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Posted: 2/25/2006 10:14:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2006 7:43:04 PM EDT by blackbag223]
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:17:14 AM EDT
no, but I wouldn't be complaining about it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:17:14 AM EDT
Nope, but maybe you should lock up your weapons
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:18:16 AM EDT
No, but then again every time I have met you wife she was awake!



Just joking.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:20:18 AM EDT
Hmmm a clasic case of sleepsex...

www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/sleepsex.html
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:21:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxwell71:
Nope, but maybe you should lock up your weapons



naw, she wasnt pissed or mad, just suprised.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:22:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP!
needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?




Sorry, I can't help....I would have finished right there then fallen asleep.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:33:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2006 7:38:20 PM EDT by strawberry_snaps]
Oops!

Guilty on all accounts!

and i was far from mad!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:43:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?




Damn, thats wierd, your girlfriend did the exact same thing to me.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:46:10 PM EDT
I jagg it in my sleep a lot, the wife always tells me Im molesting her and trying to give her a midnight facial but I dont remember shit.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:49:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:52:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
I had a woman once who did that.



im trying again tonight and will post a range report and pics!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:53:58 PM EDT
i went to sleep screwin once snoring and all ,she said wtf did u go to sleep?i said hell no, but i was fucking asleep.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:56:22 PM EDT
I had a woman ask me WTF I was doing during sex.

She was wide awake tho
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:58:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By tc6969:
I had a woman once who did that.



im trying again tonight and will post a range report and pics!



Pics! Yeah rite.

______________________


Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:11:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
I had a woman ask me WTF I was doing during sex.

She was wide awake tho



Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:22:57 PM EDT
The Mrs and I have had several late night romps and afterwrds, she says I must have been horny or something. I tell her no, you started it! She doesn't complain when it is the other way around though and doesn't mind getting woken up by things that go bump in the night

And that only applies for me and you cannot have my address either
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:28:12 PM EDT
My gal has told me that I have done the same thing a couple of times, she digs it as long as I keep the names straigh.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:40:53 PM EDT
Happened to me once. My ex claimed I "molested" her in her sleep. She was responding and everything. Woke up as she climaxed. Course she is a lying, thieving cunt, so ........
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:42:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
I had a woman ask me WTF I was doing during sex.

She was wide awake tho




Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:56:22 PM EDT
Sorry, I just can't get past the "sex with a zombie" visions.

Thanks, and I was heading to bed in a few minutes (shudder).

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TRW:
Sorry, I just can't get past the "sex with a zombie" visions.

Thanks, and I was heading to bed in a few minutes (shudder).

outhouserag.typepad.com/outhouserag/images/jennifer.jpeg




NOOOOOO!O!!!!!!!!!!!!1111<­BR>
That was my desktop wallpaper (the original)

I'll never be able to look at it again!!!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:58:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TRW:
Sorry, I just can't get past the "sex with a zombie" visions.

Thanks, and I was heading to bed in a few minutes (shudder).

outhouserag.typepad.com/outhouserag/images/jennifer.jpeg




If I was a zombie, I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:02:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?






You need more roofies.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 12:49:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?






You need more roofies.



fortunatley roofies werent involved and never would be
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 12:52:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
I hope this isnt a CoC violation.

i was in bed with my woman the other night, and i start down to kiss her, touch her...ya know.

now shes got a bad problem with sleep walking, and talking in her sleep. like complete conversations she doesnt remember later kind of thing.

all of a sudden she POUNCES on me, and turns into a sex MACHINE.

but here is the best part. right in the middle, she stops, looks up at me and goes WTF are you doing?

SHE WAS ASLEEP! needless to say it was weird.

has this every happened to anyone else?






You need more roofies.



Link Posted: 2/26/2006 12:54:52 PM EDT
Just because the "roofies" wore off earlier than expected does not make it sleep sex.
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