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Posted: 2/19/2006 1:35:16 PM EDT
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9924691/


Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with” him days after Rice described Venezuela as a menace to regional democracy in the midst of tense diplomatic relations between the two countries.

“Don’t mess with me Condoleezza. Don’t mess with me, girl,” Chavez said during his weekly Sunday broadcast, sarcastically offering her a kiss and jokingly referring to her as “Condolence.”

The warning comes days after Rice described Venezuela as one of the “biggest problems” for the Western Hemisphere and promised to develop regional alliances as part of an “inoculation” strategy to expose what the State Department calls anti-democratic behavior in Venezuela.



Chavez has repeatedly accused Washington of trying to topple him, and says the United States will attempt to sow chaos this year as he launches a re-election bid.

Diplomatic relations between the United States and Venezuela, the world’s No. 5 oil exporter, have been strained since Chavez accused the United States of plotting a coup d’etat that briefly ousted him in 2002.

Chavez, a former soldier turned populist leader, has promised to create socialist revolution in Venezuela and promote regional integration in Latin America to roll back U.S.-supported economic reforms.

The State Department says Chavez is using the nation’s bountiful oil wealth to meddle in the affairs of neighboring countries, and has slammed him for boosting ties to U.S. foes like Cuba and Iran.

Tensions between Washington and Caracas increased in February after Chavez expelled a U.S. naval attache for alleged espionage. The State Department responded by expelling a top Venezuelan diplomat.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:37:02 PM EDT
This man must be taken out.

Now.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:41:47 PM EDT
God just when Castro's about to die and the USSR is gone, another asshole who emulates him appears, funded by oil.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:42:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
This man must be taken out.

Now.



Maybe we ought to get Condi a lapel mike...If he mouths off to her in person she says a few words into it and its "Vaya Con Dios sucker!"
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:47:32 PM EDT
I personally think that Condi could kick his ass in a fight.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:51:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Maybe we ought to get Condi a lapel mike...If he mouths off to her in person she says a few words into it and its "Vaya Con Dios sucker!"




Nah. What we need to do is borrow a page from the Mossad, load up his cell phone with C4, and then have her call him.

"Hello. Mr. Chavez?"

"Si."

"This is Condi!"

"What do you want, you puta negra?"

"Just wanted to say hi, and send you a message."

"What's that, maldita?"

"You listening?"

"Si."

<Condi presses the POUND key...>

BOOOOOMMM!!!!

Condi: "Can you hear me now, maricon?"

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:53:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Maybe we ought to get Condi a lapel mike...If he mouths off to her in person she says a few words into it and its "Vaya Con Dios sucker!"




Nah. What we need to do is borrow a page from the Mossad, load up his cell phone with C4, and then have her call him.

"Hello. Mr. Chavez?"

"Si."

"This is Condi!"

"What do you want, you puta negra?"

"Just wanted to say hi, and send you a message."

"What's that, maldita?"

"You listening?"

"Si."

<Condi presses the POUND key...>

BOOOOOMMM!!!!

Condi: "Can you hear me now, maricon?"





Hahahaa

I like it!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:54:01 PM EDT
Chavez must be getting political advise from the people at CNN
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:58:14 PM EDT
Wouldn't he shit his pants if she was elected the next President!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 1:58:36 PM EDT
Oh no! He didn't!

G
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:03:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Maybe we ought to get Condi a lapel mike...If he mouths off to her in person she says a few words into it and its "Vaya Con Dios sucker!"




Nah. What we need to do is borrow a page from the Mossad, load up his cell phone with C4, and then have her call him.

"Hello. Mr. Chavez?"

"Si."

"This is Condi!"

"What do you want, you puta negra?"

"Just wanted to say hi, and send you a message."

"What's that, maldita?"

"You listening?"

"Si."

<Condi presses the POUND key...>

BOOOOOMMM!!!!

Condi: "Can you hear me now, maricon?"




Nice....surgical...and Condi wouldn't get any shit on her
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:07:45 PM EDT
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with”


Got to say he is right, none of our concern.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:09:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By buzgun:
Chavez must be getting political advise from the people at CNN



I know you meant that as a joke, but he probably IS getting his intel thru CNN. You'd be amazed how different we look thru the US media when you are overseas.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:11:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with”


Got to say he is right, none of our concern.


You must not be paying attention to what is going on down there.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:15:39 PM EDT
Typical South American macho BS.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:19:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 2:20:10 PM EDT by PBIR]
Pat Robertson tried to tell you suckers last year but everyone tried to play it off.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:24:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johninaustin:

Originally Posted By buzgun:
Chavez must be getting political advise from the people at CNN



I know you meant that as a joke, but he probably IS getting his intel thru CNN. You'd be amazed how different we look thru the US media when you are overseas.



IT was sorta -a-half joke, maybe im wearing a tinfoil hat , but after watching CNN for awhile - PETER ARNETT , CHRISTY AN'AMENPOUR ect. ect. - the only way these dictators could stand having POS like that around - is if they were somehow "helping" them - political advise , what language to use to have the right effect on U.S. "consumers of news media" --it is obvious to me that that network would not mind having a guy like Chavez for prez. here !
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 2:25:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with”


Got to say he is right, none of our concern.


You must not be paying attention to what is going on down there.



"slaughter
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Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:17:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 3:25:30 PM EDT by Aimless]
Rice could kick that ****'s butt with one hand tied behind her back.


Please do not use that word here again, thanks-Aimless
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:21:31 PM EDT
And now,

IBTL
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:24:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:25:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with”


Got to say he is right, none of our concern.



Not just wrong, but idiotically wrong. This tinpot dictator controls a substantial percentage of the world's oil supply.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:25:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:
Pat Robertson tried to tell you suckers last year but everyone tried to play it off.




I agreed with Robertson from the get-go.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:28:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RikWriter:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
Pat Robertson tried to tell you suckers last year but everyone tried to play it off.




I agreed with Robertson from the get-go.



+1.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:32:46 PM EDT

Not just wrong, but idiotically wrong. This tinpot dictator controls a substantial percentage of the world's oil supply.

-Wasn't this guy elected? That hardly seems a description of a dictator.

Does "democracy" count if a foreign country elects someone that the current US executive branch doesn't like?
~
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:39:08 PM EDT
Bullet in his brain pan, SQUISH!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:39:44 PM EDT
He is an asshat but all I think he is doing is creating circumstances where he can stay in power.

Either by creating animosity between the US and thus stirring Venezualan nationalism amongst the citizens or by using the US "threat" to perform a coup if it looks like he will lose the election.

The mouse that roared.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:40:02 PM EDT
Hugo Chavez is just an arrogant A-Hole! He was elected and if that is how they feel then screw them. He underestimates Dr. Condoleezza Rice and the U.S.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:40:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Floppy_833:

Not just wrong, but idiotically wrong. This tinpot dictator controls a substantial percentage of the world's oil supply.

-Wasn't this guy elected? That hardly seems a description of a dictator.

Does "democracy" count if a foreign country elects someone that the current US executive branch doesn't like?
~



Except for the fact that he was elected due to massive voter fraud.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:43:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2IDdoc:
I personally think that Condi could kick his ass in a fight.



I put my $$$ on Condi....
Chavez Please...
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 3:59:12 PM EDT
Wasn't Hiltler elected? I hate to bring that name into any sane conversation, but in this case, it is relevant. Hell, Saddam was elected with 100% of the votes.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:07:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Except for the fact that he was elected due to massive voter fraud.



[DU]...Diebold...[/DU]

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 4:19:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Except for the fact that he was elected due to massive voter fraud.



[DU]...Diebold...[/DU]




The fraud in Venezuela makes the fraud the DU nuts BELIEVE happened in the US look like a Girl Scout cookie sale.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:28:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 8:54:14 PM EDT by 71-Hour_Achmed]

Originally Posted By chainshaw:
Wasn't Hiltler elected? I hate to bring that name into any sane conversation, but in this case, it is relevant. Hell, Saddam was elected with 100% of the votes.


Sigh. We just went through this in another thread.

Hitler was APPOINTED to office. He was never elected. The officials who appointed him had various reasons ranging from gaining his support (so they thought) to pissing off political enemies. Once in office, he faked the Reichstag Fire so that he could use the excuse of hunting down Germany's enemies to take total control.

Not particularly dissimilar from Chavez, who has been systematically destroying the Venezuelan economy, claiming that the U.S. is a threat in order to clamp down on civil liberties, using his private army to shoot opposition figures, and who initially seized power in a coup before being "reelected" through massive vote fraud.

ETA: "Hugo Chavez's thugs celebrate their 'victory' by shooting my mother", by Thor L. Halvorssen in the Wall Street Journal

Thursday, August 19, 2004 12:01 a.m. EDT

CARACAS, Venezuela -- On Monday afternoon, dozens of people assembled in the Altamira Plaza, a public square in a residential neighborhood here that has come to symbolize nonviolent dissent in Venezuela. The crowd was there to question the accuracy of the results that announced a triumph for President Hugo Chávez in Sunday's recall referendum.

Within one hour of the gathering, just over 100 of Lt. Col. Chávez's supporters, many of them brandishing his trademark army parachutist beret, began moving down the main avenue towards the crowd in the square. Encouraged by their leader's victory, this bully-boy group had been marching through opposition neighborhoods all day. They were led by men on motorcycles with two-way radios. From afar they began to taunt the crowd in the square, chanting, "We own this country now," and ordering the people in the opposition crowd to return to their homes. All of this was transmitted live by the local news station. The Chávez group threw bottles and rocks at the crowd. Moments later a young woman in the square screamed for the crowd to get down as three of the men with walkie-talkies, wearing red T-shirts with the insignia of the government-funded "Bolivarian Circle," revealed their firearms. They began shooting indiscriminately into the multitude.

A 61-year-old grandmother was shot in the back as she ran for cover. The bullet ripped through her aorta, kidney and stomach. She later bled to death in the emergency room. An opposition congressman was shot in the shoulder and remains in critical care. Eight others suffered severe gunshot wounds. Hilda Mendoza Denham, a British subject visiting Caracas for her mother's 80th birthday, was shot at close range with hollow-point bullets from a high-caliber pistol. She now lies sedated in a hospital bed after a long and complicated operation. She is my mother.

I spoke with her minutes before the doctors cut open her wounds. She looked at me, frightened and traumatized, and sobbed: "I was sure they were going to kill me, they just kept shooting at me."

In a jarringly similar attack that took place three years ago, the killers were caught on tape and identified as government officials and employees. They were briefly detained--only to be released and later praised by Col. Chávez in his weekly radio show. Their identities are no secret and they walk the streets as free men, despite having shot unarmed civilian demonstrators in cold blood.


I was not in the square on Monday. I was preparing a complaint for the National Electoral Council regarding the fact that I had been mysteriously erased from the voter rolls and was prevented from casting a vote on Sunday. In indescribable agony I watched the television as my mother and my elderly grandparents--who were both trampled and bruised in the panic--became casualties in Venezuela's ongoing political crisis.


More at the link.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:39:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 8:40:17 PM EDT by Lon_Moer]
Chavez is South America's Mugabe, a turd world dictator running his country into the ground and blaming America for it. Let him rant and get his country and its oil embargo'd and we can all watch his economy drop.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:46:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Maybe we ought to get Condi a lapel mike...If he mouths off to her in person she says a few words into it and its "Vaya Con Dios sucker!"




Nah. What we need to do is borrow a page from the Mossad, load up his cell phone with C4, and then have her call him.

"Hello. Mr. Chavez?"

"Si."

"This is Condi!"

"What do you want, you puta negra?"

"Just wanted to say hi, and send you a message."

"What's that, maldita?"

"You listening?"

"Si."

<Condi presses the POUND key...>

BOOOOOMMM!!!!

Condi: "Can you hear me now, maricon?"




Nice....surgical...and Condi wouldn't get any shit on her



Haha, those spanish classes made this post even better.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:51:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By slaughter:
Updated: 3:43 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2006
CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Sunday warned Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not to “mess with”


Got to say he is right, none of our concern.





Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:51:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 8:55:45 PM EDT by unkempt1]

Originally Posted By Floppy_833:

Not just wrong, but idiotically wrong. This tinpot dictator controls a substantial percentage of the world's oil supply.

-Wasn't this guy elected? That hardly seems a description of a dictator.

Does "democracy" count if a foreign country elects someone that the current US executive branch doesn't like?
~



+1

Sounds like there will be another Democratic vote pretty soon too. voter fraud, or votes for someone we dislike? YMMV
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 9:21:11 AM EDT
I guess dumbshit has never heard of Salvador Allende. Kiss your ass goodbye.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 9:40:42 AM EDT
Honestly I think the worst thing we can do to Chavez is just ignore his existence. He's getting his political clout with his anti-American bullshit and any negative response we give him just gives him fuel for his fires. Ignore the bastard, pretend he's so insignificant that he's not worth the air it takes to respond to him, and he'll be removed by his own people.

And if not, then quietly have him elminated and get the blame put on drug smugglers or the Mexican military. Wait, those are basically the same thing, aren't they?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 9:46:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 9:48:13 AM EDT by twonami]
black chicks are mean in cat fights.
The stupid latin machismo is also showing, what a horses ass
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 9:50:27 AM EDT
Condi....she sure makes things hard....
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 11:28:28 AM EDT
There's a lot of posturing in Latin culture; I would discount anything Chavez says by at least 33%.
....
That said, even if he does turn out to be evil, let him rip down his own country for a while, see if the locals can't take care of the problem on their own. The oil isn't going anywhere fast and the last thing the US needs right now is another theatre where we get to play the unwanted interlopers.
~
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 12:50:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
Condi....she sure makes things hard....



Yeah, she's pretty hot.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 1:01:04 PM EDT
What a thug.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 1:10:05 PM EDT
Venezuela is the warm up to Iran,Iran is the warmup to China. Hopefully we will be around after that one. The world isnt looking too good lately.
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