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Posted: 2/16/2006 2:39:02 PM EDT
Once more my nerves will be tested. Schools out tomorrow and I have a bunch of 13/14 year old girls in the house. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

I'm going to drink a beer now, carry on.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:39:53 PM EDT



Tagged for pics of you with makeup on......
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:39:59 PM EDT
Prayers sent
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:40:05 PM EDT
If they were 16 or 17 I'd remind you that they might have the same issue that you don't like your daughter having right now. But 13/14 is to young
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:41:21 PM EDT
Um, are they attractive 13-14yos?

Dude I wouldnt let any kid of mine go near you or your kids with the funky friends and company you keep. LEO or No LEO your acquanitances are less then desired.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:41:48 PM EDT
LMAO I thought this thread meant Bama had gone over to the Swingin' side!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:42:18 PM EDT
Abandon all hope . . . .

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:42:27 PM EDT
Wussy. My wife and I had 13 of my daughter's best friends over for a sleepover in August, 1994. My wife was 8.5 months pregnant and we just moved into our new home a week before. The new week my son was born.

Merlin
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:42:57 PM EDT
In before someone posts the "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:44:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 2:44:37 PM EDT by deej86]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
In before someone posts the "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley.



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:47:53 PM EDT
Just as long as it's not a Bareback mountain night
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:49:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Once more my nerves will be tested. Schools out tomorrow and I have a bunch of 13/14 year old girls in the house. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

I'm going to drink a beer now, carry on.



Might wanna start with two.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:51:14 PM EDT
I am SO sorry. My sister had those birthday parties; no one slept. Your best bet is to stick with the beer so you can at least pass out.

Good luck! Hang in there, soldier.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:51:39 PM EDT
Stop bitchin'. You'll probably get a decent dinner and they are certain to bake something good.

<--- Had 3 sisters growing up.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:54:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Um, are they attractive 13-14yos?

Dude I wouldnt let any kid of mine go near you or your kids with the funky friends and company you keep. LEO or No LEO your acquanitances are less then desired.



I know lots of people from my work over the years. It does not mean they are regular guests of my home. We actually keep pretty much to ourselves. Mine, yours or someone elses kids are more than safe and taken care of in my home.

I have not engaged in the swinger lifestyle or screwed one of my frineds wives.

And I'm a former LEO.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:56:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
LMAO I thought this thread meant Bama had gone over to the Swingin' side!



Nope, not going to happen.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:59:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Stop bitchin'. You'll probably get a decent dinner and they are certain to bake something good.

<--- Had 3 sisters growing up.


Are you kidding? At the birthday sleepovers I had at that age, we chowed on pizza my dad ordered while he and my mom stayed holed up in the living room for their sanity.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:00:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Stop bitchin'. You'll probably get a decent dinner and they are certain to bake something good.

<--- Had 3 sisters growing up.


Are you kidding? At the birthday sleepovers I had at that age, we chowed on pizza my dad ordered while he and my mom stayed holed up in the living room for their sanity.



Pizza is on the way.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:07:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 3:27:31 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
oi.
I have no desire to ruin a good time.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:11:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
I've been waiting for a chance to use this, seems as good a time as any




WTF?
We now allow links to porn on this site?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:13:18 PM EDT


In before the smackdown.............

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:13:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macro:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
I've been waiting for a chance to use this, seems as good a time as any




WTF?
We now allow links to porn on this site?

The family guy is porn?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:21:34 PM EDT
It's an ugly world, buddy. Protect yourself! I would be by my wife's side or in my bed every damned minute. It's terrible to contemplate, but you have no idea what kind of twisted little princess may be in your basement right now plotting to swear you into the pen!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:24:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 3:27:44 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:26:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 3:28:16 PM EDT by macro]

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By macro:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
I've been waiting for a chance to use this, seems as good a time as any




WTF?
We now allow links to porn on this site?

The family guy is porn?



When I clicked on that link there were numerous hotlinks to 'adult' websites.
Not that I personally have a problem with it, but it seemed a little too much for a thread about a sleepover with preteen girls. The two didnt need to be mentioned in the same thread. I dont know, call me a boring conservative...maybe its just me.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:28:32 PM EDT
My girl is 10, Bama, I'm not far behind in the headache department.

BTW, it's a good thing you don't hang out with me, Lord only *knows* what the peoples would say then!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:29:47 PM EDT
I thought this was going to be another thread about blue balls.

Misunderstood the title...


- BG
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:10:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Camp_Ninja:
My girl is 10, Bama, I'm not far behind in the headache department.

BTW, it's a good thing you don't hang out with me, Lord only *knows* what the peoples would say then!



After the one time we met I'm sure you and I would have lot's of fun.

When's the next Academy shoot?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:59:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Um, are they attractive 13-14yos?

Dude I wouldnt let any kid of mine go near you or your kids with the funky friends and company you keep. LEO or No LEO your acquanitances are less then desired.



it's all fun and games till one of them accuses you of something. then goodbye guns. best thing for you buddy is to go out with your buds and stay out all night.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:30:01 PM EDT
Lay low, stay out of the way as much as possible, and when you must interact with them growl as much as possible. Get your bluff in early.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:35:14 PM EDT
We need some pics of the girls.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:35:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Once more my nerves will be tested. Schools out tomorrow and I have a bunch of 13/14 year old girls in the house. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

I'm going to drink a beer now, carry on.



I can help.

I'm going to drink a beer for you.

SG
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:35:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Um, are they attractive 13-14yos?

Dude I wouldnt let any kid of mine go near you or your kids with the funky friends and company you keep. LEO or No LEO your acquanitances are less then desired.



I know lots of people from my work over the years. It does not mean they are regular guests of my home. We actually keep pretty much to ourselves. Mine, yours or someone elses kids are more than safe and taken care of in my home.

I have not engaged in the swinger lifestyle or screwed one of my frineds wives.

And I'm a former LEO.



Bama only yanking your chain. I have only the highest respect for you. Thats from reading what you post. So are they good looking 13-14yos or what?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:42:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:35:22 PM EDT
I've been through that part already, and survived.

I'm working on living long enough to have my grand-daughter

make the same fool out of me.

She's already, way smarter than me


GM



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:36:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
We need some pics of the girls.



They are kids, you some kinda pedophile?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:37:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Burley:
We need some pics of the girls.



They are kids, you some kinda pedophile?




same thing I was thinking.......
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:41:54 PM EDT
Waiting for the final outcome. I will have a bunch of 11 & 12 year old girls spending the night Sat for my daughter's birthday.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:13:33 AM EDT
I survived the night. All the pizza was consumed. I stayed in my den and watched movies.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:17:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
LMAO I thought this thread meant Bama had gone over to the Swingin' side!



+1

I though Bama was having a good ole fashioned Key Party. I had the truck half packed before the window opened so I could read the details.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 5:23:18 AM EDT
Just remember, someday your kids will have to suffer through slumber parties thrown by your grandkids.

I have three daughters, I've learned to just bunker down in the garage. Sometimes I volunteer to smoke a brisket so that I have an excuse to to outside, away from the noise.

When my oldest daughter was 17, she had some friends and they wanted to see a scary movie. I let them borrow my copy of Alien. None of them slept a wink after watching it.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 6:52:56 AM EDT
Oh and whoever sent me the IM last night concerning this thread. I'm sorry I accidently erased the IM without replying. A few beers to many.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:20:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Oh and whoever sent me the IM last night concerning this thread. I'm sorry I accidently erased the IM without replying. A few beers to many.



That was me. I was drinking too and was in a generous mood. I was asking you where to sent $10,000. But since you erased it...you are SOL.

Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:43:37 AM EDT
Last tiime my daughters (16&18) had friends over for the night I ended up coated with silly string.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 1:56:50 PM EDT
The last one just left. WhooHooo!
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