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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:56:27 AM EDT
sorry no pics...

I was in a small town family diner. Guy comes in on his lunch break with some coworkers wearing a black t shirt with big white letters that read:


They say 9 out of 10 women are battered, but Ive been eating mine plain.


Part of me was laughing and part of me really wonders who on earth would wear that shirt to work?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
sorry no pics...

I was in a small town family diner. Guy comes in on his lunch break with some coworkers wearing a black t shirt with big white letters that read:


They say 9 out of 10 women are battered, but Ive been eating mine plain.

Part of me was laughing and part of me really wonders who on earth would wear that shirt to work?




a hickory nut.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:59:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 10:00:51 AM EDT by nightstalker]
I'll b3t it had fringe on it....somewhere....!!

ETA..did you draw down on him?....some woman will ...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:01:06 AM EDT
The people in this country become ruder and with less respect for others, and themselves, every day.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:04:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 10:04:49 AM EDT by Aimless]
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:05:07 AM EDT
+1 Agreed... Attention whores....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:06:27 AM EDT
yeah! fuckin rap, they left the "C" out.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:20:34 AM EDT
A friend of mine has a shirt that says "Fat people are hard to kidnap". He wore it to work sometimes. Of course, he didn't like his job and was planning to leave and was poking fun at himself with the shirt.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:20:38 AM EDT
That's nothing.

When my brother was 12 years old, he came home with a 'Happiness is a Tight Pussy' tee shirt on.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:22:55 AM EDT
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.

I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head.

I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know"
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:24:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:
That's nothing.

When my brother was 12 years old, he came home with a 'Happiness is a Tight Pussy' tee shirt on.



One less person to worry about being gay
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:24:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lupey:
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.

I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head.

I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know"




The people in this country become ruder and with less respect for others, and themselves, every day.



Congratulations.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:25:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:27:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lupey:
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.

I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head.

I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know"



Are you a guy or a girl....? just trying to get the right perspective...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:28:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 10:29:33 AM EDT by Lupey]

Originally Posted By tc6969:

Originally Posted By Lupey:
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.




Does it actually say "Noone" on it?

You DO know thats not really a word.......Right?



Sorry forgot the *space* And I'm a guy. The same guy that will wear the "Koran - now in 2 ply" with the picture of the guy on the shitter.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:30:09 AM EDT
Rude or humoring people who are not so tense?
Which One?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:35:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 2:27:27 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
T-Shirt Hell, Where All The Bad Shirts Go.

Make sure you check the "Worse Than Hell" section.

I own:

Gone Postal Shooting Tour

Rape Is No Laughing Matter...

School Shooting Tour

There are Two People...

Restraining Orders....



Please don't link to T-shirt Hell. Thanks. ~ 82nd
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:36:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
sorry no pics...

I was in a small town family diner. Guy comes in on his lunch break with some coworkers wearing a black t shirt with big white letters that read:


They say 9 out of 10 women are battered, but Ive been eating mine plain.


Part of me was laughing and part of me really wonders who on earth would wear that shirt to work?



I like that one myself, but it tends to make people fly off the handle, and when I'm carrying a gun, confrontation is best left avoided if possible.

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[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 2:30:01 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]










Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:52:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
sorry no pics...

I was in a small town family diner. Guy comes in on his lunch break with some coworkers wearing a black t shirt with big white letters that read:


They say 9 out of 10 women are battered, but Ive been eating mine plain.


Part of me was laughing and part of me really wonders who on earth would wear that shirt to work?



This one?


I want one of these.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:22:36 PM EDT
How about these ones:









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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:38:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HKTackDriver:

Originally Posted By Lupey:
How about these ones:


www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/assvagina.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/nilf.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/fist_T.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/sanchez_t.gif



Where can I buy those shirts?????



The answer you seek lies within the post you quoted.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:40:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HKTackDriver:

Originally Posted By Lupey:
How about these ones:


www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/assvagina.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/nilf.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/fist_T.gif

www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/sanchez_t.gif



Where can I buy those shirts?????





Oddly enough, you can buy them from cracksmokingshirts.com.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:46:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lupey:
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.

I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head.

I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know"



i bet you get laid a lot
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:55:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:
That's nothing.

When my brother was 12 years old, he came home with a 'Happiness is a Tight Pussy' tee shirt on.




I got a shirt when I was about 14 that showed a trout rising on a fly with the words "BITE ME" on it.

Lasted a month before my mom turned it into a dust rag.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:58:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lupey:
I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.

I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy.

I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head.

I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know"



I imagine you are popular with the ladies.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:31:12 PM EDT
I'm ordering that F**K THE COLOR BLIND right now. That's the funniest shirt I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:06:19 PM EDT
I had one that said "SHUT UP AND START SUCKING", but I accidentally got battery acid on it and it disintegrated when I washed it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:16:57 PM EDT
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I use to have one that said:

See Dick Drink (w/picture of a guy with a margarita)
See Dick Drive (pic of same guy and drink behind the wheel)
See Dick Die (pic of guy smashed through windshield)
Dont' Be a Dick (on the back)

I use to wear in to DUI depositions when I was a cop.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:28:59 PM EDT
From a Denver band named the Dogs of Pleasure, I have:

"Dogs of Pleasure" on the front.
"Lick My Love Pump You Skank Pig" on the back.

Haven't worn it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:43:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lexington:
From a Denver band named the Dogs of Pleasure, I have:

"Dogs of Pleasure" on the front.
"Lick My Love Pump You Skank Pig" on the back.

Haven't worn it.



Pussy.



I saw one when I was down on 6th street one night... black, with BIG (I'm talkin 6" ) letters that said:

FUCK Y'ALL
I'm from Texas
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:20:58 PM EDT
I know there are some of you hosers out there who will like this!!

http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/glock_t.gif
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:24:03 PM EDT
I used to have a shirt that read:
DAMM
Drunks Against Mad Mothers

I have a hat that says: Smile if you're not wearing panties.
Another that says: Show Your Tits

A friend of mine had his and her shirts made that read:
His pregnant wife's shirt said "Pregnant" with an arrow pointing down
His shirt said "Reason" with an arrow pointing down. They would walk all over the place in these.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:38:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:

Originally Posted By Lexington:
From a Denver band named the Dogs of Pleasure, I have:

"Dogs of Pleasure" on the front.
"Lick My Love Pump You Skank Pig" on the back.

Haven't worn it.



Pussy.




Whatever. Those days have passed me by. I don't want to explain it to my 9-year old and 5-year old daughters. Now it's just part of the collection.
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