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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:57:41 AM EDT
AN INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE


There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not
to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and
nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where
he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................


OH, come on...take a guess!

Think about it

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...

You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:04:54 AM EDT
deej has no life??
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:05:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROKIE:
deej has no life??




that ain't no joke.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:06:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By AROKIE:
deej has no life??




that ain't no joke.



lmao, that isnt huh??
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:08:29 AM EDT
out of
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:25:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:30:28 AM EDT
Individual on phone: Yes TBS, this guy just posted a joke on the internet about an Indian with 1 nut. I want to know if it's OK to laugh.

TBS Rep: No, Sir, racial jokes and physical handicaps are no joking matter.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:38:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/12/2006 3:38:29 AM EDT by AROKIE]

Originally Posted By soowah:
Individual on phone: Yes TBS, this guy just posted a joke on the internet about an Indian with 1 nut. I want to know if it's OK to laugh.

TBS Rep: No, Sir, racial jokes and physical handicaps are no joking matter.



so your saying we have to stop talking about deej??
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:38:49 AM EDT
Your gonna get my thread locked.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 3:40:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Your gonna get my thread locked.



lol sorry.................
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:02:02 AM EDT


heard that before
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:29:21 AM EDT
Your joke offends me. I'm off to burn an American embassy.
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