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Posted: 2/23/2006 11:50:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 7:24:59 AM EDT by Boom_Stick]
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Uh...I want a purdy ladieeee. This guy's your nextdoor neighbor/mass murderer. He's ready to pop!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:53:41 PM EDT


So many quotes to choose from. Can't decide. OMG
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:58:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:15:58 AM EDT
Ohhh, I'm going to hell for finding that so funny. hatKind of feel sorry for the guy.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:32:17 AM EDT
It rubs lotion on it's skin
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:36:20 AM EDT
tag for home
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:12:11 AM EDT
Dang. That was painfully awkward.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:16:54 AM EDT
I think me made the ladies laugh BEFORE they got to know him.

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:16:57 AM EDT
I have sensitive feelings!!

That's who I would like a lady!!!

Qualities I would like in a lady: Features!!!

My dream date is a romantic dream date!!

Moooosic....on the beach....

The most thing I love about women is they got a nice attractive legs....

I am warm and sensitives!!

I would have the key to the city, the city of my town!!!

Ya, scooter....I bet once a lady got to know you she WOULD laugh....

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:21:03 AM EDT
Except by the grace of god, there go I.

I can only imagine how difficult that poor guys life must be.

Then again, my dark side secretly wished he'd say "life is like a box of chocolates"
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:13:29 AM EDT
The "Lowered Expectations" skit on Mad TV must have ruined it for me. I just thought the guy was lame.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:19:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gatchaman:
The "Lowered Expectations" skit on Mad TV must have ruined it for me. I just thought the guy was lame.



Yeah, but this guy was real.

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:20:18 AM EDT
Tag for later
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:56:14 AM EDT
Now don't pick fun at that poor guy. He's out try to hook up with some babes.

Hell, there but for the grace of my wife, go I.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:02:28 AM EDT
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY VIDEO, DAMNIT!!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:03:55 AM EDT
that's pretty good, might need it somewhere
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:04:19 AM EDT
I feel so much better about myself now.

This guy makes me look like a stud.


- BG
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:07:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 4:01:04 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]
It was funny but I couldn't get through it all.

I switched to this one: <Very tasty BOTD link removed -- Defcon>

Oops...sorry Defcon.

Forgot to mind my COC.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:08:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
tag for home



+1
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:13:02 AM EDT
Its kinda sad and I'm the type that laughs at the handicapped. I feel bad for the guy and I hope he finds his pretty lady.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:28:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 8:30:16 AM EDT by AdamTheFarmer]
"The most thing I love about women are they got the nice attractive legs"
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:18:04 AM EDT
tag for home.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:26:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 2:42:21 PM EDT by Defcon]
Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
It was funny but I couldn't get through it all.

I switched to this one: <Very tasty BOTD link removed -- Defcon>

I like your link better.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:30:25 AM EDT
1. That guy looks like a blond John Kerry.
2. I hope that's fake.
3. If that's not fake, then this is like making fun of the mentally handicapped.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:35:11 AM EDT
Hmmmm...hit by a car eh? Explains a lot.


"nnnnggghhghghg huhhhh....some people call it a kaiser blade nnnngghgngn hun..., but I calls it a sling blade nnnnnghghghgh huhhh."

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:36:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 9:37:48 AM EDT by npd233]
According to his profile name on that website, he's from Baltimore.


"The craziest thing I have done - I ran across the street and I never looked!"
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:37:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:
It rubs lotion on it's skin

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:42:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:45:26 AM EDT
Well, not everyone can look like Bradd Pitt, or speak like a slick politician.

I guess the guy is doing his best to find a woman.

Sorry, you won't catch me laughing at him.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:54:43 AM EDT
theres obviously something wrong with the guy

i wonder about some of you guys................i'm an asshole extrordinaire and i didn't even crack a smile
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:01:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I feel so much better about myself now.

This guy makes me look like a stud.


- BG



+1
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:24:12 AM EDT
Don't youz guyz recognize Embrolio when you see him?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:30:33 AM EDT
Is that Dusty_C?

(vengance for the STFU noob in a different thread)
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:37:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HKTackDriver:
Its kinda sad and I'm the type that laughs at the handicapped. I feel bad for the guy and I hope he finds his pretty lady.


Same here, I hope he finds his pretty lady.


Still, that guy is Rain Man, Slingblade and Forrest Gump all wrapped up in one. At first I thought he was really drunk.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:56:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 2:56:32 PM EDT by bvmjethead]
Profession = Lawn Care...........
He sounds like an employee I had once.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:56:05 PM EDT
"I'll make a lady laugh once she gets to know me"

lmfao i bet the lady running the camera was in tears after this one!

"craziest thing ive done.... i ran across the street without looking, ah ha ehha "


a realy wild one!
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