The *NEW* ARFCOM Confesional Absolve your sins here!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The *NEW* ARFCOM Confesional Absolve your sins here! (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:44:54 PM EDT

The last one was fun, but it got trashed.

So here's a new one. Have fun with it, but if you have something that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on, or are planning on committing something illegal, keep it to your self, or seek help.

My old sins:

Voted for Klinton
Fingerbanged a girl a friend was seeing.
Pretended to be my best friend on the phone and broke up with his girlfriend for him.
Sold a DR200 for $250 because I needed rent $.

Newer ones:

Wife has No idea the cost of the AR I built.....it was budgeted for like the $650 range, ended up twice that.
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:45:39 PM EDT

[#1]

I am actually sexier in person, if you can believe it.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:48:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.

Mine yells "Hippies!!!!"

Is that wrong?

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:52:09 PM EDT

[#3]

I don't like the AR... but it is the best thing available to us right now.

I can't wait for the SCAR to come out. I will be the first in line to buy one.

DI is a mistake, gas piston is a million times better... and I can't stand the people at this site who CONSTANTLY argue differently. I think they are stubborn fools who are stuck in the past & refuse to accept anything better.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:53:28 PM EDT

[#4]

I once sold a garand, many years ago!

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:54:14 PM EDT

[#5]

The way to do this, as we did on another forum, is to set up an email account, and a link to an anonymous emailer. Members can then send stuff in. You, the OP, get to sift through it and post 'em.

Some of it will be BS, but you end up reading some screwed up stuff.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:55:15 PM EDT

[#6]

I bought a Cobray M11/9 and proceeded to dump $$$ into a fake suppressor, red dot sight and mount and even a Tac Trigger.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:55:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
The way to do this, as we did on another forum, is to set up an email account, and a link to an anonymous emailer. Members can then send stuff in. You, the OP, get to sift through it and post 'em.

Some of it will be BS, but you end up reading some screwed up stuff.

Yes. Some of them were quite fucked.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:56:41 PM EDT

[#8]

I was watching Pron while my wife was out tonight....

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:57:28 PM EDT

[#9]

I shoot wolf reguarly.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:58:16 PM EDT

[#10]

This thread is very difficult to masturbate to.

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:58:33 PM EDT

[#11]

When I start getting my money from my new job. I'm thinking about buying a Barret AR

Posted: 2/21/2006 12:59:26 PM EDT

[#12]

I watch Law & Order for Mariska Hargitay.

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:01:51 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I watch Law & Order for Mariska Hargitay.

The blonde and Hennesey were hotter.

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:06:16 PM EDT

[#14]

I once visited the DU forum.

I felt so dirty.

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:07:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!

Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:12:33 PM EDT

[#16]

I feel no guilt, but most would put this here.

Sold my Para Ord 1911 to buy a glock

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:14:28 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I feel no guilt, but most would put this here.

Sold my Para Ord 1911 to buy a glock

Another victory!

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:15:27 PM EDT

[#18]

I once worked for an internet gun brokerige, that was a total ripoff. I didn't know it till I found ARFcom & saw how much some of the stuff we sold was really worth.

The place was in bad shape when I got there & & only lasted a few months till it went bankrupt & closed down. I never wanted to talk about that here because I figured maybe they had burned someone on this site.

I always did my job in an honest fashion, but they were in business for about 10 yrs before i got my job there.

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:23:26 PM EDT

[#19]

I once fucked a married chick. She had said that she was divorced. Found out later it wasnt so.

I liked fucking the married chick.

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:33:09 PM EDT

[#20]

I may have slipped some kind of very strong eyedrops into the two people i hate most in works. drinks at the christmas party, that may or may not have had something to do with there explosive diorhea, and them leaving said christmas doo early,

I often order toolis for work that go straight into my tool box,

James

Posted: 2/21/2006 1:57:25 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!

Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof

I think he'd be fine with a therapist......

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:17:53 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I once sold a garand, many years ago!

Didn't he say not to get into anything that you should seek a psychiatrist's help on?

<--- DK-Prof

I think he'd be fine with a therapist......

I'll never really be "fine" - but I've learned to live with it and put my shameful past behind me.

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:23:49 PM EDT

[#23]

1) I have over 200gigs of porn
2) I like the SIG 556 the way it is
3) I'm an asshole

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:25:12 PM EDT

[#24]

I went to church Friday night for a LAN party, I am an Atheist .

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:30:34 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I went to church Friday night for a LAN party, I am an Atheist .

if you really belief in Atheism (that was funny) then why worry?

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:35:16 PM EDT

[#26]

Welcome to page 2!

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:35:20 PM EDT

[#27]

I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:36:09 PM EDT

[#28]

I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:39:47 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:43:15 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:46:04 PM EDT

[#31]

"I once parked in a handicapped parking spot, on a handicapped person..."

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:47:56 PM EDT

[#32]

I'm perfect......NO sins.......nothing to see here, move along........thats my story and I'm sticking to it....

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:50:58 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!

Can't be that bad! I am going shooting this weekend...and I am in LA!

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:51:02 PM EDT

[#34]

I sold my only AR-15 about a year ago. I've not bought another one since then.

I've never shot about 3/4 of my collection (several Mosin-Nagants, several Mausers, a CMP Garand, couple of AKs, few Enfields, etc.)

Posted: 2/21/2006 5:52:33 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Taught my 2y.o. son to yell "Boobies!!!!" when he spots a nice pair.

Mine yells "Hippies!!!!"

Is that wrong?

If I yell Bang-em my 19 month old will usually grab whatever is closest and start thrusting his hips into it. I thought it was funny as hell, then the wife found out......

Posted: 2/21/2006 6:09:35 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I still have not shot my 2005 SEBR!

yea i deserve that but the mosquitoes are terrible!

I haven't been out with mine yet either...

Posted: 2/21/2006 6:11:15 PM EDT

[#37]

Alright, here is my confession: I have been stuck in an "Acquisition" mode for a couple years now. I had a battery of toys I wanted with all the accoutrements, and I have purchased it. And a few lucky-strike extras.

I just have no time to actually use these toys.

Posted: 2/22/2006 7:37:27 AM EDT

[#38]

I owned a Lorcin once.

Posted: 2/22/2006 8:04:53 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I once fucked a married chick. She had said that she was divorced. Found out later it wasnt so.

I liked fucking the married chick.

This happened to you too? Wow, small world. Turns out mine was only separated. MJD

Posted: 2/22/2006 8:10:17 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I owned a Lorcin once.

Posted: 2/22/2006 8:23:22 AM EDT

[#41]

When I was in high school I worked at a gas station, one of the mechanics was a real asshole.
He was leaving for a long weekend, locked up his tool box like normal and left. I took a can of the blue aerosol squeak stop stuff for brakes and one of the long red nozzles from a can of WD-40 and sprayed it in every crack, seam, etc., of the toolbox.

He spent his first day back cleaning all his tools. I was pleased and was never a suspect.

Posted: 2/22/2006 8:53:19 AM EDT

[#42]

Sold a USP .45 Compact for $400 to pay Child Support.

I used to think the UN was a good idea (I was 12 at the time)

Posted: 2/22/2006 9:12:42 AM EDT

[#43]

I masturbate way to much, and try to piss of allah on the led sign.

Posted: 2/22/2006 9:50:00 AM EDT

[#44]

Sometimes I look at fat girl porn.

Posted: 2/22/2006 10:03:26 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I owned a Lorcin once.

I owned a Jennings .25

A friend took it away from me and gave me a ruger p-85.

TXL

Posted: 2/22/2006 1:59:44 PM EDT

[#46]

I left Alaska to follow my job. Having a job is good, but most of the time I think Alaska is better.

Posted: 2/22/2006 2:54:57 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.

So did John Wayne Gacy! Mrs. Carter even met him and said she liked him!

Posted: 2/22/2006 3:10:10 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
I voted for Carter in '76. As God is my witness, I didn't know he would turn out so bad.

Good Lord I was only 12 and new he was no good!

Posted: 2/22/2006 3:16:53 PM EDT

[#49]

Please forgive me for I have sinned:

* I haven't cleaned my HK-91 since I shot it last - two years ago. (Multi-faceted sinning there!).

* I haven't shot six or seven of the guns I now own.

* I shot many (feral) cats as a younger man - usually after we dropped them out of a live-catch trap over a small stream from a bridge about 15 feet above the water.

* I got pissed off at an old girlfriend's rabbit that she left in my house after she broke up with me because it hiked its ass up an pissed outside the cage. I punched that little fucker one time so hard it started having convulsions.

* Lastly, forgive me for my sin tomorrow when I wear my just-arrived Muhommed with a bomb on his head t-shirt to the gym.

-- no, I'm not going to sign my name to this.

Posted: 2/22/2006 3:18:00 PM EDT

[#50]

had to sell all my guns about 6 months ago after the ex fiance split....

just now starting to accumulate firearms..

very, very sad...

oh, and the new girl, i'm using for sex...

thanks for this oprah shit, now i feel so much better

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