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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:45:11 PM EDT
and you have everything you need. A hot 22 year old babe, plenty of food resources and a huge stash of booze, a few firearms and plenty of ammo, a cool hut, a fresh water spring that comes out of the ground (hey, it's a fantasy), and nobody knows where you are. Then, two guys come ashore in a raft and they haven't seen land in two weeks.

What are you gonna do?

Poll coming
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:46:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:47:54 PM EDT
thats my 22yr old hottie..and this is my island......
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:48:42 PM EDT
Off them to ensure that i can continue life in paradise. Hopefully by the time that 22 year old is 38 years old, another raft will come along with a new 22 year old chick on it.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:49:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 2:49:51 PM EDT by MonkTx]


What 2 guys, I didn't see 2 guys....
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:49:19 PM EDT
Defend my home if necessary. Give them supplies and send them on their way, if at all possible.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:52:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 2:53:27 PM EDT by gunchyck]
I'm a chick, so my answer may have been a leeeetle bit biased.

C'mon in, boys.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:55:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 2:56:07 PM EDT by Ajax72]

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
I'm a chick, so my answer may have been a leeeetle bit biased.

C'mon in, boys.




Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:55:50 PM EDT
Smoke those fuckers without a second thought. Then take the raft and any other cool stuff they might have.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:56:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:57:20 PM EDT
Sorry, I have no use for the chick
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:58:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:58:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
obviously shoot the 2 guys in the raft for tresspassing

+1

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:59:04 PM EDT
The last 3 poll results are even at 1 each, yet the bar graph is off.

Danny
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:00:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Enjoy the gang bang you've always fantasized about.


3 guys and one chick does not fall into that category...


I gotta agree with the Penguin on this one.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:01:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:07:26 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Send them to the other side of the island. According to the survival documentary, Gilligan's Island, there is a lot of quicksand there.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:01:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:02:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Enjoy the gang bang you've always fantasized about.


3 guys and one chick does not fall into that category...


I gotta agree with the Penguin on this one.



-2... trespassers
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:03:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
I'm a chick, so my answer may have been a leeeetle bit biased.

C'mon in, boys.



Huh uh huh huh uh I'm gonna get laid...

cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/butthead.gif



as long as there is enough alcohol, he could start looking real good.... it's an island
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:03:47 PM EDT
Give them some food and all the water they can carry .
Then wish them luck on their journey
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:06:07 PM EDT
sucks to be them!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:09:57 PM EDT
Fishfood.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:13:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:13:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
No option to kill the girl and still have an orgy?

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:14:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chrome1:
Give them some food and all the water they can carry .
Then wish them luck on their journey



+1
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:14:44 PM EDT
I'd have no problem inviting the two new guys to stay on the Island.

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[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:19:01 PM EDT by Wolfpack]
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:25:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:26:40 PM EDT by st0newall]
against killing.. do one of several things. tie them up in their sleep. then gouge out their eyes of if your feeling lucky, just cut their achilles tendons..

later if you run outa protein you have some 'live' provisions as it were. and if you saw 'rome' on hbo, you could also make a raft outa them later too like pullo and veranus...
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:29:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I'd have no problem inviting the two new guys to stay on the Island.




Well we know who the other person was that voted the gangbang option.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:29:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:32:05 PM EDT by Searcherfortruth]
Who needs compatition in a perfect setting. Now if the raft had to more good looking women, well I might shoot them too!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:36:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By st0newall:
against killing.. do one of several things. tie them up in their sleep. then gouge out their eyes of if your feeling lucky, just cut their achilles tendons..

later if you run outa protein you have some 'live' provisions as it were. and if you saw 'rome' on hbo, you could also make a raft outa them later too like pullo and veranus...



Sombody should call the police on you now. Glad your "aganist killing".



+1.


Hey Stonewall any chance the guy putting the lotion in the basket is going to ever be freed from that pit in your back yard?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:36:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:42:54 PM EDT by 4xys2xxs]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
I'd have no problem inviting the two new guys to stay on the Island.




Well we know who the other person was that voted the gangbang option.




HEY!!!


I didn't even VOTE!!

More guys to do the chores, is a good thing.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:59:00 PM EDT
Hold gun in hand and tell them to find their own damn Island.

Gay Island, that way-------------------------->

GM
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:02:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 4:04:20 PM EDT by TRW]
The only way they get on the island is if they are gay or if they castrate themselves before leaving the raft.

If they are Squatdog and Clean-Cut they don't get a choice. They get shot!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:04:54 PM EDT
LOL.
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:08:44 PM EDT
Those two guys clearly meant to do us harm.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:31:49 PM EDT


When I say keep off, I frigging mean KEEP OFF!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:47:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By TRW:
The only way they get on the island is if they are gay....



You may want to rethink that....



They have to prove they are gay to get off the raft too.

After all who would decorate the island and cook for us?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:51:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:53:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By TRW:
The only way they get on the island is if they are gay....



You may want to rethink that....



holy shit! Too frickin funny!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:56:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By TRW:

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By TRW:
The only way they get on the island is if they are gay....



You may want to rethink that....



They have to prove they are gay to get off the raft too.

After all who would decorate the island and cook for us?



...and gangrape you in your sleep? It's 2 on 1......that was my point.



I notice you thought about that much more than he did. Brokeback Beach?
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[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 5:22:32 PM EDT by VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS]
The 2 gentlemen are fed and watered. Then, at gunpoint, they are forced into a hand-to-hand death match. The winner becomes our slave, the loser is butchered, cured and smoked for consumption at a later time. (I don't want to be hauling shit around all the time, and smoked meats are yummy!)
My girl and I live happily ever after..

The End.

--VT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:17:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS:
The 2 gentlemen are fed and watered. Then, at gunpoint, they are forced into a hand-to-hand death match. The winner becomes our slave, the loser is butchered, cured and smoked for consumption at a later time. (I don't want to be hauling shit around all the time, and smoked meats are yummy!)
My girl and I live happily ever after..

The End.

--VT



Then your girl sees you as psychotic who might smoke her at any minute, plays hero and "frees" your slave. They run away to the other side of the island and he shows her his... appreciation.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:29:35 PM EDT
After thier castration they are free to make theirselves at home.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:50:44 PM EDT
Well I dont know about you guys. If this is my fantasy.......I have a hotty and 3 bi-sexual chicks come on a mega yacht full of alchohol and guns/ammo and a humidor full of cuban cigars. Then we take over the world because I am a jedi knight(I just watched a star wars movie by the way). The end
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 5:14:12 AM EDT
Somehow I just can't stop thinking about Gilligan's Island. Seems to me the Howell's would have been offed right away (after they sign a deed listing me as the heir to their estate). Then Gilligan (he'd fuck up a wet dream). I would have left the Professor cause he can fix shit. And I think he was gay and I would have Mary Ann and Ginger all to myself.
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