Somewhere in heaven hank williams, sr and john wayne are askin' themselves "WTF happened to REAL American Cowboys and Country-Western music?"

Sounds like Willie be lookin fer love in all the wrong places...

Willie's new boots...

On your rump again
I can't wait to get on your rump again
I get my lovin' bumping humps of my friends
I can't wait to get on your rump again

Mama do let your baby grow up to be gayboy
Let them play dress up or ride them bareback
Let them be interior decorator or such

Damn, I love Willie and I'm even willing to overlook his politics, but this is too much

Quoted: Quoted: Damn, do I cry or break something.  What next? Cowboys for gun control? Cowboys against pickup trucks? Cowboys for civil unions with horses....

garandman
I really didn't need to hear that. That ranks right up there with the video of three fat chicks giving birth that I had to watch in class today.

Quoted: On your rump again I can't wait to get on your rump again I get my lovin' bumping humps of my friends I can't wait to get on your rump again

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why do talented people have to be such idiots. ETA spelling because being an idiot is usually their true talent. img126.imageshack.us/img126/3851/rainbowwillie7da.gif

Who here is really suprised by this?  Willie Nelson has always been more of a hippie than a cowboy.

He has always had more in common with Berkeley than with Texas.

Damn, why did someone from Lubbock have to write that song.

I hang my head in shame

I find it funny as hell when somebodys favorite musician turns out to be a closet moonbat whacko

Quoted: I find it funny as hell when somebodys favorite musician turns out to be a closet moonbat whacko

Anybody who didn't know that Willie Nelson was a moonbat liberal hasn't been paying attention.

After listening to it just play an old copy of Monty Python doing "The Lumberjack Song" and your mind will be cleansed.

-Gator

Quoted: I wonder if a mummified stoner with braids gets much action from the fancy boys?

I believe that Willie himself might be "fancy".  

I recall a situation at a point in the early 80's when al the metal heads worshiped Judas Priest and called bands like REO, Styx, Foreigner, etc. "gay" and all the pretty boy singers a bunch of "fags" - - and years later, the "god" of the metal heads was gay!!!

Now we have a similar thing going on in country music, I can only wonder how many of country music's legends are/were gay or bi.

"Whatever happened to Randolph Scott..."
- The Statler Brothers






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On the scrot again,
He can't wait to get on the scrot again
What he really loves is ******* off his friends,
Ol Willie wants back on the scrot again.....

He's a tight butted tranny in love with a good timin' man...



And let's not even begin to think about how one could butcher Ring of Fire....

Quoted: Quoted: I bet Willie has taken a shot or two to the back of the throat...   Thanx ALOT for that visual, man.

Kinda like a twat with eyes.

Here's the lyrics, copied from this post www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=437498
Since it looks as if this will be the main thread, so I put them here for your "enjoyment" - He's got a few comics there too...


Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

- There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.



It's so wrong...
In so many ways.
I heard it on a talk show,
I thought it was a joke.
It's not.

Quoted: Quoted: Oh Goddammit. nice avatar.

Don't see Brokeback Mountain with DoubleFeed . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with DoubleFeed . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with DoubleFeed . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with DoubleFeed . . .

Quoted: How many damn gay movies, songs, TV shows, etc, etc. must we have before the media stops calling it "GROUNDBREAKING?" Does this annoy anyone else?

Sure does.

Remember how Ellen complained when her show tanked?

ah, the reaction of some on this board is classic.  Stop, my sides hurt!
~Dg84

Quoted: - There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;

Maybe the songwriteris full of "strange impulses", but I sincerely doubt most Texans are. Honestly, anyone think that Jim Bowie and Davey Crockett were playing grabass at the Alamo????

I think not.

There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.

Like why revisionists insist that everyone in the past wasn't who we think they are.

Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.

There is no "feminine" in me. Thus his "belief" is as realistic as a belief in the tooth fairy. (no pun intended...)

Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Ya. So talking about sex with women is a cover for being a closet homosexual?? Talk about issues, this songwriter has more than Sports Illustrated.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other What did you think those saddles and boots was about?

Uhhhh.....Saddles are meant to allow someone to ride a horse. Plus, horses don't naturally come with somewhere to shove a Winchester rifle and a lasso. Well, you could TRY to put the winchester somewhere, but the horse probably wouldn't appreciate it.

And the boots? They are FOOTWEAR. They were not designed by Fritz and Lionel to have something "saucy" to wear while they herded cattle.

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

I dunno what kind of f*cked up cowboys he has been hanging around with, but that ain't the case. I have never seen a real cowboy go: I want you to call me Loretta! I want to have babies!!!

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.

They did. With fires, and blankets. And occasionally hookers.

Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Again, if you think that deep inside every man there is a woman with a lisp trying to get out, then you have personal issues deeper than the Grand Canyon.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

Except, I suppose, the gay cowboy songwriters who reveal this secret world where every dude is a closet homosexual......

Modern country sucks.  

I'm sure there are gay cowboys, but why make a song or a MOVIE about it?

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other - There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other What did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

That's just about the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. It's gotta be a joke.

Quoted: Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other - There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other What did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done. That's just about the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. It's gotta be a joke.

HOLY SHIT!  Is that for real?

I wish Waylon Jennings and Johny Cash were still alive

Quoted: On your rump again I can't wait to get on your rump again I get my lovin' bumping humps of my friends I can't wait to get on your rump again

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Quoted: Quoted: Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other - There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small towns don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small towns don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other What did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done. That's just about the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. It's gotta be a joke. HOLY SHIT!  Is that for real?

If it was a parody, it would be hilarious, but as a serious song, it’s pitiful. I mean, I can't believe anyone could write something that bad that's not a parody.

Quoted: Who really gives a shit?

+1

Why do people care about this stuff so much? Some people are fags, let them be. As long as they're not bothering me, I don't care.

Quoted: "Keep opening your mind and your brain will fall out".

Now that is QUALITY sig line material tight there.

Quoted: I wish Waylon Jennings and Johny Cash were still alive

I would like to take this opportunity to make note of strong and heart felt agreement with Currahee.

Something akin to the frequency of a  lunar eclipse.  

Long live the Hag.

"The Dallas Morning News said the song had a personal connection for Nelson because his longtime tour manager, David Anderson, revealed his homosexuality to Nelson two years ago."

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I can't even go into the comments which this begs for -

Quoted: Oh Goddammit.

So... What's gonna be the new avatar?

Looks like Nelson is a big fan of brokeback mountain.

Quoted: Kinda like a twat with eyes.

DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............