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Posted: 2/16/2006 10:22:31 AM EDT

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:26:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:28:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.





I'd forward this to my dad, who is a pilot, but I'm sure hes already seen this.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:35:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 10:36:17 AM EDT by Kalahnikid]


ETA: My mom's a pilot too, hmm.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 11:48:57 AM EDT
This applies to aviation in general . . .
17.) While flying the airplane, Mother Nature will give you the test before you've even had the lesson.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:50:40 PM EDT

I got this at work.

I'll have to ask and see who sent it home to their wives.


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