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Posted: 2/16/2006 2:39:02 PM EDT
Once more my nerves will be tested. Schools out tomorrow and I have a bunch of 13/14 year old girls in the house. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
I'm going to drink a beer now, carry on. |
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If they were 16 or 17 I'd remind you that they might have the same issue that you don't like your daughter having right now. But 13/14 is to young
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Um, are they attractive 13-14yos?
Dude I wouldnt let any kid of mine go near you or your kids with the funky friends and company you keep. LEO or No LEO your acquanitances are less then desired. |
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LMAO I thought this thread meant Bama had gone over to the Swingin' side!
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Wussy. My wife and I had 13 of my daughter's best friends over for a sleepover in August, 1994. My wife was 8.5 months pregnant and we just moved into our new home a week before. The new week my son was born.
Merlin |
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In before someone posts the "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley.
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Might wanna start with two. |
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I am SO sorry. My sister had those birthday parties; no one slept. Your best bet is to stick with the beer so you can at least pass out.
Good luck! Hang in there, soldier. |
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Stop bitchin'. You'll probably get a decent dinner and they are certain to bake something good.
<--- Had 3 sisters growing up. |
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I know lots of people from my work over the years. It does not mean they are regular guests of my home. We actually keep pretty much to ourselves. Mine, yours or someone elses kids are more than safe and taken care of in my home. I have not engaged in the swinger lifestyle or screwed one of my frineds wives. And I'm a former LEO. |
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Nope, not going to happen. |
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Are you kidding? At the birthday sleepovers I had at that age, we chowed on pizza my dad ordered while he and my mom stayed holed up in the living room for their sanity. |
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Pizza is on the way. |
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WTF? We now allow links to porn on this site? |
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It's an ugly world, buddy. Protect yourself! I would be by my wife's side or in my bed every damned minute. It's terrible to contemplate, but you have no idea what kind of twisted little princess may be in your basement right now plotting to swear you into the pen!
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When I clicked on that link there were numerous hotlinks to 'adult' websites. Not that I personally have a problem with it, but it seemed a little too much for a thread about a sleepover with preteen girls. The two didnt need to be mentioned in the same thread. I dont know, call me a boring conservative...maybe its just me. |
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My girl is 10, Bama, I'm not far behind in the headache department.
BTW, it's a good thing you don't hang out with me, Lord only *knows* what the peoples would say then! |
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I thought this was going to be another thread about blue balls.
Misunderstood the title... - BG |
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After the one time we met I'm sure you and I would have lot's of fun. When's the next Academy shoot? |
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it's all fun and games till one of them accuses you of something. then goodbye guns. best thing for you buddy is to go out with your buds and stay out all night. |
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Lay low, stay out of the way as much as possible, and when you must interact with them growl as much as possible. Get your bluff in early.
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I can help. I'm going to drink a beer for you. SG |
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Bama only yanking your chain. I have only the highest respect for you. Thats from reading what you post. So are they good looking 13-14yos or what? |
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As a grizzled veteran of several such affairs over the years...my daughter is now 35 with three kids of her own...I can only offer you sympathy and say to be sure and have more than a couple of beers laid by. Set the alarm clock so you or Mrs. Bama can check on the little darlings every hour or two. Now days I would confiscate all cell phones and pagers at the door, disconnect my home phone if they had access, and shut down any email they might get into.
You are only at the beginning of the really FUN years! |
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I've been through that part already, and survived.
I'm working on living long enough to have my grand-daughter make the same fool out of me. She's already, way smarter than me GM |
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They are kids, you some kinda pedophile? |
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same thing I was thinking....... |
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Waiting for the final outcome. I will have a bunch of 11 & 12 year old girls spending the night Sat for my daughter's birthday.
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I survived the night. All the pizza was consumed. I stayed in my den and watched movies.
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+1 I though Bama was having a good ole fashioned Key Party. I had the truck half packed before the window opened so I could read the details. |
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Just remember, someday your kids will have to suffer through slumber parties thrown by your grandkids.
I have three daughters, I've learned to just bunker down in the garage. Sometimes I volunteer to smoke a brisket so that I have an excuse to to outside, away from the noise. When my oldest daughter was 17, she had some friends and they wanted to see a scary movie. I let them borrow my copy of Alien. None of them slept a wink after watching it. |
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Oh and whoever sent me the IM last night concerning this thread. I'm sorry I accidently erased the IM without replying. A few beers to many.
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That was me. I was drinking too and was in a generous mood. I was asking you where to sent $10,000. But since you erased it...you are SOL. |
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Last tiime my daughters (16&18) had friends over for the night I ended up coated with silly string.
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