Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Page / 2
Next Page Arrow Left
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:42:20 AM EDT
[#1]
Best experience in the world = holding babies...especially when they are about 18 months and laying on your chest with their fingers all over your face...fantastic rush!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:45:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Along the bathroom theme.....

Ever been the passenger in a car, and you gotta' pee and the driver won't stop, and you hold it for a long time?

When you finally get to go, that initial release is quite like the feeling of an orgasm.  Ahhhhhhhhh !
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:32:01 AM EDT
[#3]
My girlfriends cooking is pretty close. So iguess i get both.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:11:45 AM EDT
[#4]
Several mile single-track descent with a enough white-knuckle sections to keep the juices flowing.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:31:41 AM EDT
[#5]
there are only a few things that I can think of

being on a good motocross track or on some good sand dunes

a case of Tannerite and lots of stuff to blow up
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:32:12 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Uhhh.....strangling a dead hooker?







That's like beating a dead horse.



Ooh, beastality.

Kinky.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:41:29 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
For me,

Driving a really fast car really fast

Shooting a shotgun and seeing the target blow to smithereens

Tight groupings on the target

Rapid fire shooting



You're a man of the world squire, I mean, you've been around a bit, eh?

What exactly do you mean?

Well gov, you've ahh.....You've slept........with a lady??

Well.....Yes.

What's it like?
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:42:36 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Uhhh.....strangling a dead hooker?



I hate to get all technical here, but my limited medical training has taught me that it is impossible to "strangle" someone if they are already dead.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:44:48 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
FULL AUTO!!!



No, full auto can lead to a WARGASM, not an orgasm.

Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:45:27 AM EDT
[#10]
What equates with sex?

Well, equates? I don't know. But put some fine pie in front of me and tell me I can have it as long as I cancel a track day? I'll say no thanks to the pie.

The physical and mental strain of riding a motorcycle at speed is a sublime pleasure that is literally addictive.

I'm a fairly old fart that couldn't attract a female anyway, so sex isn't high on my list of things to do.
Page / 2
Next Page Arrow Left
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top