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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:04:55 AM EDT
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Yes, I've eaten at White Castle. Have an extra roll of TP, a good book and some Gatorade ready, you'll need them all.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:05:39 AM EDT
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Get a colonoscopy, the prep for that will more than clean you out.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:06:28 AM EDT
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There's a product by Fleet called "Phoso-Soda" or some such.
It'll leave you squeaky clean. Almost won't have to wipe by the time you're done. 
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:07:17 AM EDT
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+ 1 Max |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:09:21 AM EDT
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haha very funny.
I'm being serious. Something like Dual Action Cleanse or Colonix. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:10:34 AM EDT
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Yep, I'm going to be on TV thursday  . I'm not looking forward to the prep, though.I've heard that routine colon cleansing isn't necessarily a good thing if done too often. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:12:14 AM EDT
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I have heard that a coffee enema works well too.
Not drinking but pouring down the rear hatch. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:14:16 AM EDT
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oh boy... I am surprised the hospital doesn't prescribe them. (would be better than their food anyway..) |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:17:21 AM EDT
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I haven't done one but hear very good things. I guess someone can loose a few pounds by getting all that waste out of all the little cracks and crevices of your digestive tract.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:19:00 AM EDT
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Didn't we have a thread on this a year or two ago? Somebody was hawking a colon cleansing system and had all kinds of nasty photos of sea monsters that came out of peoples' asses.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:20:45 AM EDT
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I bet that thread was the butt of all jokes... or went bottom up. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:28 AM EDT
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Those things are a complete waste of time. All that stuff isn't "inside you". The crap they make you take (a bunch of fiber and water) is what comes out. Sure it looks nasty, but that stuff isn't up there in the first place.
Snake oil. Pure and simple. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:40 AM EDT
[#13]
PICS?
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:29:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:42:15 AM EDT
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It's, well, a load of crap.
They don't work. You drink a solution that is not absorbed by your body. When you poop it looks nasty. They claim you are "clean". If you want to truly "clean" yourself out, drink the stuff doctors recomend for a colonoscopy. Your insides will be a nice health pink when it's over. Be prepared to spend a lot of time on the throne. Av. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:48:09 AM EDT
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I have done it before... five day purge - I drink only water and apple juice and took some supplements consisting largely of powdered walnut shells. trust me: five days of this - - - you will be cleaned out!
 and you will not believe some of the stuff that comes out   edit cause homey cant spell |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:51:24 AM EDT
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Eat nothing but Grape Nuts in apple juice for two days. That'll clean you right out.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:52:15 AM EDT
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Try this first
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:52:58 AM EDT
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Exactly what you put IN comes right back out. That's the point of the "supplements". They claim to "prove" that you had all this crap stuck up inside of you, when it's just the "specially forumlated" supplements that come right back out, looking all nasty. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:55:43 AM EDT
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Man just get a water hose, go out back and have at it
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:57:54 AM EDT
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Nature's Way product at the health food stores...there are two bottles....one of herbs and one of fiber...100 tabs in each bottle....with this product you can do a one, two or three day cleanse and still have left overs for another time...
Cleansing out can revitalize you after a junk food binge...can clean out toxins from the system and can even change your eating habits...if you want to cut back or quite a bad eating habit, cleanse for three days and live on fruit and vegetables...your taste buds will change and you won't want to put junk into your body after that... |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:07 AM EDT
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Two words:
TACO BELL If it burns, you know it's working. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:26 AM EDT
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Ask Cheeks.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:00:55 AM EDT
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Miss Information says colon cleansing is good because it flushes toxins from your system.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:02:39 AM EDT
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I did one-take some pills and drink some nasty,nasty,fiber water.I figured it was worth a try and didn't cost much.
As for results-I noticed nothing different.I try and eat right most of the time anyway,so it wasn't much of a surprise.I didn't feel lighter or like I had more energy. I think you would be better off eating healthy (avoiding as much of the preservatives and other crap as you can) and make sure you eat some bran to stay regular. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:02:40 AM EDT
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LOL this has to be a joke.
Someone change his screenname to maddog_enema |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:06:12 AM EDT
[#27]
 Go to Wal Mart |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:27:25 AM EDT
[#28]
Those herbal colon cleansing things are a scam. It's a bunch of fiber that solidifies in your gut to produce rope-like poop.
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:32:17 AM EDT
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Take Metamucil 3 times a day for a couple of days. I dropped a 2 footer the other day. Just be careful where you drop the deuce. I was a a party at my neighbors for the Super Bowl and plugged his crapper with that one
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:37:55 AM EDT
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+1,000,000 Don't be a faggoty idiot. Read some REAL research on colonics and "toxins" before you start wasting your time trying to clean out your poop chute. Jesus H. Christ people, grow up. You're not 16 anymore, think. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:41:20 AM EDT
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Damn, you could just pour Starbucks coffee down your mouth and have the same effect
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:41:53 AM EDT
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Beat me to it. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:53:00 AM EDT
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 Av. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 8:57:19 AM EDT
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Three days is not a long enough period of time to break lifelong eating habbits. It takes months. And going from junk food to an all fruit / veg/ fiber diet is a horrible idea. Your digestive system will be in shock from the rapid transition and will cause enough problems that you don't want to stay on that diet. The way to go is to replace the junk foods with good foods over time. After that you develop a taste for the 'good' foods. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 9:07:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:24:18 AM EDT
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Every so often, for two or three days, I eat nothing but granola and broccoli. With what the results in the bowl look like, I figure that the inside of my bowels have to look a bit better.
This is especially helpful when i've been eating nothing but meat and carbs for a bit, and am crappring cement chunks. |
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Posted: 2/13/2006 11:28:27 AM EDT
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ask your doctor
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