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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:38:44 PM EDT
About 4 hours ago I was out and got some mexican food. Had one burrito left and just took a bite of it. The entire corner was solid sour cream and guacamole.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:39:47 PM EDT
HA!!! Karma Bitch!!! Thats for telling on me!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:41:10 PM EDT
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:41:42 PM EDT
I must be a mutant because I DESPISE guacamole green slime with a passion.

Most people look at me like I'm from Mars when they find out.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:48:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4v50:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.



Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 4v50:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.



Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.



You both owe me a new keyboard!!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:15 PM EDT
I just ate a burrito too, it was good.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 4v50:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.



Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.



Now that'd be a hell of a way to go
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:07 PM EDT
I didn't actually tell on you. Right as a I hit submit on that is when I bit down.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:44 PM EDT
But while we're at it, NORTHERBORNREBEL WANTS AN AK!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:53:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 8:54:09 PM EDT by NorthernBornRebel]
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:54:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
I must be a mutant because I DESPISE guacamole green slime with a passion.

Most people look at me like I'm from Mars when they find out.



I hate that shit too
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:54:56 PM EDT
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:04:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:00 PM EDT
I would appear it has already made it into your left eye, won't be long now.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 9:12:05 PM EDT by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???





bravo newbie
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:22 PM EDT
I have nothing useful to say
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 9:14:12 PM EDT by NorthernBornRebel]
Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"


I think I just pissed myself
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:15:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 9:17:26 PM EDT by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"


I think I just pissed myself




Glad I could be of service Hell all that was just up to my 104th birthday anyway. I left out all the teotwawki stories and how I led the 83rd chairborne against the 666th du company and wiped em out with their welfare checks. I could go on for weeks educating you young punks on how things were done in the old navy.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:10:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"


I think I just pissed myself



I'm about to piss all over too!!!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 5:09:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.
hr
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you.hat


lol.... ok, gotcha...
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 5:17:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.





-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread

Link Posted: 2/25/2006 5:23:14 AM EDT
After the thread title, what a let-down.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 6:15:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.



'Better than drowning in someone elses vomit....
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:20:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nightdriver:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.





-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread


It was just a lead in
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:36:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.



ROFLMAO anyone know how to get Monster Energy Drink out of a keyboard?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:38:56 AM EDT
I cannot believe this stupid thread actually went 2 pages!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:48:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By Nightdriver:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By TheHeavyJ:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.





-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread


It was just a lead in



You'll also need Wolf ammo, at least one reference to Heat, and an 87 worked in somewhere. Plus aquabumping, the range report, dumping a 20-rounder into the air naked, drawing down at the carwash, and cops shooting dogs.

Also, what's the deal with bread? Did I miss a classic thread?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:56:24 AM EDT
He also left out the part about training Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:59:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mace:
Also, what's the deal with bread? Did I miss a classic thread?



Please direct your question to the Box 'o Truth.


Gaw.....n00b.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:06:27 PM EDT
Box O' Truth? please explain...I was busy cleaning my .22 and .38
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:07:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Girlieman:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.



'Better than drowning in someone elses vomit....



"...Cos you can't dust for vomit..."
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:14:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:32:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15_Fanatic:
I would appear it has already made it into your left eye, won't be long now.



That wasn't guacamole
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:48:31 PM EDT
That may give the word running new meaning
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 1:01:51 PM EDT
I like the avocado with just a little salt or lime juice on it.
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