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Posted: 2/8/2006 5:02:05 PM EDT
So I'm sitting here flippin channels on TV, and my business phone rings. I answer the phone, "locksmith service", and this guy says "Just thought you should know, martial law has been declared, load your guns, put em in your pocket, keep em ready, shoot the police down" I'm like, " Can you say that again?" He just hangs up.

About 2 minutes later, my partner who answers the phone for our other stores calls me and says, " Hey, have you gotten any weird phone calls lately?" So I tell him yeah, and he says the same thing just happened to him.

They didn't block the number or anything. We get prank calls fairly often, but they'll usually block the number.





Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:02:58 PM EDT
Didn't you get the memo? I mean come on, that is so 5 minutes ago.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:03:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/8/2006 5:03:48 PM EDT by HK_Shooter_03]

"Just thought you should know, martial law has been declared, load your guns, put em in your pocket, keep em ready, shoot the police down"


A sizeable number of ARFCOMmers would take that seriously...
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:03:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:04:06 PM EDT
I got no such memo and I like to consider myself "in the loop".
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:04:12 PM EDT
Shhh.

He's not on that list!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:06:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:09:47 PM EDT
The chair is against the wall.

CO
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:17:22 PM EDT
John has a long mustache
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:19:35 PM EDT
"What is the frequency Kenneth?"
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:21:39 PM EDT
negative ghostrider, the pattern is full
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:24:38 PM EDT
Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.
I'd say it was a prank.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:53:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bubblehead597:
"What is the frequency Kenneth?"





87 megacycles
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:54:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.




Uh, because that DOESN'T WORK.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:57:40 PM EDT
"A defilade?"
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:57:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.




Uh, because that DOESN'T WORK.


Details details.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:58:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By otar:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.




Uh, because that DOESN'T WORK.


Details details.



The last test failed. Nobody got the message
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 5:59:06 PM EDT
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:01:08 PM EDT
Irene. I say again, Irene.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/8/2006 6:05:35 PM EDT by colesteele]
"A defilade?"


"Whats a flank"
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Got nothing on the ar15.com SF text message service.
I'd say it was a prank.



I haven't even gotten my approval yet, so I wouldn't know
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By coondog:
"A defilade?"




"What's Grazing Fire????"
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:04:59 PM EDT
Fuck! It's a joke? I already fired a mag out the window!!!

­

Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:06:16 PM EDT
"DIE GAS PUMPER"

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS HE HATES THE CANS!!!"
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:07:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BURN:
"DIE GAS PUMPER"

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS HE HATES THE CANS!!!"




lol
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:08:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Fuck! It's a joke? I already fired a mag out the window!!!

­


wtf it's a joke, I just sacked the corner store and burned down my neighbors house
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:09:13 PM EDT
Sorry, I had the wrong number.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:10:00 PM EDT


Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:10:27 PM EDT
This sounds like a Miracle Mile scenario. Quick! Find a couple of gay helocopter pilots and get the hell out of there!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:11:28 PM EDT
The chair is against the wall.
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:15:29 PM EDT
The refrigerator light is ON! The asphalt is hot! I repeat, the asphalt is HOT!
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:17:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockman:
They didn't block the number or anything. We get prank calls fairly often, but they'll usually block the number.







Did you call it back?
Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:21:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

"Just thought you should know, martial law has been declared, load your guns, put em in your pocket, keep em ready, shoot the police down"


A sizeable number of ARFCOMmers would take that seriously...


Link Posted: 2/8/2006 6:23:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Fuck! It's a joke? I already fired a mag out the window!!!

­


wtf it's a joke, I just sacked the corner store and burned down my neighbors house




Damn - I already ate several of my neighbors.
Link Posted: 2/9/2006 7:20:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/9/2006 7:20:53 PM EDT by PaDanby]
I'm not worried I got my flag withe gold fringe already to go as I advance on the City Hall.


And that's megahertz megahertz

meagacycles is so last century.
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