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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:06:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 10:04:18 PM EDT by Illinigunner21]
Alright, I saw an ad for this tonight...

A local bar in Champaign will be offering the coolest thing I might ever experience in college on Feb 14th, Valentine's Day.

It's Called the Lingerie Masquerade Ball. Chicks get in with no cover if they wear lingerie and there's a free coat check too. Also, each guy gets "Clybourne (name of the bar) Cash" to pass out to the ladies and the lady with the most cash at the end of the night wins a Victoria's Secret Shopping Spree.


So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:14:36 PM EDT
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.



No way it'll be one big sausage fest.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:15:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By newman187:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.



No way it'll be one big sausage fest.



I think you might be right... but alas there is only one way to find out...
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:17:34 PM EDT
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:20:29 PM EDT
Fat chicks wearing very little and tons of dudes.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:33:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.



Knowing the doorman.... priceless.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:35:36 PM EDT
From what i hear the best place to be is at a bar where the male strippers have just finished their act.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:40:13 PM EDT
I expect that a secondary title for this night would be...

"Night of the neverending cocktease"

that means tag
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:43:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.



Knowing the doorman.... priceless.



amen to that
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 10:46:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:
I expect that a secondary title for this night would be...

"Night of the neverending cocktease"

that means tag



+1

­



+1
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:01:41 PM EDT
You're taking your camera, yes?
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:06:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.



Yeah, as long as you have money or know somebody. Otherwise you get to watch the party from outside.

Fortunately, I know some people.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:06:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By freeride21a:
doormen are a godsend when it comes to male:female ratios.



Knowing the doorman.... priceless.



big +1
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:17:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SciFiNut:
You're taking your camera, yes?



I'll make a deal... if I bring a camera the pics are going to BOTD for real... sooooooo I could only post them in the team forum... but alas, I'm not a team member, hint hint.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:22:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/8/2006 11:23:08 PM EDT by SciFiNut]
Roger that.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:22:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SciFiNut:
If you take a camera and grab some worthy material, IM them to me, I'll share with a few members, and if WORTHY, I'm sure I can garner enough donors to pony up a membership fee.



Trust me, the chicks I know that have already told me they plan on going will be enough to keep you guys smiling for a very, very long time.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 11:28:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By SciFiNut:
You're taking your camera, yes?



I'll make a deal... if I bring a camera the pics are going to BOTD for real... sooooooo I could only post them in the team forum... but alas, I'm not a team member, hint hint.



Why go hint hint, wink wink when you can just post them up at Pie Universe...the arfcom retreat.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 12:09:21 AM EDT
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.

_____________________________



Link Posted: 2/9/2006 1:13:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.




Local Irish pub/restruant downtown from me does similar. They get Irish women a solid job in the US working at the restraunt so that they have an easier time getting their work visa. They scout for the hotness. We get hot chicks with a lilt, they get a visa and a job. Not a bad trade if you ask me.

Besides, they're just doing waitressing jobs Americans don't want to.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 6:00:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
From what i hear the best place to be is at a bar where the male strippers have just finished their act.



So true.

Link Posted: 2/9/2006 6:01:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/9/2006 6:01:56 AM EDT by JIMBEAM]

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.

_____________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif




Need some backup?
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:30:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
I have a real Irish bar in my patrol area.

The owner is Irish and she has her Hot, young (college age), female, Irish relitives come to the states to work the week of St. Patty's Day. I always check in after closing to see if they are OK.

I hate my job , sometimes.

_____________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif




Need some backup?



No thanks, I've got them it covered.

Their accent melts me, every time. I love a beautiful woman with a sexy accent.



______________________



Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:39:37 AM EDT
If I wear lingerie can I get in for free?
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:54:33 AM EDT
pics
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 8:59:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Alright, I saw an ad for this tonight...

A local bar in Champaign will be offering the coolest thing I might ever experience in college on Feb 14th, Valentine's Day.

I'm originally from Rantoul and spent a lot of time in Champaign! Gotta love those heart shaped pizzas from Garcia's!

Lois
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 9:03:31 AM EDT
I will verify that Illini gets rep for this. I too saw the ads. However, there will be ladies and a line 3 blocks long like there is every night. Also, the doormen will make sure the guy to girl ratio is 2 to 1 for sure.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 9:07:29 AM EDT
Everytime I've been to anything close to that it was nothing more than a sausage fest.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 9:07:30 AM EDT
we had a this a few weeks ago at the club I work at. All ladies who came in their 'pajamas' got in for free (local ladies are always free.....it was just a reason for them to dress sluttier then they are usually able to)........it was heaven..
Only bad part was that the casino we are located in wasnt that excited about seeing hot chicks running around wearing gstrings and bras covered by see-thru teddys...so they kicked alot of girls out.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 9:57:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By newman187:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.



No way it'll be one big sausage fest.




Sounds like it.


Also sounds like a strip club without the boobies and dry-humping. Scantily-clad women talking to you and pretending to like you in order to get your 'cash'.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 11:59:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By newman187:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.



No way it'll be one big sausage fest.




Sounds like it.


Also sounds like a strip club without the boobies and dry-humping. Scantily-clad women talking to you and pretending to like you in order to get your 'cash'.



+1 but it should be amature night version.
Go out and meet a nice girl and buy her a nice dinner and give her, her own victoria secret shopping spree. If you like her let her stick around. If not well you can say C Ya.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 12:05:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By newman187:
So here's the way I see this... There are going to be alot of very single, very available women at a bar wearing next to nothing wanting to talk to me to get my cash, and maybe I can work some of my charm and find a Valentine. This has got to be the best idea yet. I will update this topic when I get back from the bar on Tuesday.



No way it'll be one big sausage fest.



I think you might be right... but alas there is only one way to find out...

Yep, you have to go and report back.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 12:12:22 PM EDT
Couple of ugly toades wearing next to nothing and bar full of ugly horny dogs who wish they were blind.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:07:24 PM EDT
btt... I'm going in boys, wish me luck.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:14:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 5:15:29 PM EDT by sgthoskins]
SWORD FIGHT!

I'm guessing it's going to be a bad male to female ratio. Gotta give the bar credit for trying though.

ETA: Good luck, I hope we are wrong.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:42:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By SciFiNut:
If you take a camera and grab some worthy material, IM them to me, I'll share with a few members, and if WORTHY, I'm sure I can garner enough donors to pony up a membership fee.



Trust me, the chicks I know that have already told me they plan on going will be enough to keep you guys smiling for a very, very long time.

you do know this is arfcom and most of the people here have very low standards?
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 5:50:18 PM EDT
Tagged for outcome!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:49:02 PM EDT
Well, sorry for the wait, but I had to walk my hungover self to the ER this morning... Long story short, I said a very cheesy pick up line and got slapped. Everything would be ok, had I not broken my jaw last november requiring a plate a four screws to be placed on my chin. The smack hurt... alot, and I was still in serious pain this morning. Doc says everything is ok though and gave me alot of viocnin (sp) to take for the next few days for the pain to go down.


For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:51:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21


For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."



Good work Romeo! LOL!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:52:16 PM EDT


HILARIOUS! Best.. Valentines Day Thread.. EVER!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:44:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
Well, sorry for the wait, but I had to walk my hungover self to the ER this morning... Long story short, I said a very cheesy pick up line and got slapped. Everything would be ok, had I not broken my jaw last november requiring a plate a four screws to be placed on my chin. The smack hurt... alot, and I was still in serious pain this morning. Doc says everything is ok though and gave me alot of viocnin (sp) to take for the next few days for the pain to go down.


For the record the line was, "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd just get jealous of the straw."



OWNED!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:49:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:


HILARIOUS! Best.. Valentines Day Thread.. EVER!



I'll second that!

Holy shit, that was both the WORST and FUNNIEST pickup line I've heard in a while.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:18:43 AM EDT
I've been slapped before, but I've never been sent to the hospital by a chick before. bummer.
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 12:49:56 AM EDT
At least you were honest...
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:53:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pv74:
At least you were honest...




Honest??


We're still waiting on the breakdown for the rest of the night.
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