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Posted: 2/17/2006 10:33:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 10:41:45 AM EDT by captainpooby]
I park my car way out in the lot away from the idiots and the bluehairs. When I get out I see a guy putting flyers on windshields so I walk and check one out, it's for ciggarettes at Murphy's, wherever that is. I dont want one so I walk up to the guy, point at my car and say "Don't put one on my car OK, I dont wan't one."
He says "No problem, I only have three left." My car is a ways away.

So cool, I go into WalMart and buy a bunch of made in China stuff and head back to my car. Smartass has walked way over to my car and put a flyer on it. I put my Chinese goods in my car, grab the flyer and head back in. I figure WalMart will be pissed the someone is soliciting on their property.

Not so, they blew me off. It turns out Murphy's is the WalMart gas station out front. Now I'm pissed but I have some free time on my hands. I need something to occupy me and I could use a little excersise so I gather up all the flyers off all the cars I can find.

I go back to my car and drive over to Murphys with all the flyers. I need gas but I'm not going for gas, no way I'm buying from them. I park and walk up to the window and toss the flyers throught the slot and they go all over the place and said "These are yours, I figured you might be wanting them back."

I got in my car and left and went to the Sunoco and put $40 worth of gas in my tank.


Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:34:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:23 AM EDT
well done
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:27 AM EDT
I love George Bush.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:31 AM EDT
nice! I would have done the same thing if I told the guy not to put one on my car.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:37:13 AM EDT
Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:37:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I love George Bush.



What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:38:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.




Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:40:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:41:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I love George Bush.



What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?



Not much, I just never would have even been there if I hadnt had time off. The airport is closed till 4:15 today.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:43:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By napalm:
Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.







I still grin when i think about that............good job!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:43:33 AM EDT
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:47:14 AM EDT
Nice work! I gotta remember this!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:52:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravitas1:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.



Let's see, poo paper, Gatorade and insect paper. Nope, nothing made in China! Got you upset though!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:53:32 AM EDT
Did you see any hotties during your mission?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:54:20 AM EDT
Damn I wish I could have seen that! Good job.


Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:55:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gravitas1:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.




Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:58:17 AM EDT
I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:59:24 AM EDT
somebody should cut the top on your jeep!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:59:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 11:00:31 AM EDT by Currahee]

Originally Posted By Gravitas1:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.



Dude you need to read label, stuff in WalMart is made in China in the same proportion as in any other American retailer. If you want to make a statement about this read the labels and shop accordingly.

As to the story in this thread....


ROFLMAO I would have paid to see that.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:02:50 AM EDT
Did the guy at the door ask to see your receipt?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:06:18 AM EDT
Excellent story. No reaction at all from the gas station attendant?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:15:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ORinTX:
Excellent story. No reaction at all from the gas station attendant?



I didnt hang around. He was three times my size and I was armed so I was in no way looking for a confrontation but I was pretty steamed at this point.

Besides, it was one of those kiosk type stations with a speaker and a cash slot. He might not even have heard what I said for all I know.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:34:52 AM EDT
Maybe it wasn't the same guy. Maybe he finished his last three, and some other employee had gone out for the next windshield littering shift...
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:45:10 AM EDT
Nice work !

Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:52:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BoreSighted:
Maybe it wasn't the same guy. Maybe he finished his last three, and some other employee had gone out for the next windshield littering shift...




Doesnt matter. I hate that shit anyway no matter who did it. It felt good to get back some.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 11:59:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!



Careful! they will get you for Biolgical warfare terrorism!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Apexmtn:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!



Careful! they will get you for Biolgical warfare terrorism!



Is there DNA in poop?
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:07:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:12:16 PM EDT
Nice work Pooby!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:14:54 PM EDT
Nice Move- hey, 24.99 for Marlboros is not bad, 30.00 here on the reservation!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:21:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 12:23:05 PM EDT by CasualObserver]
Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:22:27 PM EDT

FYI -- WalMart does not own the MURPHY gas station . Obviously there is a business arrangement
of some type . Your beef isn't with WalMart , it's with MURPHY OIL CORP.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:28:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I love George Bush.



What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?




It's all his fault!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:38:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 12:39:38 PM EDT by Furner]
$8.82 for smokes???????????????????????????????????????­??
nuff said

nm derrr, i see its for a 3-pack. in that case, sign me up!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 12:51:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CasualObserver:
Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.




That is what I was thinking. Hot, Hot, Hot!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:13:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 5:14:10 PM EDT by captainpooby]

Originally Posted By One_Slayer:

Originally Posted By CasualObserver:
Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.




That is what I was thinking. Hot, Hot, Hot!!!!!!



She's my buddy from Canada.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:01:20 PM EDT
Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:07:53 PM EDT
Bravo sir
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:23:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/17/2006 6:24:21 PM EDT by BigBang]

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30






From the corvette forum: You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I think it was a lame move on your part and just another black eye to all Corvette owners. You're making the porcupine joke a reality.

Gun owners are not the only group worried about our image
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:37:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigBang:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30






From the corvette forum: You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I think it was a lame move on your part and just another black eye to all Corvette owners. You're making the porcupine joke a reality.

Gun owners are not the only group worried about our image



Younwouldnt believe some of those guys. I bought a set of Flowmaster mufflers and they showed up cut in half where the pipes meet the mufflers. I posted negative feedback and half the guys said it was my fault.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:09:21 PM EDT
looka like Murphies has good prices on smokes
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:15:11 PM EDT
way to go
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:16:01 PM EDT
I guess people now need help finding cig's without looking
Link Posted: 2/18/2006 8:35:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2006 7:55:07 PM EDT by Gravitas1]
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