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Posted: 2/23/2006 10:03:37 PM EDT
The "F" Word

(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?


There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


11. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

9. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1526

7. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

5. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

Bill Clinton, 1998


2. "What do you mean there is no

@%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"


-- Martha Stewart, 2005

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:04:53 PM EDT
IBESBMPTWF

In Before EverySingle Board Member Posts the Word "Fuck".
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:07:50 PM EDT

Picasso, 1526


What the fuck!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:08:34 PM EDT
Its all fun and games until your 4yearl old says "Fuckin bullshit" in the middle of the grocery store
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:09:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:11:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:
Its all fun and games until your 4yearl old says "Fuckin bullshit" in the middle of the grocery store




That's funny...Or when they say "Daddy, is that the Fucking bitch that mom was talking about?"
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:20:17 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:21:35 PM EDT
1997 called and they want their joke back. Jesus, that joke is so old...
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:43:20 PM EDT
My then 5 year old daughter said "fuck" one day, I looked at her and said "what did you say?" and she looked me dead in the eye and said "I didn't say 'fuck' daddy" I've been trying to watch my mouth ever since.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:48:05 PM EDT
I was a Sailor and a UPS Man, The word Fuck is part of my daily volcabulary
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:21:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Picasso, 1526


What the fuck!



No fucking kidding, didnt he die in 1973?
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:51:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Picasso, 1526


What the fuck!



No fucking kidding, didnt he die in 1973?




he was fuckin' old.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:45:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
flymeaway.net/audio/Usage%20of%20Fuck.mp3




Fuck yeah!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:29:35 AM EDT
That was pretty fucking funny, I like the fucking one of Saddam.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:10:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:40:28 AM EDT
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

­
Gary
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:51:32 AM EDT
they say profanity is an ignorant mind trying to express itself.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:02:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Crappybob:
they say profanity is an ignorant mind trying to express itself.



Well fuck them people then.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:08:05 AM EDT
"That's not a real fucking gun"

-- John Lennon
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:25:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Crappybob:
they say profanity is an ignorant mind trying to express itself.



Who the fuck is "they"?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:28:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:28:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:
Its all fun and games until your 4yearl old says "Fuckin bullshit" in the middle of the grocery store



A buddies' two year old picked up "For fucks' sake!" from his mother, he uses it if he loses a video game, if his parents tell him no soemwhere (especially in public) and generally every tiem he can, he is also ADD
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:29:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:

Originally Posted By Crappybob:
they say profanity is an ignorant mind trying to express itself.



Who the fuck is "they"?



I dunno, but I bet "they" are a bunch of fucking cocksuckers.


Or hoopleheads.


Sheep
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:30:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:49:58 AM EDT
I love the 'F' word and no further explanation needed
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:54:46 AM EDT
Fucking tag.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:55:18 AM EDT
well fuck me funny then.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:18:17 AM EDT
Fornication...

Not just for breakfast anymore...

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:39:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Picasso, 1526


What the fuck!



No fucking kidding, didnt he die in 1973?



He sure as fuck did.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:23:09 PM EDT
Christmas Eve and my brother and I are outside talking. My four year old is keeping busy around us. Somewhere in the conversation my brother says "Fuck it". My son immediately says "Dad, you can't say fuck it.". We both stopped and I looked at my son and asked "what did you just say?". "I said, you can't say fuck it". Yeah, that's what I thought you said. A long talking to was given to my son and a short one to my brother.

FUCK!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:26:55 PM EDT
"What the fuck do you mean emergency response is a local issue?" - Ray Nagin
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:39:31 PM EDT
Far fuckin out!

I like fucking PIE!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:42:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wraithtouch:
Its all fun and games until your 4yearl old says "Fuckin bullshit" in the middle of the grocery store hock.gifh.gifh.gifh.gif



Had it happen. Still funny as shit.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:46:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I was a Sailor and a UPS Man, The word Fuck is part of my daily volcabulary



Military battle cries

U.S. Army = Hooah!
U.S. Marine Corps = Ooh-Rah!
U.S. Navy SEALS = Hooyah!
U.S. Navy = Fuckin' A!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:49:12 PM EDT
Spartan-King Leonidas:

MOLON LAVE, FUCKERS!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:50:44 PM EDT
"Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:00:19 PM EDT
Fa Que French
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:06:20 PM EDT
why the fuck did I click on this thread.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:08:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 1:09:47 PM EDT by BenP]
Fuckin right.

Copy that about cursing when around little ones. They're like fuckin parrots.

I was at my neighbors house yesterday hooking up his new computer. Bonked my head pretty good on the desk and let one fly. I wasn't being mimiked 2.2 later was I. Can understand some of what his boy says most of the time. But him squawking "Godfuckingdammit" rang loud and clear.

Great...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:19:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 1:20:02 PM EDT by rob3xp]
"F" word
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:20:13 PM EDT
Thank you very little, fuck you very much?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:22:08 PM EDT
What the f@#$ is wrong with you people ?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:23:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
"That's not a real fucking gun"

-- John Lennon




Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:42:24 PM EDT
I love to say "Fuck" - Murderdolls


FUCK!

I aint got a fucking problem,
I just love to say fuck!
And I don't care who's around me,
I could really give a fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.

[Prechorus]
Oh, Yeah!
I love to say FUCK when I'm driving in my car,
And FUCK when I'm walking in the fucking park.
FUCK you! If you don't like what I say.
I love to say fuck every fucking day,
Oh yeah!

[Chorus]
I love to say fuck! [x4]

Yeah, I hope I don't offend you,
When I say the word "FUCK"
I guess you had it coming to you,
You're such a worthless little fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.
Oh yeah!

[Prechorus]
[Chorus]
["fuck fuck" repeated in backround]
I aint got a fucking problem,
I just love to say fuck!
And I don't care who's around me,
I could really give a fuck.
And I don't care if you're my mother,
Or my motherfucking father.
I could really give a fuck now.
That ain't my motherfucking problem.

[Prechorus]
[Chorus]

One nation under fuck with liberty fucking justice for all
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:46:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rob3xp:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
"That's not a real fucking gun"

-- John Lennon






Thats great!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 1:51:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AmeRican15:
Christmas Eve and my brother and I are outside talking. My four year old is keeping busy around us. Somewhere in the conversation my brother says "Fuck it". My son immediately says "Dad, you can't say fuck it.". We both stopped and I looked at my son and asked "what did you just say?". "I said, you can't say fuck it". Yeah, that's what I thought you said. A long talking to was given to my son and a short one to my brother.

FUCK!



My 5 year old nephew met his grandparents (my parents) at their car one time and gave them a friendly warning, he said "Don't say fuck around my daddy or he will woop your ass"!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:16:18 PM EDT
fuck..fuck..fuckidy..fuck
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:22:05 PM EDT
That's pretty fuckin' funny!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:22:45 PM EDT
I'M DUCKING FRUNK!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:26:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:47:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
19-year-old boyfriend of anti-gun bitch who slapped me



Wow! that fucking fucker is fucking fucked!!
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