT
"They were stolen by partisans who threatened to kill me."
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:36:20 PM EDT
my house did burn about 6 months ago.....my guns were in the house....
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:38:46 PM EDT
I forgot where i put them.

The asbestos is slowly affecting my brain.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 4:39:36 PM EDT
I cannot recall the details of the particular incident. Wouldnt want the EPA to cite you for polluting the water with hoppes #9.
Top Top