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Posted: 2/13/2006 7:01:04 AM EDT


Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard
Minorities Hit Hardest
by Some Lefty Reporter 02/12/06

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote a leftist blogger.

Hearings into the blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean wasted no time calling for an investigation, shouting, “I know the President was playing with the Halliburton weather machine in the White House basement! I know it! I demand equal access to the machine for my party!” John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate", as some are calling it, already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:02:49 AM EDT
Funny but true.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:04:00 AM EDT
Haliburton snow making machine?
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:04:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:05:15 AM EDT by Zaphod]



Halliburton Storm Generator Mk IV.


ETA: Damn. Beaten to the punch. I type too slow.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:06:05 AM EDT
[Homer] It's funny 'cause it's true [/Homer]
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:07:48 AM EDT
Link?

I know its not true... want to send it to a few friends.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:08:15 AM EDT
Favorite headlines from The Onion!!!

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:15:51 AM EDT
Typical how Bush sends white snow to oppress the working man.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:20:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:20:42 AM EDT
If something like this came out in the press, it wouldn't surprise me one bit. How sad is that?

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:24:09 AM EDT
All you rich republicans should be killed, because you don't spend your money to protect democrats from things that are your fault. If we killed all the republicans, we would all have enough money to make the other countries like us. Then there would be no more terrorism or blizzards.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:42:28 AM EDT
Rumor has it that the operator of the machine was told to set it for 4 feet of snow, but refused. He was subsequently shot by the Vice President.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:44:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Rumor has it that the operator of the machine was told to set it for 4 feet of snow, but refused. He was subsequently shot by the Vice President.





Now THAT'S funny!
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:45:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Rumor has it that the operator of the machine was told to set it for 4 feet of snow, but refused. He was subsequently shot by the Vice President.



Don't mess with Dick.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:46:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Rumor has it that the operator of the machine was told to set it for 4 feet of snow, but refused. He was subsequently shot by the Vice President.




Which goes to show that Cheney STILL runs Halliburton, and that his divestiture of all his holdings in the firm was a fraud.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:56:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:59:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
Rumor has it that the operator of the machine was told to set it for 4 feet of snow, but refused. He was subsequently shot by the Vice President.





Now THAT'S funny!



They tried to make it look like a hunting accident.

These conspiracies just fall together after you start connecting the dots.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:04:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:31:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:

They tried to make it look like a hunting accident.

These conspiracies just fall together after you start connecting the dots.




Yep, especially when the dots can be so easily moved, created, or ignored!
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:33:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:


Halliburton Storm Generator Mk IV.


LOL.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:41:49 AM EDT
The funniest part is...that some of the DUmmies actually BELIEVE that?

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