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Posted: 2/26/2006 8:26:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 8:27:30 PM EDT by niceguymr]
On a whim, my buddy and I planned a last minute snowboarding trip to Lake Tahoe. We live in Miami so we cherish these once in a blue moon opportunities to take a boys trip out west and have some fun on the slopes during the day, and casino / nightlife at night.

We got an incredible deal on a suite in a lodge costing us only $600 for the week for both of us. (that's 300 each) and my 1st class airline ticket was free ala Delta Skymiles points. So in essence, this trip is only costing me $300 for the entire week, plus expenses (which I'm sure will add up when factoring lift passes and food).

Here's where it get's interesting... Everything is now bought, reserved, and/or paid for. I was doing a search for activities/concerts/etc. going on in S. Lake Tahoe during our stay and have discovered that the week we're going (this week) is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" which is billed as a completely gay week. Everything gay, all day, all night. On the slopes, in the bars, in the clubs, in the restaurants. It's a winter gay extraveganza for gays from allover to gather for a week of activities. Those of you who've been to South Lake Tahoe (Heavenly) are aware that this isn't the largest community, so I expect everything to be pretty much everywhere. Personally, being around gays doesn't bother me as I live in South Florida and have grown quite accustomed to it, however, I'm taking a week long vacation and I think the 'gay intensity' levels are going to be quite high. Oh well, not much I can do about it now. I really don't feel like cancelling b/c I know I may not have another good snowboard opportunity for a while and this one is costing me practically nothing.

ETA: Spare me the jokes about 'brokeback mountain'. Already thought of it.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:27:33 PM EDT
Watch yur cornhole.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:29:06 PM EDT
Scott574 and Clean-cut should be right at home!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:29:34 PM EDT
Make sure you accessorize and color coordinate on the slopes. You will fit right in (camoflage yourself) no one will be the wiser.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:34:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By USMC88-93:
Make sure you accessorize and color coordinate on the slopes. You will fit right in (camoflage yourself) no one will be the wiser.



Interesting you should say that... I figured if I dress in poor taste, there's no way I'd be confused for a gay person, and therefore avoid any uncomfortable situations of possibly getting hit on and having to reject the person. If I fit right in, they'll be more apt to engage into a conversation with me, which I don't want to happen. Let's face it... They're there for a reason. To hook up with other gays. This is just like straight people going to Cancun for Spring Break. Everybody wants some!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:35:01 PM EDT
You are SET! Just think of all the women that will be there for the novelty of it...and you will be there to swoop them up! All of them to your selves!

BTW...good luck
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:35:36 PM EDT
well, dont complain to us if you still didnt get laid out there
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:35:50 PM EDT
rent a jetta and wear your collar up and you'll fit right in
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:36:49 PM EDT
You should be able to find a glock booth/dealer during this gay extravaganza to pick one up real cheap. It only makes sense that they would be there to provide services to the majority of their customer base
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:37:44 PM EDT
NiceguyMR.

You need to go rent the movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. and the Horatio Sanz from SNL called "boat trip"

Its what you're walking into, only they wind up on a "gay cruise" ship.

Pretty funny at places (Roger Moore plays a VERY gay perv), plus the female lead Rosyln Sanchez is so smoking hot you'll forget your name.

I guarantee you'll laugh your ass off with the trip you're about to take.

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:47:58 PM EDT


Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:51:48 PM EDT
I don't want to see any range report.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:53:19 PM EDT
So...you and a buddy are going during gay week....

ArfCom "manly back rub" post - Part II
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:54:14 PM EDT
People are going to assume things about you and your buddy. Use this to your advantage somehow. I really don't know how.

This will cheer you up:

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:55:35 PM EDT
don't forget a range report
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:57:02 PM EDT
So? You're from Miami. You oughta be used to it by now.

While there you need to run over to the donner Meadows State Park and learn a nasty way to get eaten by your girlfriend. Virginia City is worth a side trip. And dinner at the Overland Hotel in Minden is worth a side trip. This is a Basque Restaurant that caters to the Basque sheepherders between between jobs and the meal is a , well you just need to go and see the place and have the dinner. It's like you stepped back into the 1890s.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:59:43 PM EDT
If you value your sanity, do NOT go to Virginia City.

I have traumatic memories of that place as a child. My parents (stupid tourists) made me go there and they didn't think to bring water. Well, it was 110 degree and we had to go to some lame ass cemetary and I got dehydrated.

Maybe it's just me.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:13:32 PM EDT
Well, you should be able to change your Delta tics... go to Salt Lake City instead. There is a big Delta terminal there. You can get really cheap lodging in Sandy or Midvale and not be out any more $ than you already have planned. You also get Utah snow... "The Greatest Snow on Earth" and no attitude.

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:17:32 PM EDT
You can probably get free drinks all week.

Shake that moneymaker!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:21:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
I don't want to see any range rump ranger report.



Fixed it
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:29:42 PM EDT
Hope you coming soon, it's DUMPING fresh snow up there for the next two days.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:31:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By niceguymr:

Originally Posted By USMC88-93:
Make sure you accessorize and color coordinate on the slopes. You will fit right in (camoflage yourself) no one will be the wiser.



Interesting you should say that... I figured if I dress in poor taste, there's no way I'd be confused for a gay person, and therefore avoid any uncomfortable situations of possibly getting hit on and having to reject the person. If I fit right in, they'll be more apt to engage into a conversation with me, which I don't want to happen. Let's face it... They're there for a reason. To hook up with other gays. This is just like straight people going to Cancun for Spring Break. Everybody wants some!



And if that doesn't work, just jam a big fat juicy D*** up yer Ass, and your there ! ! !
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:36:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 9:36:55 PM EDT by AZMAN-1]

>snip Everything gay, all day, all night. On the slopes, in the bars, in the clubs, in the restaurants. It's a winter gay extraveganza for gays from allover to gather for a week of activities.<snip


Well isn't that just ssthuper!!!... I'm sure you and your 'partner' will have a great time!!!......
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:47:15 PM EDT
Dont get drunk. That "chick" you pick up will most likely be a dude and you'll only find that out the hard way.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:53:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
You should be able to find a glock booth/dealer during this gay extravaganza to pick one up real cheap. It only makes sense that they would be there to provide services to the majority of their customer base



WoW that is the best Glock rip I have ever read. I even own a Glock and I could'nt stop laughing. ROFLMAO
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:27:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By niceguymr:
On a whim, my buddy and I planned a last minute snowboarding trip to Lake Tahoe. We live in Miami so we cherish these once in a blue moon opportunities to take a boys trip out west and have some fun on the slopes during the day, and casino / nightlife at night.

We got an incredible deal on a suite in a lodge costing us only $600 for the week for both of us. (that's 300 each) and my 1st class airline ticket was free ala Delta Skymiles points. So in essence, this trip is only costing me $300 for the entire week, plus expenses (which I'm sure will add up when factoring lift passes and food).

Here's where it get's interesting... Everything is now bought, reserved, and/or paid for. I was doing a search for activities/concerts/etc. going on in S. Lake Tahoe during our stay and have discovered that the week we're going (this week) is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" which is billed as a completely gay week. Everything gay, all day, all night. On the slopes, in the bars, in the clubs, in the restaurants. It's a winter gay extraveganza for gays from allover to gather for a week of activities. Those of you who've been to South Lake Tahoe (Heavenly) are aware that this isn't the largest community, so I expect everything to be pretty much everywhere. Personally, being around gays doesn't bother me as I live in South Florida and have grown quite accustomed to it, however, I'm taking a week long vacation and I think the 'gay intensity' levels are going to be quite high. Oh well, not much I can do about it now. I really don't feel like cancelling b/c I know I may not have another good snowboard opportunity for a while and this one is costing me practically nothing.

ETA: Spare me the jokes about 'brokeback mountain'. Already thought of it.



I think you are going to blend in just fine.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:30:18 PM EDT
If all your drinks aren't free then you're one ugly dude.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 11:03:34 PM EDT
SSSSSHHHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGG
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 11:12:58 PM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics No, fuck that.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 11:43:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:00:30 AM EDT
When in Rome., do as the Romans do
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:07:40 AM EDT
Freudian slip, maybe?

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:14:02 AM EDT
Relax, what make you think the gay dudes are gonna be attracted to ya? The chicks sure ain't


Go have fun, there should be a high chance of picking up some hot chicky snacks while you are there.

TXL
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:14:58 AM EDT
You do have an interesting opportunity here. You can find the hottest chick out there who's looking for a pet homo and give her the whole "I'd switch teams for a woman like you" bit. If you don't leave there with at least one encounter of totally hetero action, well then you should consider shaving yourself and changing your name to Raphael.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:27:30 AM EDT
So, enjoy the lesbians.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:29:47 AM EDT
Moparman71 beat me to the punch; I was going to suggest practicing the following line on the straight women entourage:

"I think I'm a little tipsy...you know, I've never been with a woman, but...I'm having these strange feelings about you..."

;)

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:13:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:25:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By OODA_Loop:
Moparman71 beat me to the punch; I was going to suggest practicing the following line on the straight women entourage:

"I think I'm a little tipsy...you know, I've never been with a woman, but...I'm having these strange feelings about you..."

;)




Agreed. Should be easy to find lots of candidates that will "convert" you back over to the good side...have fun and enjoy the slopes.....
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:31:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M15A2:
You can probably get free drinks all week.

Shake that moneymaker!



Link Posted: 2/27/2006 5:37:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 6:00:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 3:35:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M15A2:
You can probably get free drinks all week.

Shake that moneymaker!



That's ONE way to go, OR you could just get a button that says: "Staright, not Narrow" and avoid unplesantries THAT way, then anyone who TRIES to make a play for you at least DESERVES to be "declined" (I wasw going to say shit on, thought better of it
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:01:06 PM EDT
Fixed it for yah!


Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By niceguymr:
On a whim, my buddy and I planned a last minute snowboarding trip to Lake Tahoe. We live in Miami so we cherish these once in a blue moon opportunities to take a boys trip out west and have some fun on the slopes during the day, and casino / nightlife at night.

We got an incredible deal on a suite in a lodge costing us only $600 for the week for both of us. (that's 300 each) and my 1st class airline ticket was free ala Delta Skymiles points. So in essence, this trip is only costing me $300 for the entire week, plus expenses (which I'm sure will add up when factoring lift passes and food).

Here's where it get's interesting... Everything is now bought, reserved, and/or paid for. I was doing a search for activities/concerts/etc. going on in S. Lake Tahoe during our stay and have discovered that the week we're going (this week) is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" which is billed as a completely gay week. Everything gay, all day, all night. On the slopes, in the bars, in the clubs, in the restaurants. It's a winter gay extraveganza for gays from allover to gather for a week of activities. Those of you who've been to South Lake Tahoe (Heavenly) are aware that this isn't the largest community, so I expect everything to be pretty much everywhere. Personally, being around gays doesn't bother me as I live in South Florida and have grown quite accustomed to it, however, I'm taking a week long vacation and I think the 'gay intensity' levels are going to be quite high. Oh well, not much I can do about it now. I really don't feel like cancelling b/c I know I may not have another good snowboard opportunity for a while and this one is costing me practically nothing.

ETA: Spare me the jokes about 'brokeback mountain'. Already thought of it.



I think you are going to bend in just fine.

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:09:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:12:16 PM EDT
U gotta suppressor? or a .50 with a big-ass scope on it? u can take care of that problem easy enough....
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:19:55 PM EDT
Get the "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" t-shirt.

Kharn
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:22:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/27/2006 4:22:55 PM EDT by ClayP]
Seriously, you will not a good time. This happened to me once in Aspen. Went with a bunch of friends for a medical conference/ski trip that coincided with the annual G&L festival. Activities had been planned at every single restaurant/bar in town - I mean EVERY one. Being that we were a co-ed group, we stood out from the crowd and were received with extremely hostile attitudes everywhere. At one bar my wife asked how much the cover was and the "host" turned beet red, started trembling and demanded $50 per person. Needless to say, we bought booze at the liquor store and hung out in our rooms.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:37:06 PM EDT
Aren't all snowboarders gay?
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:52:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:

Originally Posted By Noname:
LOL...!


hehehe

They call this one the "drag" races...

www.ascentlaketahoe.com/images/dragraces1.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<­IMG SRC=/images/smilies/anim_rofl2.gif border=0 align=middle>

Looks like you might get some action on the ski lifts.

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 4:52:24 PM EDT
Ha ha ha fucking ha ha ......" is called "Ascent on Lake Tahoe" you spelled "ASS SCENT" wrong. Be sure and buy your "lip balm" before you leave home
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 8:04:41 PM EDT
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