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Posted: 2/23/2006 4:14:40 PM EDT
I believe that this mullet is so glorious that it deserves to be known by its own name. It can not go on simply being called "dog the bounty hunter's mullet".



My entry would be "The Mullet Of Infinite Justice"

As in "When you see 'The Mullet Of Infinite Justice' coming your way, you know you've done something wrong!"
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:17:14 PM EDT
I'm gonna call it "bastiat's bitch".

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Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:45:39 PM EDT
"The Hoss"
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Snatchsquatch
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Blessed Mullet of Divine Righteousness
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:50:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 5:50:41 PM EDT by Rakky]
Lil' Chuck

ETA

Squatmullet!!!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:52:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:54:15 PM EDT
The Bountymullet
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:55:27 PM EDT
Que mal mullett, Homes!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:56:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
I'm gonna call it "bastiat's bitch".




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Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:57:18 PM EDT
Oh, another thing about 'ol Dog. I heard his mullet-rockin ass on Fox News the other day via XM radio. Turns out he's doing a motivational speaking dealy-o in Vegas somewhere to a convention for bailbondsmen. He was furiously advocating not using firearms for the trade. Hrmmm, wonder why?


..And then for the kicker he says in this upcoming season starting in March he's gonna finally marry his common law wife (Beth) of seven years. You could hear the producers or whoever in the background audio blowing snot out of their noses, laughing their asses off
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:03:14 PM EDT
i noticed the lameass movie "The Bride of Chucky" was on the other day.

im thinking we could name the mullet the "Beard of Chucky" since it could have formed from the clippings off of Chucks beard. I mean, look at the power behind it.

as for him not carrying a gun, hes a felon.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:28:54 PM EDT
IBHC

( in before hair cut )
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:41:13 PM EDT
I'm so getting a mullet wig.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:42:17 PM EDT
the germans might call it

Uber Ghey Haar
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:43:20 PM EDT
"Nasty" or "I'm afraid if I cut my hair, I will be bald" The mullet goes perfectly with his chain smoking and baked bean teeth.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:43:31 PM EDT
Pedro
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:45:58 PM EDT
How about........STUPID
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:54:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 8:56:59 PM EDT by Boom_Stick]
[Sam Elliot] "Mullet, it's what's for dinner" [/Sam Elliot]


Lets call it El Jefe.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:56:45 PM EDT
In California we call that a "KENTUCKY WATERFALL" No joke.....
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:15:30 PM EDT
So is the under armor skin tight, no sleeves shirt the new replacement for the net, sleeveless shirt? I thought I read that in White trash Weekly?
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:21:12 PM EDT
L.A.W.

Long
Ass
Wig

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:24:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 9:29:01 PM EDT by AMZ]
"Aqua-mullet"

"Mullet,Texas Ranger"

"Lion King"

" The only one in the room professional enough for This Mullet"

"The 87th Amendmant"

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:26:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 9:27:42 PM EDT by blacklisted]
This "Dog" guy is a joke, I can't believe there are people that take him seriously.

His mullet shall be called Full O'Shit.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:41:06 PM EDT
Mississippi Mudflap
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:43:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blacklisted:
This "Dog" guy is a joke, I can't believe there are people that take him seriously.

His mullet shall be called Full O'Shit.



I don't think anyone takes him seriously with that hair and manner of dress IMO
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:09:17 PM EDT
I think it should be named with a acronim. B.E.O.W.I.P.


"Yess you too can have the BEOWIP hair style of Dog the bounty hunter. "


Bail Enforcement Officers With Idiot Personas
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:17:24 PM EDT
How about "Blond Velvet." Seriously this guy would be right at home with all those WWF morons.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:19:04 PM EDT
The "REASON" Dog doesn't advocate using weapons is, HE CAN'T LEGALLY OWN THEM, as a convicted felon.....

The Mullet......Hair styled by Beth's Boobies!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 10:25:03 PM EDT
Pearl Barber

The Hawaii wind sail

Duane's mane

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:47:35 AM EDT
this must be bumped
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:58:53 AM EDT
teh ghey
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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 4:25:27 AM EDT
The only name I can think of for the mullet is "tacky." But I have another comment about the picture in the OP: Under Armour is UNDERWEAR. I am sick of seeing people show that logo off. It's like seeing the Hanes or Fruit of the Loom logo.

Just because you paid a lot for it does NOT mean I want to see your underwear.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 4:40:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By realwar:
In California we call that a "KENTUCKY WATERFALL" No joke.....



You don't want to know what we in Kentucky call Kalifornians.

and the sad thing is...that Dog's underage male children also have mullets.

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:29:30 PM EDT
Buisness in the front Partaaaaaay in the back.
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