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Posted: 2/9/2006 8:14:16 PM EDT
> In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex
> with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with
> a male animal is
> punishable by death.
>
> (Like THAT makes sense.)
>



>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
> woman's genitals, but is
> prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> examination. He may only
> see their reflection in a mirror.
>
> (Do they look different reversed?)
>
>


> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
> deceased must be covered with
> a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
> (A brick??)
>



>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
> decapitation.
>
> (Much worse than "going blind!")
>



>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
> travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
> privilege of having sex for the
> first time
>
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
> for virgins to marry.
>
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
> anywhere else in the
> world that even comes close to this?)
>



>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
> kill her adulterous
> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
> husband's illicit
> lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
> manner desired.
>
> (Ah! Justice!)
>


>
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
> but only in tropical
> fish stores.
>
> (But of course!)
>



>
> In Cali , Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
> her husband, and the
> first time this happens, her mother must be in the
> room to witness the act.
>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>



>
> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to
> have sex with a woman
> and her daughter at the same time.
>
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they
> had to pass this law?)
>



>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
> vending machines with one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
> vending machine only "in
> places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
> consumption on the premises."
>
> (Is this a great country or what? Well . . not as
> great as Guam !)
>



>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
> an hour.
>
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>



> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
> sex for pleasure.
>
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>
>

>
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
> 30 times its own weight
> and always falls over on its right side when
> intoxicated.
>
> (From drinking little bottles of ?)
>
>
>
> (Did the government pay for this research??)
>


>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Ah, geez.)
>
>

>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
>

>
> Starfish don't have brains.
>
> (I know some people like that, too.)
>

>
> And, the best for last
>
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
>

Chain email not responsible for bullshit!
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:26:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
> travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
> privilege of having sex for the
> first time
>
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
> for virgins to marry.
>



On my way!
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:34:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
> travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
> privilege of having sex for the
> first time
>
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
> for virgins to marry.
>



On my way!

Have you seen Guam's firearm laws? It's enough to make you want to kiss Ms Boxer.
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