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Posted: 2/14/2006 7:47:11 PM EDT
NO!

MULES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:47:42 PM EDT
ZING!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:48:49 PM EDT
Ghey
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:50:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By llanero:
NO!

MULES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!! Dick Cheney





Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:51:48 PM EDT
What ghey thoughts you have.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:52:59 PM EDT
so ghey, that this thread should end all Chuck Norris threads once and for all!!!!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:54:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chokey:
so ghey, that this thread should end all Chuck Norris threads once and for all!!!!



+eleventytrillion
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 7:54:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By llanero:
NO!

MULES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!! Dick Cheney



wizbangblog.com/images/dickdick.jpg




That was my first thought as well (very ghey but funny just the same)

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:00:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:00:39 PM EDT
see avatar and never start a thread involving a man being hung ever again
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:01:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By llanero:
NO!

MULES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!! Dick Cheney



wizbangblog.com/images/dickdick.jpg




That was my first thought as well (very ghey but funny just the same)




I was reading on another board where these liberal girls posted pics of Cheney and Rumsfeld from the 70's, and saying "I can't believe it, but they were actually kind of hot" I guess raw animal sexuality doesn't trump politics, but they were all cooing about how Rumsfeld looked like Bruce Campbell

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:05:23 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:24:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 8:26:38 PM EDT by llanero]
All you damn "gh@y"-whores have sullied the sanctity of ths Chuck Thread. Y'all should be flayed alive for including the blasphemous "gh@y" word with Chuck Norris in the same thread.

Now I've got to waste 20 minutes of my life to purify this thread.

Here goes:

Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler, Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants , Ninja Boot, Marcia , Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi , Fortune Nookie (, Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arby's with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold ...and Last But Not Least.....The Notorious V.A.G.

ETA that I see an IBTL-whore has posted. pfft.
Now all we need for this party is a DUPE-whore to show up.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:26:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
IBTL

+1
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:27:27 PM EDT
No, but Chuck once hung a mule for back-talking him, right after he delivered the round-house kick to its rider.



Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:28:31 PM EDT
lolzorbbqrofl2abcdefghijlollersk4tes!!!!111!!­!!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:29:17 PM EDT
Good lord this thread is gay. Either by talking about donkey dick or showing shots of Cheney's gear......
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:29:41 PM EDT
So IBTL
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:32:23 PM EDT
Chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood's penis.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:34:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 12:17:09 AM EDT by Rakky]
87 inches!!!

ETA:
You knew it was coming.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 9:09:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 9:14:09 PM EDT by weptek911]

Originally Posted By llanero:
NO!

MULES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!!




I don't want to be perceived as a gay-basher but shouldn't you hang out in a more gay-friendly forum ?

I'm not telling anyone of any sexual preference to leave, but couldn't you profess your man-love somewhere else ?

I'm sorry, but you guys are out of control with all the Chuck Norris faggotry.


Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:15:19 PM EDT
*gasp*
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:22:34 PM EDT
IBTL....or at least it should be locked else there is a double standard

If that cheney pic is ok, I have one of britney spears I want to post. She is fully dressed so its all good right?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:26:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 12:26:24 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
done
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