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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:01:59 AM EDT
I'm thinking about it. I want to get all that nasty stuff out of me.

Looking for recommendations, bad/good reviews of different ones whoever has done this.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:04:55 AM EDT
Yes, I've eaten at White Castle. Have an extra roll of TP, a good book and some Gatorade ready, you'll need them all.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:05:39 AM EDT
Get a colonoscopy, the prep for that will more than clean you out.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:06:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:06:51 AM EDT by Zaphod]
There's a product by Fleet called "Phoso-Soda" or some such.

It'll leave you squeaky clean. Almost won't have to wipe by the time you're done.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:07:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Yes, I've eaten at White Castle. Have an extra roll of TP, a good book and some Gatorade ready, you'll need them all.



+ 1

Max
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:09:21 AM EDT
haha very funny.

I'm being serious. Something like Dual Action Cleanse or Colonix.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:10:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Get a colonoscopy, the prep for that will more than clean you out.



Yep, I'm going to be on TV thursday. I'm not looking forward to the prep, though.

I've heard that routine colon cleansing isn't necessarily a good thing if done too often.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:12:14 AM EDT
I have heard that a coffee enema works well too.
Not drinking but pouring down the rear hatch.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:14:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Yes, I've eaten at White Castle. Have an extra roll of TP, a good book and some Gatorade ready, you'll need them all.



oh boy...

I am surprised the hospital doesn't prescribe them. (would be better than their food anyway..)
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:17:21 AM EDT
I haven't done one but hear very good things. I guess someone can loose a few pounds by getting all that waste out of all the little cracks and crevices of your digestive tract.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:19:00 AM EDT
Didn't we have a thread on this a year or two ago? Somebody was hawking a colon cleansing system and had all kinds of nasty photos of sea monsters that came out of peoples' asses.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:20:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By photokirk:
Didn't we have a thread on this a year or two ago? Somebody was hawking a colon cleansing system and had all kinds of nasty photos of sea monsters that came out of peoples' asses.



I bet that thread was the butt of all jokes... or went bottom up.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:26:40 AM EDT
PICS?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:29:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:42:15 AM EDT
It's, well, a load of crap.

They don't work. You drink a solution that is not absorbed by your body. When you poop it looks nasty. They claim you are "clean".

If you want to truly "clean" yourself out, drink the stuff doctors recomend for a colonoscopy. Your insides will be a nice health pink when it's over. Be prepared to spend a lot of time on the throne.

Av.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:48:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:49:05 AM EDT by heron163]
I have done it before... five day purge - I drink only water and apple juice and took some supplements consisting largely of powdered walnut shells. trust me: five days of this - - - you will be cleaned out!

and you will not believe some of the stuff that comes out

edit cause homey cant spell
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:51:24 AM EDT
Eat nothing but Grape Nuts in apple juice for two days. That'll clean you right out.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:52:15 AM EDT
Try this first
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:52:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:55:43 AM EDT
Man just get a water hose, go out back and have at it
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:57:54 AM EDT
Nature's Way product at the health food stores...there are two bottles....one of herbs and one of fiber...100 tabs in each bottle....with this product you can do a one, two or three day cleanse and still have left overs for another time...
Cleansing out can revitalize you after a junk food binge...can clean out toxins from the system and can even change your eating habits...if you want to cut back or quite a bad eating habit, cleanse for three days and live on fruit and vegetables...your taste buds will change and you won't want to put junk into your body after that...
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:07 AM EDT
Two words:

TACO BELL

If it burns, you know it's working.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:26 AM EDT
Ask Cheeks.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:00:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 8:01:25 AM EDT by Phil_A_Steen]
Miss Information says colon cleansing is good because it flushes toxins from your system.

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:02:39 AM EDT
I did one-take some pills and drink some nasty,nasty,fiber water.I figured it was worth a try and didn't cost much.

As for results-I noticed nothing different.I try and eat right most of the time anyway,so it wasn't much of a surprise.I didn't feel lighter or like I had more energy.

I think you would be better off eating healthy (avoiding as much of the preservatives and other crap as you can) and make sure you eat some bran to stay regular.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:02:40 AM EDT
LOL this has to be a joke.

Someone change his screenname to maddog_enema
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:06:12 AM EDT



Go to Wal Mart
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:27:25 AM EDT
Those herbal colon cleansing things are a scam. It's a bunch of fiber that solidifies in your gut to produce rope-like poop.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:32:17 AM EDT
Take Metamucil 3 times a day for a couple of days. I dropped a 2 footer the other day. Just be careful where you drop the deuce. I was a a party at my neighbors for the Super Bowl and plugged his crapper with that one
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:37:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Those things are a complete waste of time. All that stuff isn't "inside you". The crap they make you take (a bunch of fiber and water) is what comes out. Sure it looks nasty, but that stuff isn't up there in the first place.

Snake oil. Pure and simple.



+1,000,000

Don't be a faggoty idiot. Read some REAL research on colonics and "toxins" before you start wasting your time trying to clean out your poop chute.

Jesus H. Christ people, grow up. You're not 16 anymore, think.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:41:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MTUSA:
I have heard that a coffee enema works well too.
Not drinking but pouring down the rear hatch.



Damn, you could just pour Starbucks coffee down your mouth and have the same effect
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:41:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
LOL this has to be a joke.

Someone change his screenname to maddog_enema



Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:53:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 8:53:23 AM EDT by Avalon01]

Originally Posted By johnrj:
Cleansing out can revitalize you after a junk food binge...can clean out toxins from the system and can even change your eating habits...if you want to cut back or quite a bad eating habit, cleanse for three days and live on fruit and vegetables...your taste buds will change and you won't want to put junk into your body after that...





Av.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:57:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By johnrj:
Nature's Way product at the health food stores...there are two bottles....one of herbs and one of fiber...100 tabs in each bottle....with this product you can do a one, two or three day cleanse and still have left overs for another time...
Cleansing out can revitalize you after a junk food binge...can clean out toxins from the system and can even change your eating habits...if you want to cut back or quite a bad eating habit, cleanse for three days and live on fruit and vegetables...your taste buds will change and you won't want to put junk into your body after that...



Three days is not a long enough period of time to break lifelong eating habbits. It takes months.

And going from junk food to an all fruit / veg/ fiber diet is a horrible idea. Your digestive system will be in shock from the rapid transition and will cause enough problems that you don't want to stay on that diet.

The way to go is to replace the junk foods with good foods over time. After that you develop a taste for the 'good' foods.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:07:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TUBBY:
Take Metamucil 3 times a day for a couple of days. I dropped a 2 footer the other day. Just be careful where you drop the deuce. I was a a party at my neighbors for the Super Bowl and plugged his crapper with that one



Link Posted: 2/13/2006 11:24:18 AM EDT
Every so often, for two or three days, I eat nothing but granola and broccoli. With what the results in the bowl look like, I figure that the inside of my bowels have to look a bit better.

This is especially helpful when i've been eating nothing but meat and carbs for a bit, and am crappring cement chunks.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 11:28:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 11:28:27 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
ask your doctor
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