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Posted: 2/19/2006 2:45:11 PM EDT
and you have everything you need. A hot 22 year old babe, plenty of food resources and a huge stash of booze, a few firearms and plenty of ammo, a cool hut, a fresh water spring that comes out of the ground (hey, it's a fantasy), and nobody knows where you are. Then, two guys come ashore in a raft and they haven't seen land in two weeks.
What are you gonna do? Poll coming |
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Do your food resources include meat? If not, they make a good change of menu items.
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Off them to ensure that i can continue life in paradise. Hopefully by the time that 22 year old is 38 years old, another raft will come along with a new 22 year old chick on it.
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Defend my home if necessary. Give them supplies and send them on their way, if at all possible.
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I'm a chick, so my answer may have been a leeeetle bit biased.
C'mon in, boys. |
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Smoke those fuckers without a second thought. Then take the raft and any other cool stuff they might have.
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I'm gonna agree.... |
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3 guys and one chick does not fall into that category... |
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The last 3 poll results are even at 1 each, yet the bar graph is off.
Danny |
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I gotta agree with the Penguin on this one. |
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Send them to the other side of the island. According to the survival documentary, Gilligan's Island, there is a lot of quicksand there.
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Shoot, use the bodies for bait, and eat well with your new GF.
CJ |
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-2... trespassers |
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as long as there is enough alcohol, he could start looking real good.... it's an island |
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Give them some food and all the water they can carry .
Then wish them luck on their journey |
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+1 |
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I'd have no problem inviting the two new guys to stay on the Island.
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Tap tap I'm in. |
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against killing.. do one of several things. tie them up in their sleep. then gouge out their eyes of if your feeling lucky, just cut their achilles tendons..
later if you run outa protein you have some 'live' provisions as it were. and if you saw 'rome' on hbo, you could also make a raft outa them later too like pullo and veranus... |
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Sombody should call the police on you now. Glad your "aganist killing". |
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Well we know who the other person was that voted the gangbang option. |
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Who needs compatition in a perfect setting. Now if the raft had to more good looking women, well I might shoot them too!
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+1. Hey Stonewall any chance the guy putting the lotion in the basket is going to ever be freed from that pit in your back yard? |
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HEY!!! I didn't even VOTE!! More guys to do the chores, is a good thing. |
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Hold gun in hand and tell them to find their own damn Island.
Gay Island, that way--------------------------> GM |
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The only way they get on the island is if they are gay or if they castrate themselves before leaving the raft.
If they are Squatdog and Clean-Cut they don't get a choice. They get shot! |
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You may want to rethink that.... |
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They have to prove they are gay to get off the raft too. After all who would decorate the island and cook for us? |
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...and gangrape you in your sleep? It's 2 on 1......that was my point. |
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holy shit! Too frickin funny! |
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I notice you thought about that much more than he did. Brokeback Beach? |
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Your fuckin A right I thought of it....when it is happening it is too late...think ahead and you will avoid "problems" in the future. |
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The 2 gentlemen are fed and watered. Then, at gunpoint, they are forced into a hand-to-hand death match. The winner becomes our slave, the loser is butchered, cured and smoked for consumption at a later time. (I don't want to be hauling shit around all the time, and smoked meats are yummy!)
My girl and I live happily ever after.. The End. --VT |
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Then your girl sees you as psychotic who might smoke her at any minute, plays hero and "frees" your slave. They run away to the other side of the island and he shows her his... appreciation. |
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After thier castration they are free to make theirselves at home.
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Well I dont know about you guys. If this is my fantasy.......I have a hotty and 3 bi-sexual chicks come on a mega yacht full of alchohol and guns/ammo and a humidor full of cuban cigars. Then we take over the world because I am a jedi knight(I just watched a star wars movie by the way). The end
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