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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:10:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:38 AM EDT
[#2]
If they kill each other, everybody wins.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:14:00 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.



but screech has a black belt in karate!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:16:34 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.



but screech has a black belt in karate!



But Urkel would tranform himself in to Bruce Lee like he did in that episode...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:32:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Urkel for sure.  Without the geek costume, he's uh . . . well-built.  Screech, OTOH, really does look like that in real life.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:42:38 AM EDT
[#6]
Screech.



"Sure. Tall guy, long reach.  Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:48:30 AM EDT
[#7]
I have to go with Screech but only cuz I've actually met the guy and drank with him on a couple occasions(some guys I knew in college knew him as he's from the Milwaukee area)
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:50:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Bryant Gumball picks Urkel
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:52:39 AM EDT
[#9]
Urkel wins via his massive intellect. Failing that, he can always tag-team with "the big guy".
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:00:22 AM EDT
[#10]
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:03:32 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
If they kill each other, everybody wins.



+1
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:36:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Urkel, because screech would have been intimidated bu Urkel's African-Americanness.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:52:53 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Then you haven't seen enough.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:01:57 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Max Schmeling did beat Joe Louis.

Rocky Marciano was undefeated.

Superman is white...does that count?

Now I'm not sure who would win between Blacula and Dracula.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:05:07 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
img47.imageshack.us/img47/1649/urkel0br.jpg



Urkel has mad Muy Tai skills....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:21:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Anyone see Dustin Diamond on celeberty boxing?

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:36:57 AM EDT
[#17]
Tiffani Thiessen

mmmmm.....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:14:51 PM EDT
[#18]
Rocky beat Apollo Creed...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:19:23 PM EDT
[#19]
Who Cares? But if you had Tiffany Amber Thiessen VS. Elizabeth Berkley I would pay to see that!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:22:22 PM EDT
[#20]
WHO?

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:23:43 PM EDT
[#21]
Arnold Horshack
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:26:45 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Then you haven't seen enough.


Tyson retired cause he lost to a white guy but that dosen't really count since he was already washed up
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:28:37 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Butterbean.  His fights are always fun to watch.  The best part of Jackass: The Movie was the Butterbean vs. Johnny Knoxville fight.  You could almost see little cartoon birds circling around Johnny Knoxville's head.

That said, my money's on Screech.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:30:46 PM EDT
[#24]
no doubt Urkel, that man was in shape, Screech was a fairy
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:50:16 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:48:40 AM EDT
[#26]
Wow, it's a come from behind win for screech!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:50:40 AM EDT
[#27]
Whoever wins, we lose.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:51:31 AM EDT
[#28]
What would Jimmy The Greek say?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:55:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Screech.
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