I had some time off today because the President was in Tampa so I went to WalMart. Pic added.

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Posted: 2/17/2006 10:33:38 AM EDT

I park my car way out in the lot away from the idiots and the bluehairs. When I get out I see a guy putting flyers on windshields so I walk and check one out, it's for ciggarettes at Murphy's, wherever that is. I dont want one so I walk up to the guy, point at my car and say "Don't put one on my car OK, I dont wan't one."
He says "No problem, I only have three left." My car is a ways away.

So cool, I go into WalMart and buy a bunch of made in China stuff and head back to my car. Smartass has walked way over to my car and put a flyer on it. I put my Chinese goods in my car, grab the flyer and head back in. I figure WalMart will be pissed the someone is soliciting on their property.

Not so, they blew me off. It turns out Murphy's is the WalMart gas station out front. Now I'm pissed but I have some free time on my hands. I need something to occupy me and I could use a little excersise so I gather up all the flyers off all the cars I can find.

I go back to my car and drive over to Murphys with all the flyers. I need gas but I'm not going for gas, no way I'm buying from them. I park and walk up to the window and toss the flyers throught the slot and they go all over the place and said "These are yours, I figured you might be wanting them back."

I got in my car and left and went to the Sunoco and put $40 worth of gas in my tank.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:34:36 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:23 AM EDT

[#2]

well done

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:27 AM EDT

[#3]

I love George Bush.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:35:31 AM EDT

[#4]

nice! I would have done the same thing if I told the guy not to put one on my car.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:37:13 AM EDT

[#5]

Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:37:44 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I love George Bush.

What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:38:19 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:40:37 AM EDT

[#8]

Nice work.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:41:10 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I love George Bush.

What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?

Not much, I just never would have even been there if I hadnt had time off. The airport is closed till 4:15 today.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:43:07 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
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Too bad he didn't have a Jeep parked in the back.

I still grin when i think about that............good job!

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:43:33 AM EDT

[#11]

Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:47:14 AM EDT

[#12]

Nice work! I gotta remember this!

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:52:03 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.

Let's see, poo paper, Gatorade and insect paper. Nope, nothing made in China! Got you upset though!

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:53:32 AM EDT

[#14]

Did you see any hotties during your mission?

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:54:20 AM EDT

[#15]

Damn I wish I could have seen that! Good job.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:55:48 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:58:17 AM EDT

[#17]

I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:59:24 AM EDT

[#18]

somebody should cut the top on your jeep!

Posted: 2/17/2006 10:59:39 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Well you sure showed them. After giving all that money to wal mart already . . .. you didn't give any MORE money to wal mart's gas station . . . so they only got SOME of your money. You sure showed them. And thanks for supporting China's military build up which will eventually cost many many American lives. You sure showed them.

You wanna show 'em? NEVER shop there.

Dude you need to read label, stuff in WalMart is made in China in the same proportion as in any other American retailer. If you want to make a statement about this read the labels and shop accordingly.

As to the story in this thread....

ROFLMAO I would have paid to see that.

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:02:50 AM EDT

[#20]

Did the guy at the door ask to see your receipt?

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:06:18 AM EDT

[#21]

Excellent story. No reaction at all from the gas station attendant?

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:15:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Excellent story. No reaction at all from the gas station attendant?

I didnt hang around. He was three times my size and I was armed so I was in no way looking for a confrontation but I was pretty steamed at this point.

Besides, it was one of those kiosk type stations with a speaker and a cash slot. He might not even have heard what I said for all I know.

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:34:52 AM EDT

[#23]

Maybe it wasn't the same guy. Maybe he finished his last three, and some other employee had gone out for the next windshield littering shift...

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:45:10 AM EDT

[#24]

Nice work !

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:52:19 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Maybe it wasn't the same guy. Maybe he finished his last three, and some other employee had gone out for the next windshield littering shift...

Doesnt matter. I hate that shit anyway no matter who did it. It felt good to get back some.

Posted: 2/17/2006 11:59:09 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!

Careful! they will get you for Biolgical warfare terrorism!

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:03:35 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I talked with a few people who were getting back in their cars as I did it and told them what I was doing. Everyone of them at least smiled and some laughed, they all were on my side.

If I ever do this again I'm going back into the washroom and wiping my ass with one and stick it in the middle of the stack. Wish I'd thought of that then!

Careful! they will get you for Biolgical warfare terrorism!

Is there DNA in poop?

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:07:18 PM EDT

[#28]

Good job, pooby.

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:12:16 PM EDT

[#29]

Nice work Pooby!

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:14:54 PM EDT

[#30]

Nice Move- hey, 24.99 for Marlboros is not bad, 30.00 here on the reservation!

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:21:48 PM EDT

[#31]

Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:22:27 PM EDT

[#32]

FYI -- WalMart does not own the MURPHY gas station . Obviously there is a business arrangement
of some type . Your beef isn't with WalMart , it's with MURPHY OIL CORP.

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:28:11 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I love George Bush.

What the hell does any of this have to do with George Bush?

It's all his fault!

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:38:23 PM EDT

[#34]

$8.82 for smokes?????????????????????????????????????????
nuff said

nm derrr, i see its for a 3-pack. in that case, sign me up!

Posted: 2/17/2006 12:51:16 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.

That is what I was thinking. Hot, Hot, Hot!!!!!!

Posted: 2/17/2006 5:13:42 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Pooby, you're my new hero.

On a totally unrelated matter, who's that smokin' thang in your avatar, and is she single?

CO

Edit: 'Cause I can't type fer shit.

That is what I was thinking. Hot, Hot, Hot!!!!!!

She's my buddy from Canada.

Posted: 2/17/2006 6:01:20 PM EDT

[#37]

Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30

Posted: 2/17/2006 6:07:53 PM EDT

[#38]

Bravo sir

Posted: 2/17/2006 6:23:37 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30

From the corvette forum: You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I think it was a lame move on your part and just another black eye to all Corvette owners. You're making the porcupine joke a reality.

Gun owners are not the only group worried about our image

Posted: 2/17/2006 6:37:17 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Bwahahahahaha! Check out the idiots on the corvette forum! Evil Twin is a former GM engineer and he doesnt like me!

forums.corvetteforum.com/showthread.php?t=1312204&page=1&pp=30

From the corvette forum: You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I think it was a lame move on your part and just another black eye to all Corvette owners. You're making the porcupine joke a reality.

Gun owners are not the only group worried about our image

Younwouldnt believe some of those guys. I bought a set of Flowmaster mufflers and they showed up cut in half where the pipes meet the mufflers. I posted negative feedback and half the guys said it was my fault.