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Posted: 2/21/2006 3:41:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 4:21:04 AM EDT by Specop_007]
Unfuckingbelievable.
So I came home yesterday, and tolerated the gay "roommate" all day. Come the evening I made it very clear he was NOT staying at my house. No fuckin way. Move on down the road slim, ya aint stayin here. My wife pulls the "Wheres he going to stay?" card.
Not my fuckin problem now is it sunshine? My concern extends to getting his leaky ass offa my couch and outta my house.
Mission accomplished! The world over rejoiced in ma authority.

Well, during the day a friend of ours comes over, as she was supposed to babysit for us. The gay guy filled in in the AM and the chic showed up later in the day, so in the end it works out ok.

The girl who came over recently graduated college as a massager (Massouse? Massouser? Whatever, she rubs ya down) and gave me and the wife massages because she needs practice. Very cool. I have to admit there was something sexy in watching my half nekkid wife get covered in lotion and rubbed down by another chic. Our friend is pretty easy on the eyes.....Alas, I digress.

So evening comes, the gay guys ex b/f comes to get him to he can go get his stuff. The ex b/f says hes bringing him back here. I go off on the guy. The hell you are! I am NOT a halfway house for all your fucks, and I'm not a local dropoff for all your cute little puppies that follow you around. Take his ass ELSEWHERE, and I'm serious as a fuckin heart attack. So he does......

I go to work....Get a call around 9:30....

"Do you care if the girl stays the night?"

Jesus unfuckingbelievable Christ. I can give in to her though, she gives massages, has a sorta job and graduated college. Alot farther along then the gay guy.

So shit, anyone else need a place to stay? Everyone else does, you might as well too!

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:43:01 AM EDT
Do ya have cable and cold beer?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:43:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Do ya have cable and cold beer?



Haha, I have cable but you gotta bring your own beer!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:53:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Do ya have cable and cold beer?



Haha, I have cable but you gotta bring your own beer!



I'm there!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:56:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
Do ya have cable and cold beer?



Haha, I have cable but you gotta bring your own beer!



I'm there!



Bring a pillow. Way things are going they'll all be claimed by the time you get here.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:57:03 AM EDT
How about a little background on how and why the "gay" roommate came to stay there? And why does your wife want all these different people staying there when you are away at work? I'm not being sarcastic or stirring the pot but those would be some red flags in my eyes...............
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:57:39 AM EDT
Just ask the Massouse for a massage and a happy ending and you'll feel much better.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:59:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PghFire34Truck:
How about a little background on how and why the "gay" roommate came to stay there? And why does your wife want all these different people staying there when you are away at work? I'm not being sarcastic or stirring the pot but those would be some red flags in my eyes...............



Click

Not a cause for alarm. We dont have marital problems, we have friends who have problems.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 3:59:59 AM EDT
A girl could pay her rent in my place with massages for at least a night.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:01:11 AM EDT
Ummm This thread is worthless without pictures.

The hot chick, she is cool bring home some extra booze tonight. All chicks are Bi, some just need a few drinks for it to show
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:03:22 AM EDT
Do I have to share a room with the masseuse?

Well ....... okay.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:09:14 AM EDT
Glad to hear of their problems and the situation not being on your end. I would have suggested walking around naked playing with a rifle and licking your favorite knife with that Private Pyle in the head before he shot himself and the Gunny look on your face but then i remembered these guys are gay and it might just turn them on and not freak them out. I'll have to think on how to get rid of them ........
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:20:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dread-pirate:
Ummm This thread is worthless without pictures.

The hot chick, she is cool bring home some extra booze tonight. All chicks are Bi, some just need a few drinks for it to show



Demanding fucker.

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:25:02 AM EDT
Specop,
how about pie? Do you have pie? Then I'm there! (j/k and I mean the food kind of pie)
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:32:20 AM EDT
Kansas is just about dead centor of the lower 48. I say we organize a massive arfcom road trip this summer. I know a place in Kansas thatwill put us up for free.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:37:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gaweidert:
Kansas is just about dead centor of the lower 48. I say we organize a massive arfcom road trip this summer. I know a place in Kansas thatwill put us up for free.



Bring ammo and beer.

In fact, bring lots of both.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:42:16 AM EDT
Can I get a massage too?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:56:38 AM EDT
on my way but i request pie and massage


and beer......


or beer pie ...................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:01:35 AM EDT
hey send the massage girl over to my place, i can make room for her.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:03:41 AM EDT
You should always let a chick that can give a massage stay
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:10:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By buckfever34:
You should always let a chick that can give a massage stay



Yeah, I was thinkin that too.
I didnt complain much when the wife asked if she could stay.
Hot massage chiccie....Good to go.
Gay guy.......Get the fuck on!

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:17:21 AM EDT
Well, it sounds like there are 3 chicks living in your home now. Take control of your castle wuss!

What I mean to say is marriage is full of compromise and you should do all you can to make your wife happy.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:20:09 AM EDT
Keep the pimp hand strong.....


Damn, that is unacceptable.


Good Luck!!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:30:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/21/2006 6:11:35 AM EDT by VoodooChile]
You ought to run over to Team and take a look at page 14 of the Jason280 BOTD thread.....That's what could happen with a little liqour and a few well timed suggestions
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:32:50 AM EDT
Could it be that the wife was interested in some three way action ????
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:34:41 AM EDT
Just wait till your dozing on the couch, you'll wake up to a nice massage, and you roll over to find the gay guy fondling you!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:34:44 AM EDT
I volunteer to keep the massuese busy and out of your hair.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:35:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:44:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunslinger10mm:
Just wait till your dozing on the couch, you'll wake up to a nice massage, and you roll over to find the gay guy fondling you!



That dudes long gone. His ex b/f took him back to his parents a ways down the road.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:46:01 AM EDT
Kick the wife out… keep the “masseuse.”

Optionally, start charging rent. $40 a day ought to be enough incentive to send the freeloaders down to the shelter for the night.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:52:11 AM EDT
Dude, don't move to FL. I have had more guests/company in the two years that I have lived here than the entire 14 I lived in VA.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:52:50 AM EDT
Aw, fuck it dude. Since this situation will end badly, you might as well pull a Hail Mary and try to get the Wife and Masseuse (sp?) together. All women are bi, as someone else said.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:17:14 AM EDT
I'll be sure to look you up if I am in the area and need a place to stay.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:27:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By buckfever34:
You should always let a chick that can give a massage stay



Yeah, I was thinkin that too.

Gay guy.......Get my fuck on!




WTF







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<­BR>

j/k
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 9:51:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By gaweidert:
Kansas is just about dead centor of the lower 48. I say we organize a massive arfcom road trip this summer. I know a place in Kansas thatwill put us up for free.



Bring ammo and beer.

In fact, bring lots of both.



I have leave in late may to early June.

If it's around those times, I could drop by for a day or two maybe.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:39:30 AM EDT
OK everyone - PARTY AT SPECOP_007's TONIGHT!

Uh, you got a hot tub?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:41:46 AM EDT
I'll bring the chips and salsa
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 1:22:50 PM EDT

"Do you care if the girl stays the night?"



Brother, do you really want my opinion? Remember I sleep every night between two women....
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:27:41 PM EDT
hey spec, tell massage girl i got an empty room in my apartment, lol, im right over here in manhattan, and since i got served my dovorce papers today, i now have alot of extra room around the place.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:37:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Well, if I don't get a perm job making what I was making before or a second job making at least $1k a month. I may be needing a room.

Be willing to share a room with the masseuse friend of yours.




You can eat and pay your bills on $250 a week I'm impressed.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:48:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:
Do I have to share a room with the masseuse?

Well ....... okay.




You have to share a couch with the gay one.

-Ben
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:10:49 PM EDT
So where in KS are ya?? I can be in Wichita in less than two hours!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:49:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By gaweidert:
Kansas is just about dead centor of the lower 48. I say we organize a massive arfcom road trip this summer. I know a place in Kansas thatwill put us up for free.



Bring ammo and beer.

In fact, bring lots of both.



Sounds like Specop_007's gonna make us shoot our way into his crib, fellas...

First guy to make the "swish" scream like a little girl, gets the sofa bed.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:12:46 PM EDT
Its not cool when your wife goes behind your back and undermines your decisions. I understand completely. Just today, mine refused to let me go lion hunting.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:45:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By buckfever34:
You should always let a chick that can give a massage stay



Yeah, I was thinkin that too.
I didnt complain much when the wife asked if she could stay.
Hot massage chiccie....Good to go.
Gay guy.......Get the fuck on!




Holy shit that's gotta be one of the funniest things I've read on Arfcom! Damn straight I want a massage, beer and pie! (Apple if ya got it)

Jason
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:51:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Not a cause for alarm. We dont have marital problems, we have friends who have problems.



If you have friends who have problems, and those friends are in your life, then you have marital problems. You just don't know it yet.

No healthy marriage lets chaos inside the castle walls.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:52:23 AM EDT
WTF is wrong with you? The answer should have been, "yes but only if we have a threesome." That should stop your wife's future boarding hospitality nature.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:01:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Specop,
how about pie? Do you have pie? Then I'm there! (j/k and I mean the food kind of pie)



Stop posting.
It makes me cry.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:15:04 AM EDT
well, if you decide that the massuese cant stay sometime down the line, ASK HER IF SHE LIKES MINNESOTA!!

my back is always sore from work.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:21:26 AM EDT
So get a web cam and put the massage sessions on the internet and charge for access.The women, not you.

Might as well share the wealth so to speak and make a couple bucks.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:41:21 AM EDT
SIIHPAPP............ the massager of course.
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