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Posted: 2/10/2006 9:00:11 PM EDT
"I think that most of today's writers are coming from the straining, compacted bowels of that beast we call the American penal system".
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:00:55 PM EDT
nice double meaning
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:01:37 PM EDT
WTF?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:10:41 PM EDT


Images .......by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:21:57 PM EDT
We need a "CONTEXT!" image.

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 11:25:19 PM EDT
The next U.S. poet laureate.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 1:46:47 AM EDT
"Tyrone, now everyone here knows that you're most famous for writing "Kill My Landlord." Do you suppose that you could recite that for us?"

"No! Shut up! I will recite my latest poem that I wrote about you bougie white trash scum. It's called "I Hate White People" by Tyrone Green.

I hate the sunlight and I hate the night.
I hate white people because they is white.
Their hair is wavy, their lips is thin,
But worse than white women, I hate white men.
Walking around with briefcase and money,
Bust they head open, my ain't that funny?
Not out of anger and not out of spite.
I just hate whitey because they is white.
W-I-T-E people."
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 2:06:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jpman7:
WTF?




+1, is this a contest?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 2:47:40 AM EDT
Brilliant, that is art!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:08:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:
The next U.S. poet laureate.



Fo' shizzle ma nig......ah never mind...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:24:56 AM EDT
I though Mya Angelou was a shitty poet too.


Now Shell Silverstein....there's a man who can write poetry.


Bear in There

There's a Polar Bear
In our Frigidaire--
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He's nibbling the noodles,
He's munching the rice,
He's slurping the soda,
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there--
That Polary Bear
In our Fridgitydaire.


-Shell Silverstein
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:53:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:

Images .......by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
Eddie Murphy done a skit about KILL MY LANDLORD on SNL several years ago, i think it was Eddir Murphy on SNL
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