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Posted: 2/10/2006 9:09:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 9:10:16 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Two things Cavalry troopers are always taught:
Keep your priorities in order
Know when to act without hesitation
An oldie but goodie I think

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.
" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Cavalry soldier, just released from the Army after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Cav trooper hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Cav soldier nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Cav soldier in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent me!!"
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:13:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 9:13:32 AM EDT by thedoctors308]
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:14:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?


Yes and he just transfered from the Marines.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:14:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?



Probably.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:40:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?



A major dupe would be something posted 5-10 times within, say 2 weeks.

This little gem has transcended the "major dupe". This thing gets posted almosty once a day.

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:50:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 9:53:27 AM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By gks452:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?


Yes and he just transfered from the Marines.



Yeah but he was a SEAL first. Then he went to the Marines to "retire" so to speak. He's done this like freaking 20 times now. I think it's a show that he and the professor put on to scare students.

Now here's the interesting part. This originally happened involving Chuck Norris and a roundhouse kick to the face. UNFORTUNATELY, the first professor is now in Lunar orbit and a popsicle.

I think we need to do a fire mission and get this guy to stop immitating Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:52:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 9:53:04 AM EDT by david_g17]
Here's a joke I haven't seen yet on arfcom:


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened?"

He replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Michael
Moore, Sean Penn and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:58:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?



A major dupe would be something posted 5-10 times within, say 2 weeks.

This little gem has transcended the "major dupe". This thing gets posted almosty once a day.




I spend about 4 hours a day on ARFCOM...and I missed it.

Oh well.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:58:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:
Here's a joke I haven't seen yet on arfcom:


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened?"

He replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Michael
Moore, Sean Penn and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."



Nice
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 3:30:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By david_g17:
Here's a joke I haven't seen yet on arfcom:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened?"

He replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Michael
Moore, Sean Penn and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."



Nice


Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:00:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
was the cavalry soldier's name Major Dupe?



A major dupe would be something posted 5-10 times within, say 2 weeks.

This little gem has transcended the "major dupe". This thing gets posted almosty once a day.




I spend about 4 hours a day on ARFCOM...and I missed it.

Oh well.




Fucking dupe police, if you have already seen it dont fucking click on it
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:05:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hydroshok:
Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Originally Posted By M4:



Fucking dupe police, if you have already seen it dont fucking click on it



Your just jealous that you missed it too!
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