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Posted: 2/16/2006 6:37:14 PM EDT
We are doing special occasion speeches in my public speaking class. One category we could choose was a euology, so I figured a euology of Chuck Norris would be a good excuse to do CN jokes for 5 min in front of a captive audience.

My only problem is: how do I set this up? Chuck Norris can never die, so what "reason" do I have to euologize him? I was thinking that he died temporarily to kick satan's ass, but i'm sure the hive mind can come up with something far funnier.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:40:23 PM EDT
Chuck Norris felt that he had rounhoused all there was on this world.

So he diceided to die and round house either the devil or God.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:49:15 PM EDT
He killed himself, only to bring himself back to life. To prove he was the son of God.


Duh!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:12:02 PM EDT
shameless btt
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:30:10 PM EDT
Chuck rides the lightening. It strengthens his super-human powers. Plus, he gets to travel to other dimensions to kick similair ass that he's kicked on this plane/ realm.

Then he rides teh lightening back to this world. The death was a ploy to kick more ass (here and there). yeah..





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