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Posted: 2/22/2006 7:51:35 AM EDT
He starts firing about 50 feet from the garage! I had to yell to him he's never going to get a headshot from that range.

So when we get up to the garage, guess what happens: He takes out a few midget zombies and then runs out of ammo. He grabs a few ballpoint pens and does hand to hand, stabbing the midget zombies in the eyes. It's obvious he's going to get overrun, so I have to take a break from shooting the full grown zombies to take out the remaining midget zombies.

Damn midgets. They just don't listen.

The dream got even weirder after that, but I woke up before I figured out if the furniture was possessed.

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:52:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
He starts firing about 50 feet from the garage! I had to yell to him he's never going to get a headshot from that range.

So when we get up to the garage, guess what happens: He takes out a few midget zombies and then runs out of ammo. He grabs a few ballpoint pens and does hand to hand, stabbing the midget zombies in the eyes. It's obvious he's going to get overrun, so I have to take a break from shooting the full grown zombies to take out the remaining midget zombies.

Damn midgets. They just don't listen.

The dream got even weirder after that, but I woke up before I figured out if the furniture was possessed.




Ok...
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:53:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:54:06 AM EDT
im glad i wasn't sleepin next to you
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:54:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:54:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cruze5:
im glad i wasn't sleepin next to you



hey, same here. I would have rather stayed in the midget zombie dream!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:55:08 AM EDT
Between this and the yutz in the Blackwater thread, I am beginning to believe there is a gas leak in here......
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:56:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Between this and the yutz in the Blackwater thread, I am beginning to believe there is a gas leak in here......



so you've never had a weird dream???
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:56:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Between this and the yutz in the Blackwater thread, I am beginning to believe there is a gas leak in here......



Can Ye SMeLl iT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:56:58 AM EDT
Last night I dreamed I was an African-American funeral director.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:59:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Between this and the yutz in the Blackwater thread, I am beginning to believe there is a gas leak in here......



so you've never had a weird dream???



Of course I've had wierd dreams.

I was once sitting in a large snowy expanse of the outdoors in a lawn chair with the homecoming queen of my high school class.

And that was all there was to my dream. We were just both sitting there in lawn chairs in the middle of all this snowy wilderness.

I have no idea what in hell THAT was about.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:00:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 8:00:52 AM EDT by silascobb]
Browsing ARFCOM = $24
Renting and watching Resident Evil and Casino = $12
Doing both just before going to bed = PRICELESS!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:04:19 AM EDT
Last night I dreamed I was some kind of special ops type person and has to abandon my family......that was interesting
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:04:23 AM EDT
Where is my, "Don't drink and post", pic when I need it. MJD
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:07:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By highwayman:
Where is my, "Don't drink and post", pic when I need it. MJD



Not drinking. The dream was just weird.

Strange thing was it only lasted about 2 mintues total. No reason why I was there or why there was a midget. I was just gearing up to retake the house and there's a midget next to me, so I hand him a pair of P32's. He was going to take a 32 ACP revolver but he didn't have enough ammo for it.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:10:52 AM EDT
Bunny.. Pancake.. Head.. Pic..
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:14:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Bunny.. Pancake.. Head.. Pic..


Done.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:24:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
He starts firing about 50 feet from the garage! I had to yell to him he's never going to get a headshot from that range.

So when we get up to the garage, guess what happens: He takes out a few midget zombies and then runs out of ammo. He grabs a few ballpoint pens and does hand to hand, stabbing the midget zombies in the eyes. It's obvious he's going to get overrun, so I have to take a break from shooting the full grown zombies to take out the remaining midget zombies.

Damn midgets. They just don't listen.

The dream got even weirder after that, but I woke up before I figured out if the furniture was possessed.




Seems like a story the aliens put in your head so you would forget about the anal probe.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:21:45 AM EDT
Have you ever had a dream about standing on top of a pyramid surrounded by thousands of naked women throwing little pickles?


Why am I the only one that has that dream?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:36:27 AM EDT
Thanks for sharing
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:36:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By j-fonz:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Bunny.. Pancake.. Head.. Pic..


Done.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/j-fonz/wtf.jpg



That picture is obsolete. It has been replaced with the proper ARFCOM icon:

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:43:38 AM EDT
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of hitler dancing with four giant slices of bacon:



Link Posted: 2/23/2006 6:46:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 6:55:33 AM EDT
Midgets are best armed with MP5's for zombie killing.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:10:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:51:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DPMSniped:
This nightmare scares me.....

i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/mjn03/whpr.jpg



Draw down time!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:56:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:09:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hound:
Have you ever had a dream about standing on top of a pyramid surrounded by thousands of naked women throwing little pickles?


Why am I the only one that has that dream?



"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
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