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Posted: 2/20/2006 5:45:07 AM EDT
Stumbled upon this from a novelty site...

Koran Toilet Paper!



I did some searching and found that some guy in Germany got arrested for trying to market something similar to mosques...


Man to face charges for printing Koran on toilet paper


Associated Press
Feb. 10, 2006 07:10 AM

BERLIN - A German businessman who printed the name of the Koran on toilet paper and offered the rolls for sale to mosques and media will face trial for disturbing the peace.

The man, identified only as Manfred van H., is scheduled to go on trial Feb. 23 at a court in Luedinghausen in western Germany, Jochen Dyhr, a spokesman for judicial authorities in nearby Muenster, said Thursday.

The businessman last summer printed sheets of toilet paper with the sentence "Koran, the Holy Qur'aen" and sent them to about 15 mosques, television stations and magazines. In an accompanying letter, authorities say, he asserted that Islam's holy book is a "cookbook for terrorists" that calls for acts of violence.

He proposed that a "memorial to all victims of Islamic terror" be set up, financed by sales of the toilet paper - an offer that prosecutors say he also posted on the Internet.

The businessman's offer led to criminal complaints and telephone death threats against him.

Prosecutors argue that the man's actions overstepped the legally guaranteed freedom to criticize other religions. They say he has cited his right to freedom of opinion and artistic expression, and said his aim was to provoke rather than actually sell the toilet paper.

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 5:51:31 AM EDT
Go Manfred!!


Where can I get some?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 5:52:27 AM EDT
Finally... a reason to wipe!!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 5:52:36 AM EDT
*Leaves to go start loading mags*
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 5:57:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By skpp108:
Finally... a reason to wipe!!



Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:59:23 PM EDT
Bump for the night crew
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:03:41 PM EDT
I value my ass more than to put that filth near it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:04:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:

Originally Posted By skpp108:
Finally... a reason to wipe!!






Dingle berries aren't reason enough for you to wipe?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:
*Leaves to go start loading mags*



They are not already loaded??? What kind of Arfcommer are you???
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:08:46 PM EDT
I sense a rolling wave of political correctness descending on this thread ...

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:21:02 PM EDT
uh... what law exactly are they saying he broke? Europeans scare the shit outta me.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:23:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:24:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 3:24:39 PM EDT by Fidel]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I sense a rolling wiping wave of political correctness descending on this thread ...




Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:24:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I value my ass more than to put that filth near it.



Amen, Brutha!!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:27:04 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:27:08 PM EDT
The Koran IS good for something.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:27:17 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:28:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=41407




ok, first off i bow down to the user who posted this above image.

second... as far as the Koran TP goes- screw it. maybe if they kill enough people rioting over cartoons and TP, ( since they kill alot of their own people for some reason ) maybe we can just write it off as population control.

i think its sad the guy is getting into trouble for doing so... i think its the humor the world needed.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:28:50 PM EDT
They tried to market some toilet paper with the state of Texas on it one time but it was a huge flop.

Wouldn't take shit off of nobody
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:31:02 PM EDT
where can i buy some?

oh & IBTL
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:31:49 PM EDT
Post pics of the rioters burning crosses and American flags with this, Just to even it out. Hatred of ALL!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:31:58 PM EDT
The real question is, is the West going to cave in to radical muslims, apoligize for the cartoons and agree never to hurt their feelings again. Most of the Euroweenies have already caved, most of the US media has also caved and quite a bit of the US political machine has caved. Let's just do what the Euroweenies did, pass a law making it illegal to hurt someone's feelings. Sheesh!

IBTL
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:32:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
They tried to market some toilet paper with the state of Texas on it one time but it was a huge flop.

Wouldn't take shit off of nobody



much like the Chuck Norris brand TP
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:32:13 PM EDT
I want some too...
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:36:21 PM EDT
I'm remembering a thread from a few years back that had the link to request a free Koran from CAIR (or some other Islamic proselytizers).

... quite surprised that it didn't result in ten dead elbonians and a burnt out McDonald's.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 2:51:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I value my ass more than to put that filth near it.



+1


IBTL
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 2:53:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=41407




LMAO!

Dude, I friggen love your signature...

"The United States Marine Corps: The Insurgent Detergent(TM)!"

Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:02:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/9/2006 3:04:17 PM EDT by macro]

Originally Posted By JB_Metal:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I value my ass more than to put that filth near it.



+1


IBTL



Talk about resurrecting a thread from the dead!!!
You just happen to be browsing page 90 or something?
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:03:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By netwt12:

Originally Posted By TexasEd:
They tried to market some toilet paper with the state of Texas on it one time but it was a huge flop.

Wouldn't take shit off of nobody



much like the Chuck Norris brand TP



I thought it was the John Wayne brand.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:08:09 PM EDT
ibtl
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:11:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:18:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
Pedro Wave DOES NOT offer you his protection.




You did last time and he got raped anyway. You make for a shitty Godfather.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:22:02 PM EDT
Too Funny


Originally Posted By bulldog1967:

Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:25:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
Pedro Wave DOES NOT offer you his protection.


And he didn't even save you thousands of $$$ on your insurance, either.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:32:44 PM EDT

Too Funny!!!!!.....No Really, Too Funny. IBTL..... Listening here, for the sound of bees weilding a hammer. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, WHAM!
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:17:10 PM EDT
Be sure to use your left hand.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:18:26 PM EDT
IBTL!
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:21:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/9/2006 7:21:44 PM EDT by mytwocents]
delete pls
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:21:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/9/2006 7:24:22 PM EDT by Magurgle]

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
uh... what law exactly are they saying he broke? Europeans scare the shit outta me.



The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.


from here:
www.theconservativevoice.com/articles/article.html?id=12568
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:27:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
I value my ass more than to put that filth near it.



LOL!
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:46:33 PM EDT
Those guys don't use toilet paper, they use their left hand.
They eat and shake hands with their right hand.
That is part of the reason hacking off a hand for stealing is so bad.
They would have to eat and wipe with the same hand.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:47:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:
Those guys don't use toilet paper, they use their left hand.
They eat and shake hands with their right hand.
That is part of the reason hacking off a hand for stealing is so bad.
They would have to eat and wipe with the same hand.



I never even thought of that... wow...
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:55:11 PM EDT
I've always called toilet paper the "Sacred Scroll."
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 8:01:21 PM EDT
Pics you'd love to see:

An aisle full of this TP at your local grocer's with a large sign in front: "30% SOFTER THAN THE REAL KORAN".

Koran TP in the Laxatives aisle , right between the Metamucil and the Ex-Lax.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 8:13:28 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 4/9/2006 8:13:43 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
conduct code violation
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