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Posted: 2/17/2006 5:39:15 PM EDT
He came in to the ER with a testicle hanging out of his sack and some trauma to his genitals.
He said "I tried to put my penis in a rotweiller's mouth".
Straight out, no lies.No joke, I'm serious.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:39:40 PM EDT
holy
fucking
hell
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:43:22 PM EDT
what the hell is it with some people and animals? i just don't get it. serves him right for trying to get freaky with the pooch!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:44:51 PM EDT
And I paid a urologist $2500 do do the same thing
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:45:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:46:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO:
He came in to the ER with a testicle hanging out of his sack and some trauma to his genitals.
He said "I tried to put my penis in a rotweiller's mouth".
Straight out, no lies.No joke, I'm serious.




...and you live six miles from that God-warrior nutcase?

Dude, you need to move, NOW.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:46:31 PM EDT
Guess we found out he was not "Alfa" enough to hump her into submission. Glad She was not gonna take it..
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:46:47 PM EDT
Maybe he spread some peanut-butter down there, and let the dog go to work on it.....but the dog got a little too enthusiastic.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:47:18 PM EDT
How drunk would you need to be for that to be a good idea?
I still won't feed our dog "snausages"...Don't want him getting a Pavlovian reaction and an urge for a midnight snack while I'm sleeping...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:55:01 PM EDT
They local department had a child molester that tried to punch out a very mean K-9 a few years back. He was in boxers and trying to flee. This was a large GS (schultzland) grabbed him by the crouch, ate the left one. I got assigned to "look" for it the dog smiled and burped.
Asshat was later covicted of 27 counts of ChMo.
There is justice sometimes
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:07:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
They local department had a child molester that tried to punch out a very mean K-9 a few years back. He was in boxers and trying to flee. This was a large GS (schultzland) grabbed him by the crouch, ate the left one. I got assigned to "look" for it the dog smiled and burped.
Asshat was later covicted of 27 counts of ChMo.
There is justice sometimes



I love a story with a happy ending!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:10:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:12:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Maybe he spread some peanut-butter down there, and let the dog go to work on it.....but the dog got a little too enthusiastic.



and just how the hell would a Glock basher like yourself know something like this?

Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:12:46 PM EDT
Dumb ass!!! You are not supposed to do that with a rottie. Everyone knows that Huskies are where it's at.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:14:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:15:09 PM EDT
It's gotta be true, or else he wasted post 1911 on THAT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:15:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Dumb ass!!! You are not supposed to do that with a rottie. Everyone knows that Huskies are where it's at.



+1?

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:24:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO:
He came in to the ER with a testicle hanging out of his sack and some trauma to his genitals.
He said "I tried to put my penis in a rotweiller's mouth".
Straight out, no lies.No joke, I'm serious.



Hopefully, they gave him an on the spot vasectomy...
Guy should lose his right to reproduce...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:39:09 PM EDT
Guy to his buddies: "Man am i drunk, I'm gonna show off by shoving my genitals in my dogs mouth!"

Dog: "Cool a Snausage!"..."Chomp"!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:09:56 PM EDT
Damn Rottweilers! Ban 'em for the.... er... the..... ummmmm.............. oh boy....


-K
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:16:44 PM EDT
A beagle wouldn't have done that.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:18:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:21:03 PM EDT

I still won't feed our dog "snausages"...Don't want him getting a Pavlovian reaction and an urge for a midnight snack while I'm sleeping


yeah, I have the same worry. Except with me I won't feed him foot long hotdogs...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:24:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 7:25:16 PM EDT by rainman]
Too bad you couldn't euthanize that idiot.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:27:09 PM EDT
somewhere a sheep is crying...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:30:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:33:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
Maybe he spread some peanut-butter down there, and let the dog go to work on it.....but the dog got a little too enthusiastic.



Ha! Peanut Butter Panic! All dogs get it!


Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:44:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:53:05 PM EDT
Nice post 1911.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:53:42 PM EDT
THIS WHOLE THREAD!!

Link Posted: 2/18/2006 1:45:11 AM EDT
I would think that one would need an immense amount of confidence in their technique to risk engaging with an animal that can kill you if it's not impressed....
~
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 1:48:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By st0newall:
somewhere a sheep is crying...



Link Posted: 2/18/2006 1:53:15 AM EDT
[chihuahua] "Yo quiero Taco Bell. [/chihuahua]
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 2:34:43 AM EDT
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

I believe you, but DAYUM! Some people are so screwed in the head there ain't no fixin em. Did he say why this moment of sheer brilliance presented itself?

Er, never mind... I don't even want to know.

The best stories come from cops and emergency room employees. There are a lot of freaks out there.
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 2:41:47 AM EDT
I like black labs myself.WTF does this guy see in a Rott?
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 2:48:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 7:09:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LordShogun:
And I paid a urologist $2500 do do the same thing





You paid a urologist $2,500 to stick your penis in a Rottweiler's mouth??

Link Posted: 2/18/2006 7:14:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By LordShogun:
And I paid a urologist $2500 do do the same thing





You paid a urologist $2,500 to stick your penis in a Rottweiler's mouth??







You owe me a keyboard, you bastard!

I've got milk and Cheerios coming out my nose!
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 7:17:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 7:22:07 AM EDT
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