Calling all potential "Attention Whores"

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Calling all potential "Attention Whores"

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:22:02 AM EDT

This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!

Basically, we (well, I... and a few others) are looking for a young female... um... under 20? But at least 18, to come on the boards and whore for attention.

Qualifications include, but are not limited too:

Nice shapely photogenic body.
Great personality.
Husband/fiance/boyfriend/significant other not important (to me anyways!)
Girlfriend a definite PLUS!
The more you're willing to show, the lower our standards go!
Post pics of your general siliness... siliness induced by alcohol is even better.
Many here are experts at judging swimwear and or nightwear, please post pics of BOTH for us to comment upon.

One more thing... the hotter you are, the less we care if you think guns are "icky".

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:11 AM EDT

[#1]

pics?

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:25:06 AM EDT

[#2]

I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:25:21 AM EDT

[#3]

TTIWWP

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:12 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Fixed it

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:47 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
pics?

If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:27:27 AM EDT

[#6]

[RachealF]Hi Guys!!

[/RachealF]

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:28:03 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
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I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Fixed it

Don't let it happen again or I'll call the Gestapo.

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:28:31 AM EDT

[#8]

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pics?

If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time

Better share.

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:32:04 AM EDT

[#9]

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pics?

If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time

Better share.

Should have been in chat the other night

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:37:20 AM EDT

[#10]

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pics?

If things go right, my email will be full of them. Just like last time

Better share.

Should have been in chat the other night

No one tells me these things.

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:47:13 AM EDT

[#11]

This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!

You are advertising for someone to come to the ARFCOM board - on the ARFCOM board.

You may try looking elsewhere. Any attention whores are already here

Posted: 2/13/2006 7:48:06 AM EDT

[#12]

Where's Clean_Cut?

Posted: 2/13/2006 8:18:21 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
This is an internet wide plea for a new "Attention Whore" for the ARFCOM boards!

You are advertising for someone to come to the ARFCOM board - on the ARFCOM board.

You may try looking elsewhere. Any attention whores are already here

But... but... they may be lurking on the boards. Logged in under a boyfriend's or husband's account

Posted: 2/13/2006 8:32:48 AM EDT

[#14]

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[RachealF]Hi Guys!! [/RachealF]

[TitaniumTits]"What's a good AR for a petite girl?"[/TT]

Posted: 2/13/2006 9:03:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
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I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Fixed it

Don't let it happen again or I'll call the Gestapo.

That's "der Gestapo...."

Posted: 2/13/2006 9:14:43 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I'm not an attention whore, but I am a grammar nazi. The apostrophe makes the word posessive, but you clearly aren't talking about something that belongs to potential attention whores, so it's incorrect.

Shouldn't the grammar nazi also point out incorrect spelling? Or is that a job for the spelling nazi?