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Posted: 2/25/2006 8:43:36 PM EDT


Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:46:32 PM EDT
i have a nice set i keep in my pants
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:48:06 PM EDT
That's some powerful goat roping ghey right there.....
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:49:27 PM EDT
GHEY
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:51:04 PM EDT
I remember seeing the webpage for the manufacturer (probably posted on arfcom), and it literally said "they can take a lickin' "

That's some powerful gay right there.

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:52:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2006 8:52:22 PM EDT by Napoleon_Tanerite]
I've seen them in chrome, i didnt know they came in plastic now....

Even gayer!

ETA: Is that a poster for Brokeback Mountain?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:53:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NotoriousSEG:
i have a nice set i keep in my pants





You are one funny hillbilly
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:59:03 PM EDT
I had a buddy that did that with 2 bowling balls and a length of chain

It's ghey

WIZZO
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:00:26 PM EDT
Saw one on a Jeep one day.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:02:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


That's some powerful gay right there.




That is so true.

Last weekend i was having my truck clean and some guy came up behind me and said with a lisp


lisp guy" Is that your truck it is nice!"

we talk a few seconds while i was trying to get away.then out of nowhere.

lisp guy "Have you seen those bull balls that hang on the hitch of your truck?I got a set and my mom and dad wont ride in the truck with me!"


i went outside and waited for my truck to get finish being clean.

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:03:12 PM EDT
No way in Hell.

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Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:30 PM EDT
I have a set just like it. But mine are pasty white since they've never seen the sun and I keep them in my pants unless they're being used to make batter.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:45 PM EDT
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:04:46 PM EDT
Gay, ghey, and GAYYYYYer
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:32:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hanau:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


That's some powerful gay right there.




That is so true.

Last weekend i was having my truck clean and some guy came up behind me and said with a lisp


lisp guy" Is that your truck it is nice!"

we talk a few seconds while i was trying to get away.then out of nowhere.

lisp guy "Have you seen those bull balls that hang on the hitch of your truck?I got a set and my mom and dad wont ride in the truck with me!"


i went outside and waited for my truck to get finish being clean.





I think the arfcom ruling on that is, that since it took place at a car-wash, you should have drawn down.

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:37:06 PM EDT
That is teh ghey. His truck has "Blue Balls"
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:40:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I have a set just like it. But mine are pasty white since they've never seen the sun and I keep them in my pants unless they're being used to make batter.


Seriously dude, that's way too much fucking information.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:41:11 PM EDT
Gheyer than driving a Beatle.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:42:00 PM EDT
Hmmm...any man who would buy a rubber nutsack and proudly display it in public is the definition of ghey.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:44:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2006 9:44:59 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Gheyer than driving a Beatle.



Especially if it's Ringo.

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:44:46 PM EDT
Anyone who has those needs the Tusks on the front as well...
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:48:04 PM EDT
and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:51:17 PM EDT
What kind of a statement are you trying to make with those? Im gonna got out on a limb and say 99.999999% of people who see that crap will laugh their ass off .... That has got to be one of the dumbest things Ive seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:10:01 PM EDT
Perhaps rubber udders would sell to female members of his tribe for their trucks?

Also, what are the odds he has an :08 sticker on his rear window?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:18:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:43:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xmikex:
and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_gun-lg-1.jpg



Well, of course I'm compensating for something. If my winkie could make accurate shots out to 100+ yards, then I wouldn't need a gun. Duh.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:47:47 PM EDT
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:49:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By luger355:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?



It's OK if you have the matching schlong on the front bumper.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:19:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By luger355:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?



Hey luger, are you sure this isn't yours?



but wait....it gets better!



Okay who's the person who voted 'yes' in the poll?

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:21:22 PM EDT

You might be a Redneck if....



Originally Posted By Observer:
www.bullsballs.com/balls/fordballs1a.jpg

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:24:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 2:24:51 AM EDT by luger355]

Originally Posted By Observer:

Originally Posted By luger355:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?



Hey luger, are you sure this isn't yours?

www.bullsballs.com/balls/tangballs.jpg

but wait....it gets better!




that grey one is a girlie V-6

mines a manly red gt, vert.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:28:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 2:32:58 AM EDT by luger355]

Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:

Originally Posted By luger355:
so i take it putting a set on the back of my mustang is not a good idea then?



It's OK if you have the matching schlong on the front bumper.




Now that i have actualy seen a set on a stang. The gheyness is showing
darn it, i found thewhole idea amusing too.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:52:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 2:53:48 AM EDT by GLOCKshooter]
I think they would be cool as hell on the back of an M1A1 Abrams in Iraq. Anywhere else, umm, no.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:37:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 3:38:42 AM EDT by 4get_No1]



Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.



Looks to me like that... err.. that TRUCK needs to get laid.

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:48:56 AM EDT
When I was living in an apartment last year I had two different neighbors who had them. One set yellow, one set red.

I found them tasteless and disrespectful.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:59:46 AM EDT
I am sure that the women get all hot when they see the sack BUT, displaying it on the back of your vehicle may get you pulled over and full body cavity searched by these guys



Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:02:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NickN:

Originally Posted By xmikex:
and people think gun owners have "over-compensation" issues.... LOL

media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_gun-lg-1.jpg



Well, of course I'm compensating for something. If my winkie could make accurate shots out to 100+ yards, then I wouldn't need a gun. Duh.



You mean you CAN'T make those shots?
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:03:58 AM EDT
I found that it was very hard to hook a redneck cowboy to the bumper. They usually fell off and dragged behind causing unwanted attention.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:06:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.




Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:08:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4get_No1:
www.bullsballs.com/balls/fordballs1a.jpg


Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Mine aren't that big, but the bright blue color is rather familiar.



Looks to me like that... err.. that TRUCK needs to get laid.





Could somebody photoshop one of those pentium blue guys behind him
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:19:32 AM EDT
Dumb - stupid - ignorant ........
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:20:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By waterispoison:
Gheyer than driving a Beatle.





Which one in particular?

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:52:46 AM EDT
TEH GHEY!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 5:04:36 AM EDT
Ghey.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:01:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:04:51 AM EDT
Funniest mental image ever:

The mustang bottoming out and those balls slamming on the ground HARD.

-you can stop wincing now
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:05:34 AM EDT
Id put them on a riding mower, but that is it. Dont know why I think its funny on a lawn mower
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 9:07:31 AM EDT
okay so you have THE GHEY and then you have UBER NEXT LEVEL SUPER HILLBILLY GHEY like these.
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