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Posted: 2/21/2006 12:44:54 PM EDT
The last one was fun, but it got trashed.

So here's a new one. Have fun with it, but if you have something that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on, or are planning on committing something illegal, keep it to your self, or seek help.


My old sins:

Voted for Klinton
Fingerbanged a girl a friend was seeing.
Pretended to be my best friend on the phone and broke up with his girlfriend for him.
Sold a DR200 for $250 because I needed rent $.


Newer ones:

Wife has No idea the cost of the AR I built.....it was budgeted for like the $650 range, ended up twice that.
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.


Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:45:39 PM EDT
I am actually sexier in person, if you can believe it.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:48:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.





Mine yells "Hippies!!!!"


Is that wrong?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:52:09 PM EDT
I don't like the AR... but it is the best thing available to us right now.

I can't wait for the SCAR to come out. I will be the first in line to buy one.

DI is a mistake, gas piston is a million times better... and I can't stand the people at this site who CONSTANTLY argue differently. I think they are stubborn fools who are stuck in the past & refuse to accept anything better.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:53:28 PM EDT

I once sold a garand, many years ago!

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:54:14 PM EDT
The way to do this, as we did on another forum, is to set up an email account, and a link to an anonymous emailer. Members can then send stuff in. You, the OP, get to sift through it and post 'em.

Some of it will be BS, but you end up reading some screwed up stuff.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:55:15 PM EDT
I bought a Cobray M11/9 and proceeded to dump $$$ into a fake suppressor, red dot sight and mount and even a Tac Trigger.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:55:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
The way to do this, as we did on another forum, is to set up an email account, and a link to an anonymous emailer. Members can then send stuff in. You, the OP, get to sift through it and post 'em.

Some of it will be BS, but you end up reading some screwed up stuff.



Yes. Some of them were quite fucked.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:56:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:57:28 PM EDT
I shoot wolf reguarly.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:58:16 PM EDT
This thread is very difficult to masturbate to.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:58:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 1:17:59 PM EDT by Dusty_C]
When I start getting my money from my new job. I'm thinking about buying a Barret AR
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:59:26 PM EDT
I watch Law & Order for Mariska Hargitay.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:01:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By j-fonz:
I watch Law & Order for Mariska Hargitay.



The blonde and Hennesey were hotter.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:06:16 PM EDT
I once visited the DU forum. I felt so dirty.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:07:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 1:07:43 PM EDT by James23]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!




Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:12:33 PM EDT
I feel no guilt, but most would put this here.

Sold my Para Ord 1911 to buy a glock
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:14:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ChrisJ:
I feel no guilt, but most would put this here.

Sold my Para Ord 1911 to buy a glock

Another victory!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:15:27 PM EDT
I once worked for an internet gun brokerige, that was a total ripoff. I didn't know it till I found ARFcom & saw how much some of the stuff we sold was really worth.

The place was in bad shape when I got there & & only lasted a few months till it went bankrupt & closed down. I never wanted to talk about that here because I figured maybe they had burned someone on this site.

I always did my job in an honest fashion, but they were in business for about 10 yrs before i got my job there.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:23:26 PM EDT
I once fucked a married chick. She had said that she was divorced. Found out later it wasnt so.

I liked fucking the married chick.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:33:09 PM EDT
I may have slipped some kind of very strong eyedrops into the two people i hate most in works. drinks at the christmas party, that may or may not have had something to do with there explosive diorhea, and them leaving said christmas doo early,

I often order toolis for work that go straight into my tool box,


James
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:57:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!




Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof




I think he'd be fine with a therapist......
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:17:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:

Originally Posted By James23:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!




Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof




I think he'd be fine with a therapist......




I'll never really be "fine" - but I've learned to live with it and put my shameful past behind me.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:23:49 PM EDT
1) I have over 200gigs of porn
2) I like the SIG 556 the way it is
3) I'm an asshole


Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:25:12 PM EDT
I went to church Friday night for a LAN party, I am an Atheist .

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:30:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MaddMan:
I went to church Friday night for a LAN party, I am an Atheist .


if you really belief in Atheism (that was funny) then why worry?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:35:16 PM EDT
Welcome to page 2!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:35:20 PM EDT
I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:36:09 PM EDT
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:39:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:43:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!





yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:46:04 PM EDT
"I once parked in a handicapped parking spot, on a handicapped person..."

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:47:56 PM EDT
I'm perfect......NO sins.......nothing to see here, move along........thats my story and I'm sticking to it....
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:50:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!





yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!


Can't be that bad! I am going shooting this weekend...and I am in LA!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:51:02 PM EDT

I sold my only AR-15 about a year ago. I've not bought another one since then.

I've never shot about 3/4 of my collection (several Mosin-Nagants, several Mausers, a CMP Garand, couple of AKs, few Enfields, etc.)
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:52:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By yekimak:
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.





Mine yells "Hippies!!!!"


Is that wrong?



If I yell Bang-em my 19 month old will usually grab whatever is closest and start thrusting his hips into it. I thought it was funny as hell, then the wife found out......
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:09:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By DAVIDLF:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!





yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!



I haven't been out with mine yet either...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:11:15 PM EDT
Alright, here is my confession: I have been stuck in an "Acquisition" mode for a couple years now. I had a battery of toys I wanted with all the accoutrements, and I have purchased it. And a few lucky-strike extras.

I just have no time to actually use these toys.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:37:27 AM EDT
I owned a Lorcin once.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:04:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARKAN_the_Tiger:
I once fucked a married chick. She had said that she was divorced. Found out later it wasnt so.

I liked fucking the married chick.



This happened to you too? Wow, small world. Turns out mine was only separated. MJD
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:10:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I owned a Lorcin once.


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:23:22 AM EDT
When I was in high school I worked at a gas station, one of the mechanics was a real asshole.
He was leaving for a long weekend, locked up his tool box like normal and left. I took a can of the blue aerosol squeak stop stuff for brakes and one of the long red nozzles from a can of WD-40 and sprayed it in every crack, seam, etc., of the toolbox.

He spent his first day back cleaning all his tools. I was pleased and was never a suspect.

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:53:19 AM EDT
Sold a USP .45 Compact for $400 to pay Child Support.

I used to think the UN was a good idea (I was 12 at the time)
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:12:42 AM EDT
I masturbate way to much, and try to piss of allah on the led sign.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:50:00 AM EDT
Sometimes I look at fat girl porn.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:03:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I owned a Lorcin once.



I owned a Jennings .25

A friend took it away from me and gave me a ruger p-85.

TXL
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:59:44 PM EDT
I left Alaska to follow my job. Having a job is good, but most of the time I think Alaska is better.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:54:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.



So did John Wayne Gacy! Mrs. Carter even met him and said she liked him!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:10:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.



Good Lord I was only 12 and new he was no good!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:16:53 PM EDT
Please forgive me for I have sinned:

* I haven't cleaned my HK-91 since I shot it last - two years ago. (Multi-faceted sinning there!).

* I haven't shot six or seven of the guns I now own.

* I shot many (feral) cats as a younger man - usually after we dropped them out of a live-catch trap over a small stream from a bridge about 15 feet above the water.

* I got pissed off at an old girlfriend's rabbit that she left in my house after she broke up with me because it hiked its ass up an pissed outside the cage. I punched that little fucker one time so hard it started having convulsions.

* Lastly, forgive me for my sin tomorrow when I wear my just-arrived Muhommed with a bomb on his head t-shirt to the gym.

-- no, I'm not going to sign my name to this.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:18:00 PM EDT
had to sell all my guns about 6 months ago after the ex fiance split....

just now starting to accumulate firearms..

very, very sad...


oh, and the new girl, i'm using for sex...

thanks for this oprah shit, now i feel so much better
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