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Posted: 2/20/2006 2:05:09 PM EDT
Ok.....I need to make a decision. I feel
pretty good about myself. I've worked hard...I'm doing good.

I've avoided tanning places...I've always thought they were teh gehy...

At the same time....I was thinking about laying down a good tan
before summer and I get my ass burnt off like normal.

It's cold as crap now.....No way I sould lay out........

I swear I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain.

Is the tanning booth ghey?

I need some advice.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:07:29 PM EDT
I used to work next door to a tanning spa...we'd admire the women and make fun of the guys (who were typically hairless as well)

Real men spend time outside, metrosexuals go to tanning beds.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:08:00 PM EDT
ya man its ghey. just wait tell its hot do some work outside or go to the lake and go the natural route. fake and bake is ghey for men.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:08:23 PM EDT
Gay.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:08:23 PM EDT
Uh...yeah. And frankly I'm worried about you since you even had to ask!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:08:32 PM EDT
'base tan' is a myth.

just get some sunless tanning lotion like the lee hottie boyz


Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:09:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
I used to work next door to a tanning spa...we'd admire the women and make fun of the guys (who were typically hairless as well)

Real men spend time outside, metrosexuals go to tanning beds.



I'm 38.....I've been a redneck tan guy my whole life.

I'm not hairless...I don't intend to change.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:09:37 PM EDT
It's not a bad idea if you are getting ready to go somewhere tropical for vacation.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:10:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:
Uh...yeah. And frankly I'm worried about you since you even had to ask!



Up yours!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:10:28 PM EDT
While your at it don't forget to highlite your hair
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:10:36 PM EDT
It depends on what you are planning to do in the booth!

Real answer: Moderate tanning booth time isn't going to hurt your skin or your man card. Just don't overdo it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:11:12 PM EDT
this topic is THUPER!!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:13:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 2:14:12 PM EDT by cluster]
ever notice the guys that do the "ghey" stuff usually get more pie ?

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:14:13 PM EDT
no i sure havent
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:17:45 PM EDT
The only time guys should be in a tanning place (not getting a tan either) is when you own it! Then you can admire your customers!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:18:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
It depends on what you are planning to do in the booth!

Real answer: Moderate tanning booth time isn't going to hurt your skin or your man card. Just don't overdo it.


Thank you.

I just wanted to get reassurence. I just wanted opinions on getting tan first before getting burn biols all over my back like I do every year.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:18:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:19:22 PM EDT


out of
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:19:23 PM EDT
polesmokingly gay
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:19:54 PM EDT
Completely GHEY!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:20:56 PM EDT
GAY
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:21:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:21:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
I used to work next door to a tanning spa...we'd admire the women and make fun of the guys (who were typically hairless as well)

Real men spend time outside, metrosexuals go to tanning beds.



Yep.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:22:08 PM EDT
if you were a smurf, you would be Vanity.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:24:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:30:57 PM EDT
The answer to this question.... REALLY should be "87."

Yes. Go to the tanning bed. There is nothing wrong with it. Live your life how ever you want to, & don't let other people tell you how to think, or what to feel. Make decisions for yourself.

I have gone to the tanning bed before.

Ask any woman... tanned looks a lot more attractive than sickly white.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:32:44 PM EDT
If you have to ask...

Yes, they're teh ghey.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:33:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Goon, don't let these guys get to you! There is absolutely nothing wrong with a guy going to a tanning bed. Nothing.

Just don't forget to shave your chest, highlight your hair and wear that special Speedo to the swimming pool, thailor boy.





You don't want to see me in speedos...........Honestly...I know shame and humility.

Thank god there's a chick on the board.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:33:51 PM EDT
gay
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:34:19 PM EDT
Just don't forget to have your eyebrows waxed, fancy boy.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:35:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
Just don't forget to have your eyebrows waxed, fancy boy.



Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:37:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
I used to work next door to a tanning spa...we'd admire the women and make fun of the guys (who were typically hairless as well)

Real men spend time outside, metrosexuals go to tanning beds.



Winner.


I work nights....so I am pasty white. But no fucking way I am going to to a tanning booth.

But if you have to hey, you can just go here:

Gotti Tans




Sheep
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:40:41 PM EDT
Gay.

Max
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:42:17 PM EDT
dude... u live in texas.... go out side!

only time i use them is 1 month before i go to the bahamas, to pre tan so i dont fry when i get there..
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:43:24 PM EDT
Get your balls waxed while you are there.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:43:28 PM EDT
I'm not talking about waxing......Or shaveing my hairy back...

Just a tan...Isn't that ok?

No?

Where is the gay line drawn?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:45:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
dude... u live in texas.... go out side!

only time i use them is 1 month before i go to the bahamas, to pre tan so i dont fry when i get there..



So you openly admit to being ghey......

Since you are a veteran of the tan-pits....

Tell us...What goes on?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:46:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 2:52:27 PM EDT by PBIR]
So gay it makes tight-rolling your tapered jeans look butch.

Trying to find some enablers?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:47:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
I'm not talking about waxing......Or shaveing my hairy back...

Just a tan...Isn't that ok?

No?

Where is the gay line drawn?



The gay line is drawn at sexual acts with another man.

Is a tanning bed, to any degree, "masculine?"

The answer is no.



- BG
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:51:31 PM EDT
I'd rather have some color in the winter than be pasty white. The girls I know like it too. Just don't over do it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:51:32 PM EDT
Not ghey.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:59:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
I'm not talking about waxing......Or shaveing my hairy back...

Just a tan...Isn't that ok?

No?

Where is the gay line drawn?



The gay line is drawn at sexual acts with another man.

Is a tanning bed, to any degree, "masculine?"

The answer is no.



- BG



Mrs. Goon has all my intentions. I can't quit her.

I just want to be kinda colored without getting my ass burnt off in TX.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:05:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 3:05:58 PM EDT by WyattEarp]
Oh yeah, they're ghey.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:09:33 PM EDT
Wishing for another mans dick anywhere near your space is gay, laying in a tanning bed to get a base tan in order to avoid the yearly spring sunburn is not gay.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:11:28 PM EDT
Lotsa hot chickies congregate in them, but still seems kinda ghey to me.


Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:12:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
Wishing for another mans dick anywhere near your space is gay, laying in a tanning bed to get a base tan in order to avoid the yearly spring sunburn is not gay.



I'm going to be doing manly things.

Pounding stakes....Mulching...Stringing wire....


I'm a man's man damnit!

There will be no man's penis anywhere in this equasion....Other than mine.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:16:33 PM EDT
Dude, you are indeed, a dandy. I think the Olympic men's figure skating is affecting your perspective.

Blake
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:16:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:22:00 PM EDT
Chicks like tan guys PLUS you will likely run into a bunch of womenz there. Don't listen to these fools. I have a friend who is all "metro" that is about as big a pansy as they come. But he pulls more arse (the hot female type) than anyone I know.

That said, I won't do it unless I'm about to go on vacation. I ain't givin' up my man card for a tan.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:22:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
polesmokingly gay




+87

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:27:32 PM EDT
going to a tanning bed is just as gay as "teh gehy"
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