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Posted: 2/23/2006 1:16:03 PM EDT
My mom can email at work but she can't surf the net, so she sends me things that need to be translated to spanish. She just sent me this to be translated, I'm paraphrasing here.

Blah blah blah

Dear Jesus,
Your 2 months late on rent, pay up and get the fuck out before we sue your ass


Thank you

The white people in the office that you'll call racist.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:18:00 PM EDT
If he is Jesus, tell him to go catch a fish, pluck out the coin and pay his rent.

(some people will get that. Some will not)

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:19:09 PM EDT

Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:22:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/ShortMikeB/image.jpg
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus

I do!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:26:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/ShortMikeB/image.jpg
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus

I do!



Oh okay, then could you do me a favor, have your Mom go next door to Jesus's apartment and see if she can get Mr. Presley to make good on that Cadiallac promise
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:27:36 PM EDT
hopefully you followed proper procecdure when he was late with the rent from one month ago with a notice to pay or quit.

You should be using standard forms here to avoid any racist type accusations.

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:29:15 PM EDT
Where's Slumlord when you need him? His pictures are always great (in a "can't stop looking" kind of way)
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:55:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stormtrooper:
hopefully you followed proper procecdure when he was late with the rent from one month ago with a notice to pay or quit.

You should be using standard forms here to avoid any racist type accusations.


My stepdad and mom both have been in apartments for years. We know all about the stupid ass fair housing laws. We are pretty lucky though. Our prosecuting attorney and the judge that handles these cases are true republicans and both would put Christ out on the curb for being late on rent. Lots of other judges won't do anything. EVER.
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