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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:02:05 PM EDT
So I'm sitting here flippin channels on TV, and my business phone rings. I answer the phone, "locksmith service", and this guy says "Just thought you should know, martial law has been declared, load your guns, put em in your pocket, keep em ready, shoot the police down" I'm like, "
 Can you say that again?" He just hangs up.About 2 minutes later, my partner who answers the phone for our other stores calls me and says, " Hey, have you gotten any weird phone calls lately?" So I tell him yeah, and he says the same thing just happened to him. They didn't block the number or anything. We get prank calls fairly often, but they'll usually block the number. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:02:58 PM EDT
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Didn't you get the memo? I mean come on, that is so 5 minutes ago.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:03:31 PM EDT
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A sizeable number of ARFCOMmers would take that seriously...
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:03:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:04:06 PM EDT
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I got no such memo and I like to consider myself "in the loop".
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:04:12 PM EDT
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Shhh.
He's not on that list! |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:06:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Do you have Captain Crunch in a box?
Prince Albert in a can? May I speak to Mr. Hunt, please? First name--Mike. Kids--eat 'em when they're young and tender. 
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:09:47 PM EDT
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The chair is against the wall.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:17:22 PM EDT
[#8]
John has a long mustache
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:19:35 PM EDT
[#9]
"What is the frequency Kenneth?"
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:21:39 PM EDT
[#10]
negative ghostrider, the pattern is full
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:24:38 PM EDT
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Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.
I'd say it was a prank. 
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:53:26 PM EDT
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87 megacycles |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:54:52 PM EDT
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Uh, because that DOESN'T WORK. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:57:40 PM EDT
[#14]
"A defilade?"
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:57:41 PM EDT
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Details details. |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:58:58 PM EDT
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The last test failed. Nobody got the message |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:59:06 PM EDT
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YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:01:08 PM EDT
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Irene. I say again, Irene.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:23 PM EDT
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"A defilade?"
"Whats a flank" |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:34 PM EDT
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I haven't even gotten my approval yet, so I wouldn't know |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:38 PM EDT
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"What's Grazing Fire????" |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:59 PM EDT
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Fuck! It's a joke? I already fired a mag out the window!!!
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:06:16 PM EDT
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"DIE GAS PUMPER"
"STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS HE HATES THE CANS!!!" 
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:07:54 PM EDT
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lol |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:08:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:09:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Sorry, I had the wrong number.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:10:00 PM EDT
[#27]
 
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:10:27 PM EDT
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This sounds like a Miracle Mile scenario. Quick! Find a couple of gay helocopter pilots and get the hell out of there!
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:11:28 PM EDT
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The chair is against the wall.
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:15:29 PM EDT
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The refrigerator light is ON! The asphalt is hot! I repeat, the asphalt is HOT!
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:17:53 PM EDT
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Did you call it back? |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:21:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/8/2006 6:23:17 PM EDT
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 Damn - I already ate several of my neighbors.
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Posted: 2/9/2006 7:20:17 PM EDT
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I'm not worried I got my flag withe gold fringe already to go as I advance on the City Hall.
And that's megahertz megahertz meagacycles is so last century. |
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