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Posted: 2/7/2006 7:25:55 PM EDT
Little joke I just got in my email.

Are you a Democrat, Republican or just plain Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal.
40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you do?
_____________________________________________________________________
Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society
and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me,
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>>__________________________________________________________________
>>Republican's Answer:
>>
>>BANG!
>>__________________________________________________________________
>>Southerner's Answer:
>>
>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds
of
>>reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
>>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or
>>Hollow Points?
>>Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
>>Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:26:42 PM EDT
DUPE!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:27:45 PM EDT
really old, but still funny.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:27:46 PM EDT
wow, just wow. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* THIS IS THE DUPE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:33:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 7:34:38 PM EDT by KlubMarcus]

Originally Posted By OregonARfan: Democrat's Answer: struck out
Here's how it would go: BANG! Owwwwww! The democrap shot himself in the leg because democraps aren't profeshunal enuff to handle a Glock fohtee.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:34:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ramennoodlesoup:
DUPE!



Heck, this is such a dupe that your dupe is a dupe! Mine probably is too!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:35:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 7:35:36 PM EDT by brentwal]

Originally Posted By Ramennoodlesoup:
DUPE!



Dupe!


This joke's more like a virus.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:37:36 PM EDT


>>Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!




bwaahahhahahahahhaha HHAHAHAH!!

this one's new by me!
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