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Posted: 2/11/2006 5:24:39 PM EDT
Okay. I'll go first.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I have, at one time or another, believed the following:

- That the world should unite under one world government, and that the flag should be that of the UN or the Olympics.

- That wars should be abolished, and disputes settled by the results of the Olympics.

- That the government should equalize all salaries and wages.

- That the military should help with law enforcement.

- That assault weapons should be illegal.

- That all weapons should be registered.

I'm sure I can think of a few more over time.

Fortunately, time, education, and experience cures all stupidity. I don't believe ANY of these idiocies anymore!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:26:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 5:26:23 PM EDT by JBowles]
When I was a little kid I thought women gave birth through there mouths
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:27:12 PM EDT
I once believed that *****15 and **** weren't trolls.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:27:25 PM EDT
Not any one of those. Not ever.

I never went through the "liberal phase" that I guess most teens and early 20 yr olds go through.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:28:27 PM EDT
the tooth fairy
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:29:24 PM EDT
when I was like 8-13 I was a really big enviromentally caring person, save the rainforest and all that shit. Too much captian planet for me.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:30:27 PM EDT
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:32:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.



It is if they're laying horizontaly.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:32:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:33:34 PM EDT
If you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow in your stomach.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:34:59 PM EDT
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:35:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 5:38:02 PM EDT by NeoCon007]

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.





One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.



I used to believe that I could go to the movies without veiwing a two hour long, leftist propaganda film.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:36:22 PM EDT
That government really was here to help and everyone in our government was a good American.

Then I was elected as a representative in the CT House of Representatives.

Boy, was I misguided.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:36:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.


One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.


Errr...how?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:38:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.



A buddy of mine was in Japan in the late 90s for a time. He came back and told me this. Not a kid, mind you. He was 24 at the time.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:38:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 5:38:47 PM EDT by ScaryBlackGuns]

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.


One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.


Errr...how?



2 B N 1 Ask 1



SBG
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:39:25 PM EDT
That gun control stops gun crime.

I was 16, I didn't know jack shit about any of it.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:39:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
2 B N 1 Ask 1



Seriously, I'd like to know.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:39:51 PM EDT
I once believed that second hand smoke caused cancer. Common, this myth is.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:40:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 5:40:51 PM EDT by LANCEMAN]
I thought Bill Clinton was cool when he got elected in 1992 because he was younger and had smoked pot . I knew nothing about politics and didn't care. I didn't care about the AWB when it passed either because all I had was hunting rifles/shotguns and a few handguns. I even voted for the damn guy because I thought GHWB and Dole were old guys with sticks shoved up their ass's . Well let's just say that my perspective has changed in the last 10-15 years.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:40:41 PM EDT
My old man convinced me that he traded the first issue of the X-Men comic book series away for some car parts.

The geezer had me convinced until like age 13.

He will never be forgiven. I lost all interest in comics by age 14, but you shouldn't cause a child that kind of trauma.


- BG
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:41:55 PM EDT
I used to think the AWB was about banning full-autos and wrote a high-school English Essay supporting it.

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:42:02 PM EDT
That no Americans would rest until all terrorists were squashed.

Thank goodness we still have men and women willing to join the military and not fall victim to the defeatist attitude.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:44:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:

Originally Posted By Pangea:
That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.


One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.


Errr...how?





Well, I've only experienced one lady who was of Asian decent, she was from South Korea. She was significantly less hairy in that area, and not because she shaved or waxed, it was just much thinner / sparce hair. Also, her labia was a little thicker and not a long as what I was used to. The overall feel was just different during intercourse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it, but it was a pleasant surprise, much like going to a Chinese restaraunt after eating McDonalds all week.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:45:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 5:48:48 PM EDT by SavageSlackie]

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



the illuminati is BS?

the pyramid on our money, The statue of liberty was a gift from the masons. - statue of liberty

both can be interprited as symbolisms of satanic origin.

download this torrent and watch it, pretty interesting.

ts.searching.com/torrent/534431/Exposing_the_Illuminati_from_Within_1of2_avi
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:45:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Okay. I'll go first.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I have, at one time or another, believed the following:

- That the world should unite under one world government, and that the flag should be that of the UN or the Olympics.

- That wars should be abolished, and disputes settled by the results of the Olympics.

- That the government should equalize all salaries and wages.

- That the military should help with law enforcement.

- That assault weapons should be illegal.

- That all weapons should be registered.

I'm sure I can think of a few more over time.

Fortunately, time, education, and experience cures all stupidity. I don't believe ANY of these idiocies anymore!



I'll be a son of a bitch
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:46:19 PM EDT
I used to believe everything I read on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:46:38 PM EDT
When I was 10 I wrote (and never sent) a letter to President Bush 1 to tell him the solution to the Gulf war was to airlift out all the good people and "atomic bomb" the whole country.

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:47:51 PM EDT
Hmmm...
I believed, at one time or another, in:

Creationism and the Biblical Flood

that when I died, I would go to Heaven and my whole life would be played on a giant screen in front of everyone there

that the Libertarian Party was a force for good

that JFK was assasinated by a hidden conspiracy

that FDR allowed Pearl Harbor to be attacked

cold fusion.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:49:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SavageSlackie:

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



the illuminati is BS?



Not just BS...INSANE BS.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:50:01 PM EDT
When I was a kid my old man told me Scallops were fish cheeks.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:51:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SavageSlackie:

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



the illuminati is BS?

the pyramid on our money, The statue of liberty was a gift from the masons. - statue of liberty

both can be interprited as symbolisms of satanic origin.

download this torrent and watch it, pretty interesting.

ts.searching.com/torrent/534431/Exposing_the_Illuminati_from_Within_1of2_avi



Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:51:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:
Well, I've only experienced one lady who was of Asian decent, she was from South Korea. She was significantly less hairy in that area, and not because she shaved or waxed, it was just much thinner / sparce hair. Also, her labia was a little thicker and not a long as what I was used to. The overall feel was just different during intercourse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it, but it was a pleasant surprise, much like going to a Chinese restaraunt after eating McDonalds all week.



Right, which is a far cry from being completely sideways.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:52:16 PM EDT
I'm withyou Zaphod,

I used to think a lot of things until I grew up.

Time teaches a few things.

GM
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:52:23 PM EDT

I used to think that the US military should act as world police, since no one else would help clean up the world.

Now I have more of a 'not-our-problem' stance, however.

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:52:25 PM EDT
'I love you"
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:53:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
'I love you"




ahahahahahahahahahahahahah­haha. Best/most true one yet.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:55:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
I used to think that the US military should act as world police, since no one else would help clean up the world.

Now I have more of a 'not-our-problem' stance, however.




You were right the first time.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:58:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SavageSlackie:

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



the illuminati is BS?

the pyramid on our money, The statue of liberty was a gift from the masons. - statue of liberty

both can be interprited as symbolisms of satanic origin.

download this torrent and watch it, pretty interesting.

ts.searching.com/torrent/534431/Exposing_the_Illuminati_from_Within_1of2_avi




That had better be entertaining.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:59:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TravisM1:

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:
Well, I've only experienced one lady who was of Asian decent, she was from South Korea. She was significantly less hairy in that area, and not because she shaved or waxed, it was just much thinner / sparce hair. Also, her labia was a little thicker and not a long as what I was used to. The overall feel was just different during intercourse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it, but it was a pleasant surprise, much like going to a Chinese restaraunt after eating McDonalds all week.



Right, which is a far cry from being completely sideways.




Right, which is exactly why I posted...


One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:00:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 6:02:06 PM EDT by yugosksfan]
I used to believe that:

-Bill Clinton was a damned good president.
-Most guns are illegal and/or you had to be licensed to own them.
-That China is alright.
-That Glocks suck.
-That AOL is the best ISP out there.
-That sitting on my ass all day 3ft. away from the TV would not force me to need glasses one day.

Man was I wrong...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:02:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:

Originally Posted By TravisM1:

Originally Posted By NeoCon007:
Well, I've only experienced one lady who was of Asian decent, she was from South Korea. She was significantly less hairy in that area, and not because she shaved or waxed, it was just much thinner / sparce hair. Also, her labia was a little thicker and not a long as what I was used to. The overall feel was just different during intercourse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it, but it was a pleasant surprise, much like going to a Chinese restaraunt after eating McDonalds all week.



Right, which is a far cry from being completely sideways.




Right, which is exactly why I posted...


One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to.



Lighten up francis. It wasnt a jab at you, I was simply illustrating that although it is a little different, its not "sideways" like a lot of guys used to say.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:04:03 PM EDT
Dang, when I was a kid I thought wimmen gave birth thru their asses. No kidding.

I think I was right about some wimmen's kids.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:06:51 PM EDT
When I was much younger (10-11ish) I thought you made babies by tongue-kissing.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:07:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AKJonny:
When I was much younger (10-11ish) I thought you made babies by tongue-kissing.



Actually... you can.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:10:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TravisM1:

Lighten up francis. It wasnt a jab at you, I was simply illustrating that although it is a little different, its not "sideways" like a lot of guys used to say.





My bad Travis, I thought that I had been misunderstood.

You are right, it is definately not sideways.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:15:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:22:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
I used to believe that George Bush was a conservative.



+1
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:24:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:

Originally Posted By SavageSlackie:

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



the illuminati is BS?

the pyramid on our money, The statue of liberty was a gift from the masons. - statue of liberty

both can be interprited as symbolisms of satanic origin.

download this torrent and watch it, pretty interesting.

ts.searching.com/torrent/534431/Exposing_the_Illuminati_from_Within_1of2_avi




That had better be entertaining.



let me know what you think of it.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:24:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/11/2006 6:29:11 PM EDT by captainpooby]
When I was a kid I thought cats were girls and dogs were boys.

<­BR>
I was close.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:24:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS

Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17.



BS? That's exactly what THEY want you to think.
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