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Posted: 2/16/2006 8:40:13 AM EDT
Post a nominated post, put up a poll, and minimum number of yeas gets the post immortalized.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 8:43:31 AM EDT
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:21:54 AM EDT
I must have missed that one. What was it about?


Originally Posted By blackbag223:
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I must have missed that one. What was it about?


Originally Posted By blackbag223:
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.




Long gone. Well the pics anyway.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 9:23:35 AM EDT by USGI_45]

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.





Yeah I missed that too.


ETA could somebody sum it up?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I must have missed that one. What was it about?


Originally Posted By blackbag223:
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.




The biggest cover up in ARFCOM history.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:24:16 AM EDT
The secret can never come out about the range report. I'm a former member of the "range report" hit squad that took out members that asked about it. They fired me for cutting out vocal cords and cutting off fingers instead of just killing people that asked to much about it. STOP asking. it's been talked about to much already.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:24:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I must have missed that one. What was it about?


Originally Posted By blackbag223:
i would really like to actually see the infamous "range report" i have heard a lot about it, but never exactly what it is.




You must be mistaken. There was never any such thing as a "range report".


Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:26:14 AM EDT
Or a forum of just the "best" threads...

The Carwash Draw Down

That one of the stuffed animal pics all over the world.

"You can't bring fire on a plane!"

Most Air$oft threads (esp. with pics...)

There are some real, laugh-out-loud threads that don't deserve to go away.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:27:23 AM EDT
Oh yeah, the Range Report, I remember that one.

It was abo<END OF LINE>
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 9:28:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Oh yeah, the Range Report, I remember that one.

It was abo<END OF LINE>



See, ya'll, they got him, STOP TALKING ABOUT I<END OF LINE>
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 10:00:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 10:01:04 AM EDT by FLAL1A]
I see (and am told that I sometimes write) some single posts that, with a few words of introduction for context would be classics. This is what made me think of it. In this thread my description of the Congressmen backing an AWB renewal drew the concluding suggestion by ARDUNSTAN:

originally posted by ARDUNSTAN

originally posted by FLAL1A

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
They are the usual suspects: a reliable nest of communists, traitors, crumb-snatchers, beggars, thieves, and hydraulic lawn-jockeys, spewing self-righteousness and entitlement at the flip of a switch. They are the pixel-sized elements of the target at which Jehovah's almighty J-Dam of vengeance will be directed on judgment day, whe He at last determines to cleanse the Earth. The eyeless, multi-eared exoskeletal vermin gnawing the marrow of the bones of such as Jefferson and Madison, they flee with a gut churning skitter whenever the Constitution is invoked. They are the conscientious remnant, who can be relied upon to speak truth to power - and loudly - so long as the grand jury is out of session and the per diem is guaranteed. They are so many 3 pound blocks of government cheese with carboard wrappers and arms and legs and character which being neither hot nor cold must be spat out. With every breath they draw they argue forcefully for monarchy or oligarchy or anarchy or any archy but the archy that got drunk and shit them out near the levers of power. Their mere living indicts Abraham for having importuned the Almighty in advance of His cleansing of Sodom and Gomorrah. They breathe and thereby beg Jesus to reconsider, to invert time, and to remain in the bosom of the Trinity, aloof from the sufferings of His poor creatures. Individually, they are proof that .22 long rifle cartridges cost too much to waste; collectively, they are a fleshy, self-inking rubber stamp reading "Deposit Only" and visible only on the back of a welfare check. One day they will die. Thank God that even then rats and roaches will hunger, or those Democratic stalwarts' lives would have been entirely devoid of purpose.

Heaven grant that a hundred years hence, in the pre-dawn gloom of some dusty crossroad, a penniless, toothless vagabond without fortune, hope, or prospect may find that an undercooked tamale has forced him to seek untimely relief for the griping of his bowels; that he may thoughtlessly squat over the open end of a trickly culvert and in the groaning release of his tired and crusty bung shit upon their unmarked and disremembered grave.


You know L1A, you should write an anthology of these brooding, razor-like missives you
so effrortlessly create.

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:19:21 PM EDT

How about the ever popular "McUZI Rant"?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:21:12 PM EDT
How about the aquabumping thread
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:23:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By samsi:
How about the ever popular "McUZI Rant"?


IM Garandman. He's got it on file.

Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:28:38 PM EDT
"You can't bring fire on an airplane."

"There is a Tyranny Sneaking Up On You." and It's companion screed against the ARFCOM Psychopoliticians.

"Carwash Drawdown."

"Aquabumping"

These threads would also help explain a lot to newbies several terms seen frequently on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:32:29 PM EDT
Battle for Monrovia, or the Definative Guide to Hip Hop Urban Combat

that one gets my vote
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:36:15 PM EDT
Lootie!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:36:37 PM EDT
So WTF is the range report?
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:37:23 PM EDT
Forgot:

Guy goes Vader on M&A guy at funshow!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:38:24 PM EDT
yea
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:38:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 12:39:54 PM EDT by Kalahnikid]

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
So WTF is the range report?



archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=288048
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:39:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By samsi:
How about the ever popular "McUZI Rant"?


IM Garandman. He's got it on file.



I remember seeing that too...look up "ARFCOM INVESTIGATIVE REPORT:McUzi died in service to country" in the archives.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:40:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2006 12:43:01 PM EDT by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
So WTF is the range report?

Don't you people learn? Stop asking!





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While back a n00b decided to post pics of himself, and his girl and him raw doggin her. He was new and didn't know any better. It went several pages, a ton of IBTLs, etc etc etc before someone contacted him to let him know about the violation so he didn't get banned. He got the photos edited out, and EVERYONE got their posts edited to cover for him. He changed the name of the title to "The range report" It's the biggest coverup in arfcom history.


Btw, if ask real nice, and pay for one of the "I'd rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy" bumperstickers I'll send you the 2 surviving pics
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:59:20 PM EDT
No response from the mods? Did I burn the wrong incense?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:01:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 9:02:59 PM EDT by Wave]
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:06:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:07:47 PM EDT
my alltime favorite is the guy getting a free m16 from a friendarchive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=191630
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:10:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 9:11:15 PM EDT by Spade]
We could just create a forum of only the greatest posts.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:15:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:16:34 PM EDT
I think that thread a while back with the pirate would had a good chance if it wouldnt have been locked so quickly.

Am I right, shipmates?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:19:58 PM EDT
The "Can Ye Smell It?" thread was the funniest I've seen in a long time...


I have no idea why the mods locked and trashed it...


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:25:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:
The "Can Ye Smell It?" thread was the funniest I've seen in a long time...


I have no idea why the mods locked and trashed it...





Its a cover up it tis!! ARRG!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:43:59 PM EDT
I must admit the uber-gay "church function back rub" ranked way up there on the classic thread list.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:27:30 AM EDT
For this years Best Threads, I’m nominating:

HOW WELL WOULD THE M-4/M-16 HAVE DONE IN TRENCH WARFARE OF WW1?
http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=424388

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS PART II
http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=425362&page=1

And the worst:
Troll of the Year Thread
Good Fighters? By Young_Blood
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=435362&page=1
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 1:29:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Post a nominated post, put up a poll, and minimum number of yeas gets the post immortalized.



I like the idea!

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 3:23:36 AM EDT
Could somebody please provide a link to the tactical wheelbarrow
It's the only legend that I keep hearing about but haven't read
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