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Posted: 2/19/2006 6:19:26 PM EDT
6 damn lousy numbers.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:21:53 PM EDT
If I would have played, I would have picked those numbers. Honest! can I get a consolation prize?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:27:13 PM EDT
Some guy in Nebraska won..some guy named Buffett...Warren Buffett
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:01:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 7:01:36 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
HOMER: Look what I bought! Lottery tickets!
LISA: Dad, you know the odds of winning are 70,000,000 to 1, right?
HOMER: Correction: 70,000,000 to 100! With this many tickets I can't lose!
TV ANNOUNCER: The first number is . . . 17.
HOMER: D'OH! *begins ripping up tickets*
MARGE: Wait Homer, you can still win money if you get six out of seven numbers.
HOMER: Oh.
TV ANNOUNCER: The second number is . . . 6.
HOMER: D'OH!!! *continues ripping up tickets*
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:16:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
HOMER: Look what I bought! Lottery tickets!
LISA: Dad, you know the odds of winning are 70,000,000 to 1, right?
HOMER: Correction: 70,000,000 to 100! With this many tickets I can't lose!
TV ANNOUNCER: The first number is . . . 17.
HOMER: D'OH! *begins ripping up tickets*
MARGE: Wait Homer, you can still win money if you get six out of seven numbers.
HOMER: Oh.
TV ANNOUNCER: The second number is . . . 6.
HOMER: D'OH!!! *continues ripping up tickets*


Yeah, just because I almost failed calculus the first time around doesn't mean I don't understand how shitty Lotto odds are (I took statistics for that one! ).
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 12:06:29 AM EDT
Winning ticket was sold a hour after I filled up my truck at that exact station. I bought $10 dollars worth of tickets there, so imagine my surpise when I see that gas station on the news and hear people explain how the ticket for the largest jackpot in US history was sold there. I got one number, though......
Guess its back to the grind stone.....errr, I mean retirement.
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