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Posted: 2/22/2006 6:58:28 PM EDT

In an effort inspired by the recent gun buyback program put forth by the 76ers basketball team, a north Texas truck driver is offering free sporting event tickets to any individual bringing forth a registered machine gun and turning it over to a licensed dealer to be present during all transactions.

The sponsor of this event was quoted as saying "If we get just one M16, or one MP5 off the street, this program has been a success!"

Stay tuned to your Roiders news feed for further developments.



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Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:00:09 PM EDT
I wonder if this trucker needs any help.

nationwide, if you know this man, please let him know I can provide assistance.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:00:28 PM EDT
A good idea is a good idea.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:00:54 PM EDT
Something like this is long overdue- now i can feel safe to walk the streets again !!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:00:58 PM EDT
God damn gang members with thier $15000 guns!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:02:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:02:28 PM EDT
Don't forget the helpful New England citizen who will provide free lobster to anyone turning over either an MP5 or 1919A4 to a dealer standing by.......
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:03:00 PM EDT


"Dat wud ma idea!"
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:04:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:04:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

In an effort inspired by the recent gun buyback program put forth by the 76ers basketball team, a north Texas truck driver is offering free sporting event tickets to any individual bringing forth a registered machine gun and turning it over to a licensed dealer to be present during all transactions.

The sponsor of this event was quoted as saying "If we get just one M16, or one MP5 off the street, this program has been a success!"

Stay tuned to your Roiders news feed for further developments.



Roiders is a PITA news service. All rights and a few lefts reserved.




I would gladly trade in my MAC11 to see a bunch of 7' 10" felons (or soon to be) swing from a 10' rim.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:05:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lordtrader:
What the hell is a "Roiders"?????

That the leading cause of hemmorhoids????



Well...

Roiders IS a PITA news service
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:07:00 PM EDT
I agree,there are way to many machine guns out there, i cant go outside without seeing some guy with an MP5
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:10:07 PM EDT
Wait a fuggin' minute...I thought when the AWB crashed & burned over a year ago that the streets would be awash with AKs, ARs, MPs, Ingrams, MACs, and all other eeeeeevvvvvvvviillllllll looking 'assault rifles'. Would that not have been the time to pickup all of those eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiilllllllllll guns? Why do we have to do this all over again? Did we miss some of those eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllllllll­l guns?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:10:35 PM EDT
Hell, I would swap a pair of tickets to any sporting event they wanted, for a MP5.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:11:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
Wait a fuggin' minute...I thought when the AWB crashed & burned over a year ago that the streets would be awash with AKs, ARs, MPs, Ingrams, MACs, and all other eeeeeevvvvvvvviillllllll looking 'assault rifles'. Would that not have been the time to pickup all of those eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiilllllllllll guns? Why do we have to do this all over again? Did we miss some of those eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllllllll­l guns?



There's nothing to see here...

These aren't the assault weapons you're looking for...

Move along...
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:12:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:
What the hell is a "Roiders"?????

That the leading cause of hemmorhoids????



Well...

Roiders IS a PITA news service



no Reuters is
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:13:15 PM EDT
can't believe someone hasnt said it by now....


DUPE
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:13:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

In an effort inspired by the recent gun buyback program put forth by the 76ers basketball team, a north Texas truck driver is offering free sporting event tickets to any individual bringing forth a registered machine gun and turning it over to a licensed dealer to be present during all transactions.

The sponsor of this event was quoted as saying "If we get just one M16, or one MP5 off the street, this program has been a success!"

Stay tuned to your Roiders news feed for further developments.



Roiders is a PITA news service. All rights and a few lefts reserved.




Great a fucking truck driver!!! Like I needed more than myself to make us all look bad!!

come to think of it............

OK people I am doing the same, FREE ground transportation for the "machine Guns". Will come pick them up as soon as I get the OK from my CLEO and BATF. Oh, and those who turn them in, I will give you a free ride anywhere in the country, except Kommiphonians YOU only get a ONE WAY RIDE!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:16:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigBang:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By lordtrader:
What the hell is a "Roiders"?????

That the leading cause of hemmorhoids????



Well...

Roiders IS a PITA news service



no Reuters is



no, Roiders is
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:17:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By USAF_Hop_N_Pop:
can't believe someone hasnt said it by now....


DUPE



Because it's not
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:23:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 7:24:15 PM EDT by gmtmaster]
Sonofabitch!!!!!!!!! I can turn in my M16 and get basketball tickets....Where is that fucking line!!!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:25:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Sonofabitch!!!!!!!!! I can turn in my M16 and get basketball tickets....Where is that fucking line!!!!



I'm your Huckleberry!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:28:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Sonofabitch!!!!!!!!! I can turn in my M16 and get basketball tickets....Where is that fucking line!!!!


nationwide, I'll cover this one for you.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:29:22 PM EDT
I'd really like to call the guy and ask if he's giving $22,000 in sports tickets.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:32:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tannim:
I'd really like to call the guy and ask if he's giving $22,000 in sports tickets.



No. Just a pair of tickets.

If you're a good sport, I bet "he" will throw in a couple of dogs and brews gratis
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:34:22 PM EDT
I need to try this trick. I'd like a some $200 MP5s.
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