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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:22:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:25:53 AM EDT by nationwide]
This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!

Basically, we (well, I... and a few others) are looking for a young female... um... under 20? But at least 18, to come on the boards and whore for attention.

Qualifications include, but are not limited too:

Nice shapely photogenic body.
Great personality.
Husband/fiance/boyfriend/significant other not important (to me anyways!)
Girlfriend a definite PLUS!
The more you're willing to show, the lower our standards go!
Post pics of your general siliness... siliness induced by alcohol is even better.
Many here are experts at judging swimwear and or nightwear, please post pics of BOTH for us to comment upon.

One more thing... the hotter you are, the less we care if you think guns are "icky".
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:11 AM EDT
pics?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:25:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:25:33 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:25:21 AM EDT
TTIWWP
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.




Fixed it
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
pics?



If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:27 AM EDT
[RachealF]Hi Guys!! [/RachealF]
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:28:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.




Fixed it



Don't let it happen again or I'll call the Gestapo.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:28:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
pics?



If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time



Better share.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:32:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
pics?



If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time



Better share.



Should have been in chat the other night
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:37:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
pics?



If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time



Better share.



Should have been in chat the other night



No one tells me these things.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:47:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:47:51 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!



You are advertising for someone to come to the ARFCOM board - on the ARFCOM board.


You may try looking elsewhere. Any attention whores are already here
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:48:06 AM EDT
Where's Clean_Cut?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:18:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!



You are advertising for someone to come to the ARFCOM board - on the ARFCOM board.


You may try looking elsewhere. Any attention whores are already here



But... but... they may be lurking on the boards. Logged in under a boyfriend's or husband's account
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:32:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
[RachealF]Hi Guys!! [/RachealF]


[TitaniumTits]"What's a good AR for a petite girl?"[/TT]
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:03:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.




Fixed it



Don't let it happen again or I'll call the Gestapo.



That's "der Gestapo...."
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:14:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.




Shouldn't the grammar nazi also point out incorrect spelling? Or is that a job for the spelling nazi?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:20:07 AM EDT


Demmit nationwide, just surf porn already.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 3:41:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:


Demmit nationwide, just surf porn already.






Link Posted: 2/13/2006 3:44:18 PM EDT
Let me guess, Nationwide. You're stuck in a snow bank somewhere in bumfuck Nebraska, bored to death. Close?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 3:44:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 3:44:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:


Demmit nationwide, just surf porn already.



Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:53:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sylvan:

Originally Posted By Kacer:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:


Demmit nationwide, just surf porn already.








professional curiosity
Are you into hetero porn?



How in the world would asking me that question be a professional curiosity?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:13 PM EDT
Sounds good to me.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:02:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 9:08:37 PM EDT by double_wielder]
Thought it appropriate to post this pic.

Or maybe not...
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:52:01 PM EDT
I really miss RachelF. The girl, not the guy.

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