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Posted: 2/21/2006 9:36:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 11:04:57 AM EDT by AeroE]
Nice looking young gal, smells like snuff. The smell is strong in her cube, but she carries the scent, too. I looked in her waste basket yesterday while we were going over analysis, but didn't see any worn out dip.

Wierd. Maybe I'll ask her.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:40:49 AM EDT
THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:44:11 AM EDT
Snuff? Weird...!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:45:55 AM EDT
she may not spit,she swallows.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:48:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hanau:
she may not spit,she swallows.



Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:51:39 AM EDT
Maybe her cootchie smells musky/snuffy....
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:53:09 AM EDT
Give her a basket of bath products, then offer to show her how to use them.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:48:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By anjan9:
Give her a basket of bath products, then offer to show her how to use them.



The wife will squawk the second part. Otherwise, that's a good idea.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:53:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:55:14 AM EDT
what color are her teeth?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:56:14 AM EDT
nothing like a stinky woman at work. i went to college with a girl that stank horribly. we never worked up the courage to tell her. the next class always wonder what we did in class
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:00:38 PM EDT
I used to work with a guy that smelled so bad, the company finally loaded him in a van, took him to the Kmart down the street, and bought him a new outfit and various toiletries. Upon returning to the plant, they escorted him to the locker room and made him shower before he could return to work.

This guy smelled like a combination of BO and dirty ass x 10.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Maybe her cootchie smells musky/snuffy....




Wow, a cootchie that smells and tastes like 'backy would be awesome.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:20 PM EDT
I was at Staples a couple days ago and the 60-something fatass cashier woman had a case of crotchrot you couldn't miss.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:09:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cruze5:
nothing like a stinky woman at work. i went to college with a girl that stank horribly. we never worked up the courage to tell her. the next class always wonder what we did in class



We also had a stinky girl in college. For about 6 month she smelled like a dead goat roasting in the summer sun after a morning rain. The next year, she didn't stink. I later found out that she had been living in a condemned building or warehouse or something. She must have gotten a job or something.

Try leaving some soap, FDS, and Sure on her desk, and see if she takes the hint.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:11:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2_of_5:
I was at Staples a couple days ago and the 60-something fatass cashier woman had a case of crotchrot you couldn't miss.

hr


awful
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 2:04:54 PM EDT
Incredible.

I think I will ask her if she uses Redman, Skoal, or just what! I'm also going to check for a spit bottle at her desk.

Nice looking gal with no visible defects, young, slender, straight teeth, engineering degree, and a big 'ol smelly distraction. The good part is the smell doesn't linger after she leaves my desk.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 2:13:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AeroE:
Incredible.

I think I will ask her if she uses Redman, Skoal, or just what! I'm also going to check for a spit bottle at her desk.

Nice looking gal with no visible defects, young, slender, straight teeth, engineering degree, and a big 'ol smelly distraction. The good part is the smell doesn't linger after she leaves my desk.




Why don't you ask her if she wants to swap chews.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 2:16:49 PM EDT
Just today I had to talk to a guy about needing to clean himself up. This guy could be smelled from 20 feet away and man, he was rank. None of the women wanted to say anything so they sort of volunteered me for the job.
The guy is otherwise a decent enough person, polite and not an asshole at all. I don't think he had the faintest idea of the funk he was putting out.
I guess that we'll see if he is going to do anything tomorrow morning. Sure do hope so.

Don in Ohio
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 2:40:39 PM EDT
I was managing a section at Nintendo of America for game testing. We would hire about 80 testers at a time from a temp agency. Most of these guys lived, ate, breathed video games. If it wasn't video games, it was the card game Magic. I swear, most of these guys would play the game they were testing 8 hours at work, go home either play video games, or magic.
Some of these guys STANK! You could tell they barely had time to sleep, then care for their personal hygiene. I would fire about 10% in the first week just for sleeping.
It became bad, that there were areas of the testing center I would not go into.
I have been through Army Basic Training, i KNOW stink (nothing like the smell of BO and bug repellant). I been overseas, I know stink!!! But this was bad. This was unwashed, lazy bodies simmering in their own stew.
But I had a plan.
I went and bought a case of travel deodorant, some little soaps, and baby wipes. I printed nice little cards, "These items are for your personal use. Please take advantage of them daily." And during breaks, I would place them on the offending person’s chair.
Some actually got the point. If they didn't, I would use a strong reminder about personal hygiene and office health. Some actually didn't get the point, they would be fired.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:53:35 PM EDT
Improvement noted.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:55:37 PM EDT
I still say its her cootch....some chicks just have a real strong cootchie smell...
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:05:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 11:06:11 AM EDT by AeroE]
Not so good today, the baccy smell is strong with this one.

My wife thinks it might be perfume, and I ain't smellin' it right.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:11:14 AM EDT
maybe it's patchouli oil??? i think that stuff stinks. ymmv
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:12:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By USAF_Hop_N_Pop:
what color are her teeth?




Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:18:45 AM EDT
Every once and a while a hippy female co-worker would fart in the duty office. Someone finally brought it up in a meeting that the office stank and that we should look for "the problem," so we suggested looking at the wastebasket, pop-can recycle basket, etc... for "the problem." Everyone knew who it was but covertly bringing it up in the meeting was enough that it got the message across. It never happened again.

Hippy farts stink and they linger
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:20:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 11:23:01 AM EDT by guns762]

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I still say its her cootch....some chicks just have a real strong cootchie smell...


+1


And sometimes it is bad breath.....

I dated a girl in college who was a model. She was gorgeous, but dang did she have bad breath. No, she wasn't bulimic; I realize that is a sign. This girl just never brushed her teeth. You could literally walk in to a room she had been in and smell her breath. My roommate hated when she would come over. I felt really, really bad for her roommate. Their room smelled like her breath all the time. We would go back to her room and open the door, and, yup, Christy's breath smell would come lingering out.

I finally had to break up with her because I couldn’t stand it anymore. Anything to stop kissing her mouth.


Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:28:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I still say its her cootch....some chicks just have a real strong cootchie smell...


+1


And sometimes it is bad breath.....

I dated a girl in college who was a model. She was gorgeous, but dang did she have bad breath. No, she wasn't bulimic; I realize that is a sign. This girl just never brushed her teeth. You could literally walk in to a room she had been in and smell her breath. My roommate hated when she would come over. I felt really, really bad for her roommate. Their room smelled like her breath all the time. We would go back to her room and open the door, and, yup, Christy's breath smell would come lingering out.

I finally had to break up with her because I couldn’t stand it anymore. Anything to stop kissing her mouth.




I think I see your problem...you should have spent all your time kissing her cootch! At least with that bad breath is normal!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:29:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mppppp:
maybe it's patchouli oil??? i think that stuff stinks. ymmv



+1

Smells like liquid dirt. I hate hippies.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:34:36 AM EDT
I think this thread would be better with pics...
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:02:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 12:02:55 PM EDT by guns762]

Originally Posted By pzjgr:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
I still say its her cootch....some chicks just have a real strong cootchie smell...


+1


And sometimes it is bad breath.....

I dated a girl in college who was a model. She was gorgeous, but dang did she have bad breath. No, she wasn't bulimic; I realize that is a sign. This girl just never brushed her teeth. You could literally walk in to a room she had been in and smell her breath. My roommate hated when she would come over. I felt really, really bad for her roommate. Their room smelled like her breath all the time. We would go back to her room and open the door, and, yup, Christy's breath smell would come lingering out.

I finally had to break up with her because I couldn’t stand it anymore. Anything to stop kissing her mouth.




I think I see your problem...you should have spent all your time kissing her cootch! At least with that bad breath is normal!



Who said I didn't. Trust me; it was much better than kissing her mouth.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:06:14 PM EDT
i know a girl here at school real well who is a religious dip fanatic...she might dip more wintergreen skoal than i do...and the cool thing about it...shes pretty hott
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:10:48 PM EDT
even people that dip dont typically smell like dip.....from what i can tell

I think it's her filthy hooey that's a bit foul.......damn there is nothing worse than a rotten taco........
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:21:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2_of_5:
I was at Staples a couple days ago and the 60-something fatass cashier woman had a case of crotchrot you couldn't miss.


Vaginosis, chlymadia
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:26:39 PM EDT
A strong smelling cootchie isn't necessarily a bad thing.

A girlfriend I had for a long time always smelled musky to me, I mean I could always smell this musky scent from her, no matter what. I certainly didn't smell bad, in fact it used to drive me nuts, get me all worked up.

Maybe I was the only one that could smell it, maybe it was pheremones she put out that I was in tune with.

I don't know what it was, but if I hadn't seen her for a few days/week, and she'd hug me, it was all I could do to control myself.

Maybe she's throwing off pheremones, and you are in tune with them....
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:28:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
A strong smelling cootchie isn't necessarily a bad thing.

A girlfriend I had for a long time always smelled musky to me, I mean I could always smell this musky scent from her, no matter what. I certainly didn't smell bad, in fact it used to drive me nuts, get me all worked up.

Maybe I was the only one that could smell it, maybe it was pheremones she put out that I was in tune with.

I don't know what it was, but if I hadn't seen her for a few days/week, and she'd hug me, it was all I could do to control myself.

Maybe she's throwing off pheremones, and you are in tune with them....

Onceyou get past the smell you got it LICKED!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 2:31:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
A strong smelling cootchie isn't necessarily a bad thing.

A girlfriend I had for a long time always smelled musky to me, I mean I could always smell this musky scent from her, no matter what. I certainly didn't smell bad, in fact it used to drive me nuts, get me all worked up.

Maybe I was the only one that could smell it, maybe it was pheremones she put out that I was in tune with.

I don't know what it was, but if I hadn't seen her for a few days/week, and she'd hug me, it was all I could do to control myself.

Maybe she's throwing off pheremones, and you are in tune with them....

Onceyou get past the smell you got it LICKED!



It would be like no musk or fish I ever smelled.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 2:59:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By five2one:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Maybe her cootchie smells musky/snuffy....




Wow, a cootchie that smells and tastes like 'backy would be awesome.



Long as it ain't drooling....

"Knew" a girl from WVa named Bernadette who was a Skoal hound and SMOKIN' HOT!
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:06:58 PM EDT
just ask her or have human resources do it.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:11:07 PM EDT
I am staying far away from this one.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:14:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am staying far away from this one.



Ah, come on, you know you reeeealy want to....
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:17:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:26:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 8:29:07 PM EDT by Mak]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am staying far away from this one.



Come on, give us your medical opinion. I have never come across a woman that smells like snuff. I've worked with some nasty smelling women. Couple of guys I have worked with could make you gag from across the room. Breath on both was so bad, they smoked and drank coffee and it smelled like something crawled down their lungs and died.. Only two people I have ever known like that and I work with alot of smokers/coffee drinkers.
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