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Posted: 2/16/2006 9:12:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 9:13:01 AM EDT by garandman]
Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....

_________________

garandman -



We're running two shows this week that you might have seen, but probably didn't during the late night scheduling of the past months. Both shows may be new to you.

Shooting USA presents
The Cowboy Mounted Shooting Nationals. It's riding and shooting in competition that is far and away the most exciting event you'll see in a rodeo ring.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:14:16 AM EDT


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:16:15 AM EDT
3.. 2.. 1... til he sees this...
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:16:56 AM EDT
Scoutten is gonna bust a cap in your ass!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:17:02 AM EDT
tag for aftermath.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:18:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:18:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:19:19 AM EDT
I just got this from Ammoman:


From: <eric@ammoman.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:17 PM
Subject: Garandman

Macman,

Garandman wants to join the ghey cowboy trend, do you know anyone who can "break him in"?

Eric



Sorry, don't know anyone.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:20:27 AM EDT
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:21:26 AM EDT


tag
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:35 AM EDT
hahahaha i bet he laughs his ass off and THEN busts a cap in his ass!!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:48 AM EDT
I'm sure Jim washes his hands!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:23:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 9:23:59 AM EDT by Wobblin-Goblin]
I just got this from a gay cowboy:

From: <louiepooey@capmyass>
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:17 PM
Subject: Garandman

Garandman gave me your e-mail address last night. Wanna play?

LouiePooey


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:26:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!

Thank god I didn't get a visual on that one
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:28:59 AM EDT
You are in deep kimchi.


Jim makes Chuck look like Dakota Fanning.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:36:37 AM EDT



So, what kinda "loads" are they shootin'???



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:41:50 AM EDT
Ive seen Jim strangle men for less, you better watch your 6.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:46:27 AM EDT
We may see an new "volunteer" for that guy who can hit dimes with a long bow.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:54:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:03:56 AM EDT
Don't ride bareback, you might catch teh AIDS
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:05:46 AM EDT
There is no such thing as evolution.

Just a list of animals that Jim Scoutten has not yet killed using high quality Federal Premium ammunition.....
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:07:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
There is no such thing as evolution.

Just a list of animals that Jim Scoutten has not yet killed using high quality Federal Premium ammunition.....

What do you think that M1A collection of his is for. Each one is retired after killing 100 liberals or deer with it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:50:49 PM EDT
IBJSBACIYA
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:53:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
IBJSBACIYA



In
Before
Jim
Scouten
Busts
ACap
In
Yo
Ass.

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:55:47 PM EDT
tagged for the bitch slapping
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:56:32 PM EDT
Finally, some action.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 1:57:20 PM EDT
What is this brokeback mountain movie everyone keeps talking about?
From what everyone posts, it has something to do with gay cowboys.
Is there some kind of plot beyond that? I have never heard of the film other than what is posted here about it but if thats all there is, gay cowboys, it sounds like gay porn.

Is it actually about something?
By any chance, does it have anything to do with eating pudding?

I dont follow TV or movies so I'm lost with a lot of these titles...but unless there is more to it than gay cowboys, I dont understand the popularity.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:00:33 PM EDT
Remember....shoot straight....and keep em' in Garandman!!!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:03:39 PM EDT
Tag for the inevitable smackdown!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:06:00 PM EDT
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.






and Jack Bauer shiver!

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:09:06 PM EDT
tagged for the Jim Scoutten beat down and cap-busting in ass...
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:13:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macro:
What is this brokeback mountain movie everyone keeps talking about?
From what everyone posts, it has something to do with gay cowboys.
Is there some kind of plot beyond that? I have never heard of the film other than what is posted here about it but if thats all there is, gay cowboys, it sounds like gay porn.

Is it actually about something?
By any chance, does it have anything to do with eating pudding?

I dont follow TV or movies so I'm lost with a lot of these titles...but unless there is more to it than gay cowboys, I dont understand the popularity.



My wife drug me to it (I owed her big for something, and she used it as repayment), it's all about gay cowboys. It had to be the most boring movie I ever seen. It DID have pudding in it. That made me laugh harder then anything I ever saw... I was the only one... I owe her for that now.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:14:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.





Chuck Norris calls him "Sir."
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:15:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 2:28:31 PM EDT by petagunner]
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:17:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 2:37:02 PM EDT by MudBug]

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!




I was always suspicious of these stickers on trucks




ETA:

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:17:51 PM EDT
tagged for the gore.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:23:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 2:30:50 PM EDT by Kalahnikid]
edit because Im a super nice guy.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:31:07 PM EDT
Thanks for reminding me, Mudbug. My Willie Nelson tapes are adios.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:41:18 PM EDT
I can't wait to see how this goes so...

TAG!

Danny
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 2:44:00 PM EDT
February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:15:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:22:50 PM EDT
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Uh... what the other guys said

Hey Jim... GET SOME!!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:27:51 PM EDT
Jim's going to go Dick Cheney on yo' ass.


- BG
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:28:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 3:29:30 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Walker told me I have AIDS.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 3:37:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By napalm:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.






and Jack Bauer shiver!




LMFAO!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:44:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 4:45:35 PM EDT by garandman]

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.



Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....well, unless yer me.

And that's a DARNED good description of the victim, I must say.



Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:49:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!



Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:51:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:
Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....

_________________

garandman -




Sheephearders ain't cowboys.

Besides, I'm sure the sheep are greatful for the lack of attention.

Oh, and that Willie guy ain't a cowboy, either.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 4:55:54 PM EDT
tag.
Its popcorn time
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:05:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:
This just in....Jim Scoutten endorses "gay cowboy trend" and Brokeback Mountain


Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....
_________________

garandman -

We're running two shows this week that you might have seen, but probably didn't during the late night scheduling of the past months. Both shows may be new to you.

Shooting USA presents
The Cowboy Mounted Shooting Nationals. It's riding and shooting in competition that is far and away the most exciting event you'll see in a rodeo ring.


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