Thats kristen
girl: hey
ViperUSCTU: Hey good looking
girl: whats up?
ViperUSCTU: Nothing much, talked to liz a little while ago
girl: what'd you talk about?
ViperUSCTU: Whips, lashes, whipped cream.
ViperUSCTU: Naw, I just learned a little more about her.
girl: thats good
girl: what'd she tell you?
ViperUSCTU: Nothing incriminating.
girl: there is nothing incriminating for her to tell you
ViperUSCTU: o rly?
girl: yeah
ViperUSCTU: Can we change that?
ViperUSCTU: ;-D
girl: why?
ViperUSCTU: For entertainment purposes.
girl: she wont do anything incriminating
girl: occassionally i talk her into streching the rules a little. generally for my benefit
ViperUSCTU: No no.
ViperUSCTU: I mean me and you.
girl: oh..anything incriminating about me? lol, she wont tell you and neither will i. and nobody else knows.
girl: well..nobody that you'll ever talk to probably
ViperUSCTU: Your missing the point.
ViperUSCTU: Me and you should do incriminating things.
girl: then why didnt u say that?
ViperUSCTU: I did.
girl: ok then
girl: what did u have in mind?
ViperUSCTU: *cues funky music*
ViperUSCTU: or is it not obvious enough?
girl: nope. more obvious would be good
ViperUSCTU: if I just outright say it, it cheapens it =P
girl: think of something else to say then?
ViperUSCTU: lets play pool.
girl: something related?
ViperUSCTU: Whats wrong with pool?
girl: nothing
girl: except i suck at it
ViperUSCTU: don't worry i'll give you hands on teaching.
girl: thanks
girl: :-P
ViperUSCTU: It'll be my pleasure.
girl: im sure
ViperUSCTU: =D
ViperUSCTU: I hear pool is easier to play when your wearing dance shorts.
girl: hahaha
girl: where did you hear that?
ViperUSCTU: ALl over man
girl: so i should pretend i believe that and just wear them anyway i guess
ViperUSCTU: Yes.
ViperUSCTU: Just so you know, I think i'm starting to go blind, so we see with our hands.
girl: you're pushing it a little
ViperUSCTU: I've suddenly regained sight.
girl: thats good