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Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:36:10 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Attention adair_usmc:

You can NOT hotlink images from FortuneCity.  This is what all your pics look like to everyone else -


Quoted:
home.earthlink.net/~tclokey/AR15com/fortunecity.jpg



When are you going to get a clue?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Jbays/noobs.jpg




Shut the fuck up.

I have forgotten more about the internet than you will ever know.

I am not going to waste my time by hosting the image that I find myself from GIS.  Here is another -

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:36:35 AM EDT
[#2]
The kid definitely needs a K98 butt stroke to the farking head. Maybe a his parents would be so lucky for him to pull a tantrum with the Polizie, they would give him the beating that he needs.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:42:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Can you say SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:46:55 AM EDT
[#4]
"Hey Son!  Wanna go quail hunting?"

Bang.

Ooopsie!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 10:57:52 AM EDT
[#5]
Ever have one of those days when you really needed to rub one out ...

SBG
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:06:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Watching it in the context of the subject and link title, I was in tears. Especially when the keyboard was being smacked across the desk with buttons flying. I was hoping it was staged.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 1:04:40 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Shut the fuck up.

I have forgotten more about the internet than you will ever know.



Oh, yeah - you don't understand basics like hotlinking and browser cashe, but you're a big expert in the internet.  BWAHAHAHAHA!  What a fucking luser.


I am not going to waste my time by hosting the image that I find myself from GIS.  Here is another -

sicktracks.com/galleries/data/500/2550cartmanHitler.JPG



Personally I'm not convinced you're even capable of hosting your own images.

ETA - his first reply and he posts a Hitler image.  I guess Mr. Internet Expert never heard of Godwin's Law either.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 1:12:20 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shut the fuck up.

I have forgotten more about the internet than you will ever know.



Oh, yeah - you don't understand basics like hotlinking and browser cashe, but you're a big expert in the internet.  BWAHAHAHAHA!  What a fucking luser.


I am not going to waste my time by hosting the image that I find myself from GIS.  Here is another -

sicktracks.com/galleries/data/500/2550cartmanHitler.JPG



Personally I'm not convinced you're even capable of hosting your own images.



This is gonna get fun.


Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:08:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Drugs are bad.....mmmmkay..
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:17:08 PM EDT
[#10]
OH MY GOD !!!!! WTF did that kid smoke....

We seriously need a translation.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:22:24 PM EDT
[#11]
He coulda got one of them emails that flickers really fast and causes seizures.  



Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:25:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:36:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:55:47 PM EDT
[#14]
That kid has issues


Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:07:51 PM EDT
[#15]
He was trying to log onto Steam
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:09:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Wow.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:12:43 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
He was trying to log onto Steam



LMAO

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:14:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Galldang crazy German kid, He needs his "scheize" videos.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:35:51 PM EDT
[#19]
tag
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 7:25:37 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Because SOME of us aren't ALLOWED to do our job!
I smacked my eldest on the bum in the market when he threw an "I want candy!!!!" tantrum...shoulda seen the looks I got! Apparently, I was "abusing" my son.

I don't believe in beating a child, but I do believe a well timed smack on the ass can correct bad behavior.




When I was younger (probably 4), my older brother, who would have been about 8, acted up in a resturaunt, and my mother gave him a swatting.  Someone called the police, and we were visited by Child Protective Services later that day.  All I remember was a guy coming into our apartment and asking me questions.  I had no idea what was going on or who he was.  The question I remember him asking me was, "Do your parents spank you?"  I answered innocently, "When we deserve it."

Nothing ever came of it, thank goodness.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 5:54:26 AM EDT
[#21]
hahhahahhaha.  That kid is gonna have some problems later in life.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:13:42 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Because SOME of us aren't ALLOWED to do our job!
I smacked my eldest on the bum in the market when he threw an "I want candy!!!!" tantrum...shoulda seen the looks I got! Apparently, I was "abusing" my son.

I don't believe in beating a child, but I do believe a well timed smack on the ass can correct bad behavior.




When I was younger (probably 4), my older brother, who would have been about 8, acted up in a resturaunt, and my mother gave him a swatting.  Someone called the police, and we were visited by Child Protective Services later that day.  All I remember was a guy coming into our apartment and asking me questions.  I had no idea what was going on or who he was.  The question I remember him asking me was, "Do your parents spank you?"  I answered innocently, "When we deserve it."

Nothing ever came of it, thank goodness.




YUP!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:15:17 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Attention adair_usmc:

You can NOT hotlink images from FortuneCity.  This is what all your pics look like to everyone else -


Quoted:
home.earthlink.net/~tclokey/AR15com/fortunecity.jpg



When are you going to get a clue?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Jbays/noobs.jpg




Shut the fuck up.

I have forgotten more about the internet than you will ever know.

I am not going to waste my time by hosting the image that I find myself from GIS.  Here is another -

sicktracks.com/galleries/data/500/2550cartmanHitler.JPG



Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:34:29 AM EDT
[#24]
headbang.gif  Now thats what I'm talkin bout!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:48:48 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 10:59:15 AM EDT
[#26]
that kid needs a smack and the pc taken away from him
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:16:56 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
"Hey Son!  Wanna go quail hunting?"

Bang.

Ooopsie!



Dick Cheney needs a new hunting buddy.

-Ben
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:18:22 AM EDT
[#28]
What is his DU handle?
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:25:03 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Nobody said it yet, so I will.

I think it's Deej



BWAHAHA
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:26:18 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shut the fuck up.

I have forgotten more about the internet than you will ever know.



Oh, yeah - you don't understand basics like hotlinking and browser cashe, but you're a big expert in the internet.  BWAHAHAHAHA!  What a fucking luser.


I am not going to waste my time by hosting the image that I find myself from GIS.  Here is another -

sicktracks.com/galleries/data/500/2550cartmanHitler.JPG



Personally I'm not convinced you're even capable of hosting your own images.



This is gonna get fun.





Battle of the tards!
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:26:31 AM EDT
[#31]
one of the greatest online videos ever........jhahahahhaha
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:36:12 AM EDT
[#32]
tag
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:37:31 AM EDT
[#33]
I caught him say Schnell(sp?), wich means "hurry". One of the very few words I know in german.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 11:40:46 AM EDT
[#34]
Now I have a mental picture of the kids cursing me out when I play online games...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 12:44:04 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 4:26:37 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Ich will ????? spielen   I want to play Unreal Tournament
Schneller, mach schneller, du verdammter Hurensohn  Faster, faster, you damn son of a bitch
Ich sag's dir nicht noch einmal: LOAD   I'm not gonna tell you again: LOAD!
something something WAS IST GESCHEHEN?   ?? WHAT HAPPENED?
Ich will nicht warten ich will spielen   I don't want to wait, I want to play
Jetzt geht's los, jetzt geht's los (doing a little song and dance here)   Now we're ready to go
<I can't understand enough of this tirade>
Positiv denken, einfach positiv denken, jetzt geht's los.  Think positive, simply think positive, now we're ready to go
<something> ich hab' ihn umgebracht, Scheisse, du Hurensohn  ?? I killed him, Shit, you son of a bitch
<more ranting and raving looking for the ESC key>
Ich brauche keine Hilfe (repeat)  I don't need any help
Er geht nicht!  It's not working
Ich werde euch einfach fertigmachen  I will simply do you in
Ich hab ihn umgebracht   I've killed him
Ich hab euch alle zerstoert  I've destroyed you all
Ich werd' ihn einfach fertig machen. Ich werd' ihn mit einer Assault rifle fertig machen. I'll finish him, I'll finish him with an assault rifle
Dieser Hurensohn schiesst auf mich That son of a bitch is shooting at me.

"Fertig machen" is kind of a slang term. "Fertig" is ready, machen is to make. To make ready, but in this context it means "to finish off".

Looks staged to me.

[ETA] caught the name of the game.



staged, I dunno, looks pretty hard to fake crazy
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:32:10 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll agree, you just couldn't fake that with a straight face.  WAY too over the top to be fake.  I think the Germans design cars like they play video games.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:35:30 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:


If anyone speaks German - WE NEED A TRANSLATION!!! LOL

My guess, Hitler had him cryogenically frozen.....when he woke up, he realized they lost.



Got this from another site.  Translated from somebody from Austria.

Start the game you son of a [TOS] ... do I have to tell you twice ... now it´s starting up (x7) ...play I want to play you [TOS] ... he is idle (sleeping), I don´t want you to sleep ... think positive, simply think positive ... now it´s starting (maniac laughter) ... now it´s starting, you son of a [TOS], take that, eat that ... I´ve killed him woohoo ... now take that, eat your own [TOS] you [TOS] I´ll kill you ... where is the Escape button (x?) ... I don´t need help hahahwoohaha

and so on
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:36:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Is this kid speaking German or is he so pissed off we can't understand what he's saying.  
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 6:37:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Dude this kid needs some major Ritalin or some shit to calm him down.  
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:20:30 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:22:00 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Dude this kid needs some major Ritalin or some shit to calm him down.  



You need a smack in the head to prevent you from posting such stupid shit.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:25:00 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Is this kid speaking German or is he so pissed off we can't understand what he's saying.  



Oh my...
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 7:36:06 PM EDT
[#44]
Dieses Zicklein ist Nüsse.
Link Posted: 2/21/2006 8:14:04 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nobody said it yet, so I will.

I think it's Deej



BWAHAHA


I'm part German but I can't speak a word of it.  
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:16:37 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:


If anyone speaks German - WE NEED A TRANSLATION!!! LOL

My guess, Hitler had him cryogenically frozen.....when he woke up, he realized they lost.



Got this from another site.  Translated from somebody from Austria.

Start the game you son of a [TOS] ... do I have to tell you twice ... now it´s starting up (x7) ...play I want to play you [TOS] ... he is idle (sleeping), I don´t want you to sleep ... think positive, simply think positive ... now it´s starting (maniac laughter) ... now it´s starting, you son of a [TOS], take that, eat that ... I´ve killed him woohoo ... now take that, eat your own [TOS] you [TOS] I´ll kill you ... where is the Escape button (x?) ... I don´t need help hahahwoohaha

and so on

I just saw this post.  I'm laughing so hard, it hurts.  I can't make it through the whole clip because I'm laughing too much.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:19:20 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Dude this kid needs some major Ritalin or some shit to calm him down.  





smack across his ass from his parents


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:36:37 PM EDT
[#48]
Dude, he's German. He's probably either cooing sweet nothings about his fraulein or reciting a cake recipe or something.



Either that or his WarCrack character got killed.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:14:27 PM EDT
[#49]
I have a nephew that acts exactly like that. He has ADD or what ever you call that excuse for poor parenting. He even has the same mannerisms as that kid.

My nephew is getting out of hand. He is 15, well over 200#, about 5'9", and still growing. His dad is around 300#, well over 6', bipolar, and schizophrenic. I used to be the only one he would listen to but now that he is bigger than me he is defiant. You can't say anything to him without getting:

"Your going to die in your sleep."
"I'll cut your f***ing head off."
"I'm going to smash your face."
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 3:53:31 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Dude, he's German. He's probably either cooing sweet nothings about his fraulein or reciting a cake recipe or something.



Either that or his WarCrack character got killed.



I think what you are referring to is actually a recipe for "brownies"


Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..



Or maybe not, I'm no baker
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