Quoted: Must be a slow news day in Hesperia.

No that's a good news day in Hesperia.  Never been to Hesperia have you?

this is hilarious!

Pussies.

I must admit Close Quarters combat with a angry 30lbs racoon is not something I look farword to, I can only imagen alot of ear ringing

Some people simply amaze me, but then I grew up on a farm
When I was young we would go coon hunting and I would climb the tree and kick the coon out.
Then I grew up and moved on to better things such as:
Catch and release wolf trapping (for the gov)
Catch and release black bear trapping (for the gov)
Spending 2.5 months unarmed in the Bob Marshal Wilderness packing around bear bait studying Grizzlies (for the gov)
Riding bulls (not for the gov)

Anybody who is a afraid of a raccoon lives a very dull life.
Matt

Quoted: Anybody who is a afraid of a raccoon lives a very dull life.

We do not fear the raccoons, but we fear their helicopters.