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Posted: 2/14/2006 1:44:17 PM EDT
Well of course she got a necklace, flowers, chocolate etc.

Then I got her what she really wanted......

A new chainsaw

Her little homlite saw died so what better present for her.



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Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:50:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Nothing says love like a woman and her chainsaw!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:52:26 PM EDT
[#2]
cute.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:52:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Just think if lorena bobbit had one of those!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:53:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Dude..you are the man, you'd make a great redneck!!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:54:14 PM EDT
[#5]
DAMN.....

You are sooooooooooooooo lucky....

Nice saw BTW.....


Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:56:31 PM EDT
[#6]
lol well done!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:57:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn, just going out of your way to please her
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:03:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:12:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn! I thought we were getting new Mrs. Freefall bikini pic's.




Seriously, nice pic. It didn't come up for me right away.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:15:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I was thinking a new Princess Leia outfit when I clicked on to the thread but a chainsaw
Don't piss her off now!!!!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:18:12 PM EDT
[#11]
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...............






Quoted:
Well of course she got a necklace, flowers, chocolate etc.

Then I got her what she really wanted......

A new chainsaw

Her little homlite saw died so what better present for her.

pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL16/709417/8250177/129459875.jpg

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That's classic.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:20:24 PM EDT
[#12]
I hope shes got chaps, proper eye, ear and head protection as well
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:32:17 PM EDT
[#13]
That is real nice, and I mean it. That woman is So proud of that gift.
I could shed a briney tear.
I hope MY wife doesn't see this-just sharpened her axe, and NOW this DAMNED womenz lib is 'a 'floatin up here from down South!
'Choppin wood does develop the breasts, but seems the chain saw is doing a fine job too!
Think the butters 'done slid off my biscuit now! She wants a chainsaw.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:33:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Lovely but...where's the hockey mask?
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:09:30 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:
That is real nice, and I mean it. That woman is So proud of that gift.
I could shed a briney tear.
I hope MY wife doesn't see this-just sharpened her axe, and NOW this DAMNED womenz lib is 'a 'floatin up here from down South!
'Choppin wood does develop the breasts, but seems the chain saw is doing a fine job too!
Think the butters 'done slid off my biscuit now! She wants a chainsaw.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:10:28 PM EDT
[#16]


Danny
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:19:03 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:21:43 PM EDT
[#18]
.....It's a Poulan Ed, It's a Poulan...
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:26:56 PM EDT
[#19]
You are a saint and your wife is a very lucky lady.  
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:28:22 PM EDT
[#20]
Thanks
 I try to keep her happy.

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Quoted:
You are a saint and your wife is a very lucky lady.  

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:32:08 PM EDT
[#21]
Happy Valentines Day baby...here's you a new chainsaw!



Classic!

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:50:28 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:07:55 PM EDT
[#23]
Best one yet. I dont think I could ever top that.




Samuel
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 1:59:55 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:
Best one yet. I dont think I could ever top that.




Samuel

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:05:45 PM EDT
[#25]
[paris hilton] that's hot [/paris hilton]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:17:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Holy cow, Joe -- you're such a ROMANTIC!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:26:38 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:35:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Beware:  









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Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:38:28 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 2:42:14 PM EDT
[#30]
[fosters beer] Keeper [/fosters beer]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:50:15 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:56:52 PM EDT
[#32]
awesome
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:46:36 PM EDT
[#33]
Yea she had a Homelite and wore it out in a year.

So I got her one just like mine

It wasnt my idea really, she called me and said it would cost more to fix her chainsaw than it was worth.

No problem I will get you a new one

She enjoyed the flowers,neclace and chocolate but the chainsaw made her day.

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Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:47:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:53:12 PM EDT
[#35]


Every woman has her favorite thing.

She wanted gold and jewery so I got it for her.

As we got older she wanted a house in the country with 3-5 acres of land, so I got it for her.

She wanted another kid, no problem I gave her a girl

she wanted a chainsaw for christmas no problem.

She wanted a better chainsaw, so once again no problem she gets it.

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I take care of the Mrs

Quoted:
Holy cow, Joe -- you're such a ROMANTIC!

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 7:55:59 PM EDT
[#36]
"Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me."



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