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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - So I'm in bed last night...
Posted: 2/20/2006 10:56:36 AM EDT
flipping through the channels while the wife plays with my balls.

Flip by QVC, see something interesting.  So I grab the phone and place an order.  First order from QVC, so I had to set up an account.

All the while I'm being pleasured.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:57:42 AM EDT
[#1]
ok.....thats nice

what did you get?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:58:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Bed organizers.  Has a flap that goes under the mattress and a bunch of pockets that hang down.  One for her, one for me.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:58:54 AM EDT
[#3]
must be nice
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:00:25 AM EDT
[#4]
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:01:18 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


There are no perfect people here.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:02:57 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
ok.....thats nice

what did you get?



A happy ending???

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:02:57 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


turn in your man card!

...it's not like he's posting pictures or anything. Although if anyone from this site knows him and his wife..that would be kinda f'd up

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:04:11 AM EDT
[#8]
post pics
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:05:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


LMAO... Ron Burgundy would be proud of him. BTW, don't forget about the team pancake breakfast tomorrow.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:06:16 AM EDT
[#10]
This thread is fine without pics.  Let's keep it that way.

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:06:23 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


Wasn't it you that talked about masturbating at work

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:07:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:08:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


Wasn't it you that talked about masturbating at work


I think it was.  Pot...kettle...
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:12:35 AM EDT
[#14]
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:12:41 AM EDT
[#15]
What's the bedside storage for?  Large toys?

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:13:16 AM EDT
[#16]
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:17:48 AM EDT
[#17]
OMG!

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:18:31 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy


and entirely worthless without pics.

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:21:11 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy


gunchyck = OWNED!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:24:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.

$22 for two of them.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:25:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy


And sexy.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:29:01 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


turn in your man card!

...it's not like he's posting pictures or anything. Although if anyone from this site knows him and his wife..that would be kinda f'd up

I think she already did
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:39:14 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
And then you come on the computer to tell perfect strangers about it....  classy


turn in your man card!

...it's not like he's posting pictures or anything. Although if anyone from this site knows him and his wife..that would be kinda f'd up

Check the screen name.  I doubt "gunchyck" has a man card to turn in.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:40:32 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:40:59 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy

It is..... stockings and skirts...... yummy.

Gunchyck should have her own "erotic tales" tacked thread on the Women Shooters forum.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:41:07 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.

$22 for two of them.


Check out BB&B and then see if you can cancel the order.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 12:38:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.

$22 for two of them.


Whoa...sounds to me like she held off finishing the' job' until you got the coordinating shams and duvet cover.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:02:00 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.

$22 for two of them.

Whoa...sounds to me like she held off finishing the' job' until you got the coordinating shams and duvet cover.

What language are you even speaking?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:12:00 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy


img44.photobucket.com/albums/v136/levito/Forum/own3d.gif


Talking about masturbating is a lot different than posting on a website the private practices of two people without the knowledge of one of them.  I doubt he had her consent.  It's kiss and tell and that lacks class.

Just my $.02
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:17:59 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Yep,

Quoted:

I used to be the 5th floor receptionist at a bank headquarters.  I used to masturbate all the time.  the job was fucking boring.  And I could hear the elevator ring about 3 seconds before the door opened.

I never got "caught".  But I had to explain that I was "adjusting my stockings" at times.  Gotta love that skirt dress code... easy access.


Now that's Classy


And sexy.

+1000

Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:11:08 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How much did you pay including shipping?  Bed Bath and Beyond has them for $3.99.  I got one a few months ago.

$22 for two of them.

Whoa...sounds to me like she held off finishing the' job' until you got the coordinating shams and duvet cover.

What language are you even speaking?


You have a VERY intact man card!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:15:28 AM EDT
[#32]
Why did I read this?
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