I got'cha beat......
(Picture this)
Late(ish) night, Thursday, after a long hard day....
After a very, very, long, rough week.....(GF trouble/School Trouble/Work Trouble....
Alone, car running, gas tank almost out of gas, radio on.....
In the "Outback" of one of Detroit's nastiest mall parking lots.....
Just after closing and locking/setting the alarm on the only door in to work.....
And the wind blows.........Woosh!........the car door shut!
I walk 1 1/2miles to an open restaurant, find a payphone and call home......
Grandma was taken to the hospital, and my brother can't come for 45+minutes.....
WTF!
Car runs out of gas, Grandma dies on the OR table before they can even begin (Aorta busted), and my dip-shit brother forgets the F-ing gas can!...This ends up with me "Renting" a gas can from the local gas station for $25!!
I wouldn't get the $$ back from the Asshole owner, so I still have the $25 gas can!
That was 25+ years ago, and It's still the most fucked-up day of my life!
Tall Shaddow